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Imperialist Dog posted:Canada just denied visas to a bunch of Chinese officials meeting for one of those hometown clan associations My girlfriend is from Guangdong and visa officials hate that place for some reason, probably because so many people emigrate from it. Entire towns are supported entirely by relatives that live abroad.
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Ccs posted:My girlfriend is from Guangdong and visa officials hate that place for some reason, probably because so many people emigrate from it. Entire towns are supported entirely by relatives that live abroad. I spoke to a woman who worked at the British embassy in Beijing, and yeah she did say that unofficially have way stricter requirements for people from certain provinces. For them she especially mentioned Hunan and Fujian since there was a lot of fake documents, and people overstaying their visas, from those provinces. So probably the same for Guangdong and Canada.
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fish and chips and dip posted:I spoke to a woman who worked at the British embassy in Beijing, and yeah she did say that unofficially have way stricter requirements for people from certain provinces. For them she especially mentioned Hunan and Fujian since there was a lot of fake documents, and people overstaying their visas, from those provinces. So probably the same for Guangdong and Canada. It's not really unofficial so much as informal because it's in constant flux. Certain areas, companies/schools, and individuals (expediters usually) are found to be related to huge amounts of fraud, so anyone related to them gets extra attention. Immigration fraud is a huge business.
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Jun 9, 2018 14:34
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Jun 9, 2018 14:36
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I wonder if Trump wants the same with Kim
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Jun 9, 2018 14:47
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gently caress Trump forever for backing out of the trade war.
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Jun 9, 2018 14:48
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He's starting trade wars with Canada and Mexico instead -__-
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Jun 9, 2018 14:49
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Ccs posted:He's starting trade wars with Canada and Mexico instead -__- Yeah, you figure all he had to do was copy & paste some existing CCP protectionist policies for reciprocity then throw a few bones to allies like Canada, Mexico, Japan, and Korea who'd really appreciate and benefit from it.
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Jun 9, 2018 15:03
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I'm sure Trump is jealous... https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/347191326112112640
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Jun 9, 2018 15:12
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Throwing the Allies under the bus is extra stupid as the majority of the Aluminium and Steel comes from them not China. It's such a love you long time blow job for China and loving over US. Another poo poo layer is he only wants to "Negotiate" the tariffs one on one when there is no reason for them to. Un the rocket man is going to walk all over him. If he kills Donald give him the peace prize for saving the world.
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Jun 9, 2018 15:31
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fish and chips and dip posted:I'm amazed how much less everything pisses me off here compared to the eastern cities I've spent a lot of time in like Shanghai, Suzhou, Hangzhou and loving Beijing. are you in the WeChat group and did you check out my mini meltdown about Fushun tonight
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Jun 9, 2018 16:44
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Chinese bus cast of characters, feel free to add your own -woman eating hard-boiled eggs out of a cheap plastic bag -woman eating dumplings with vinegar and sousauce on them out of cheap plastic bag -guy who smells like a moldy rice cooker -guy who talks into cell phone as if it's a walkie talkies and as if you have to talk louder because the person on the other end is far away (this is every Chinese person, but this one is doing this on the bus) -guy who opens window to get that 100 percent humidity Summer breeze and to let all the A/C out of the bus -college student who hates Japan reading a translated japanese light novel about being reborn with all your memories intact and getting a second chance at life and using it to enjoy sucking your new mom's big tits as a baby
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Jun 9, 2018 16:54
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angel opportunity posted:-college student who hates Japan reading a translated japanese light novel about being reborn with all your memories intact and getting a second chance at life and using it to enjoy sucking your new mom's big tits as a baby Yes but how many people did he kill with his katana
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Jun 9, 2018 17:08
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angel opportunity posted:Chinese bus cast of characters, feel free to add your own - Mother and adult daughter having a loud, slap-punctuated argument, during which the bus gets progressively quieter as everyone listens in and/or takes a video. - Elderly couple with three strollers, a duffel bag of toys, several plastic spades and buckets, a miniature self-driving car, and an inflatable paddling pool. The actual baby is at the back of the bus eating things off the floor. - A teenager in cosplay that manages to be both stunning in detail and eye-searing in its cheapness. - an old man snoring and holding a precariously-balanced tank of goldfish.
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Jun 9, 2018 17:08
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- Farmer who puts down his gigantic 80+ kg bag right in front of the door so no one can get in or out
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Jun 9, 2018 17:24
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angel opportunity posted:Chinese bus cast of characters, feel free to add your own Guy who, judging by smell, clearly poo poo his pants and is walking around with his shitpants.
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Jun 9, 2018 17:27
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angel opportunity posted:Chinese bus cast of characters, feel free to add your own the one that set me off tonight was the old guy blasting a tv drama from his phone, so I found him and told his wife to tell him to turn it down, and she looked me dead in the eyes and said "its not him making the noise" and I said "really?" so I got up and went over there and stood next to them and said "its him" and she said "no its not" as his phone blasted his tv drama so I got fed up and told them they were uncultured and the lady shouted at me to do something horrible to my mother and I just walked away from them on the train also very big lol at this one angel opportunity posted:-guy who talks into cell phone as if it's a walkie talkies and as if you have to talk louder because the person on the other end is far away (this is every Chinese person, but this one is doing this on the bus) "Hey man, you don't need to talk so loudly" "HE'S IN ANHUI PROVENCE" "oh, right, of course"
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Jun 9, 2018 17:45
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The old lady at the bus stop who stands dead center of the doors of the unloading bus, because somehow she is going to get on before everyone else gets off, like a salmon trying to swim up a waterfall.
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Jun 9, 2018 18:48
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angel opportunity posted:Chinese bus cast of characters, feel free to add your own - The lady holding a small, empty black plastic bag in one hand. - The lady vomiting into the small black plastic bag. - The lady poorly tying up the puke bag and then nearly dropping it 50 times. - Near the rear doors, that loving bucket full of nasty water with a filthy mop in it. - People instantly asleep the moment they sit down. - People nodding off and then waking at the head drop. - Guy that doesn't wash his suit often and it smells like gym socks. - poo poo breath. Everyone on the bus. Just pure, colonesque poo poo breath makes the eyes water. - Guy with mega poo poo breath having a very loud, breathy conversation on his phone. - Adult woman crying silently. - People watching TV shows on their phones without earphones, phone on full volume. - Someone with a bag of cooked food that smells like rear end and onions. - Little kid pissing somewhere and everyone ignoring it. - Someone that looks like they have to take a poo poo but can't get off the bus. - Girl getting on the bus with two suitcases the size of small cars and then laying on them and getting upset people keep bumping into her.
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Jun 9, 2018 20:31
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Man in militia fatigues who gets on the bus with a megaphone and yells at everyone that there are scammers were they are going.
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Jun 9, 2018 22:03
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lol https://twitter.com/doumenzi/status/1004994413775351808?s=19
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Jun 10, 2018 00:07
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Literally packaging useless space... Just invest in Zimbabwe dollars already.
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Jun 10, 2018 00:14
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Kharnifex posted:I wonder if Trump wants the same with Kim Yes, and so do the rest of us. I think Kim just wants to go to Times Square and some casinos with the lads.
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Jun 10, 2018 00:17
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https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-44383449quote:According to the Shaanxi Online News, the pavement along the Yanta Road in Xi'an has now got itself a special lane for "phubbers" - people who stare at their phones and ignore everything else around them.
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Jun 10, 2018 00:43
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Putin is getting real plastic surgery face.
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Jun 10, 2018 00:46
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Dinosaur fossils have been known for millennia, although their true nature was not recognized. The Chinese, whose modern word for dinosaur is kǒnglóng (恐龍, or "terrible dragon"), considered them to be dragon bones and documented them as such. For example, Hua Yang Guo Zhi, a book written by Chang Qu during the Western Jin Dynasty (265–316), reported the discovery of dragon bones at Wucheng in Sichuan Province.[192] Villagers in central China have long unearthed fossilized "dragon bones" for use in traditional medicines, a practice that continues today.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Dinosaur fossils have been known for millennia, although their true nature was not recognized. The Chinese, whose modern word for dinosaur is kǒnglóng (恐龍, or "terrible dragon"), considered them to be dragon bones and documented them as such. For example, Hua Yang Guo Zhi, a book written by Chang Qu during the Western Jin Dynasty (265–316), reported the discovery of dragon bones at Wucheng in Sichuan Province.[192] Villagers in central China have long unearthed fossilized "dragon bones" for use in traditional medicines, a practice that continues today. Fossilized bones makes for a rock hard dick!
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Bajaj posted:- The lady holding a small, empty black plastic bag in one hand. - "click click" guy clipping his nails and sending them flying on your back - annoying 8 year old boys being given seats by couple in their fifties HK special edition : mum seats with the kid leaving shopping bags to the standing Filipino maid who already carries two backpacks (1 front 1 back)
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senbe1 posted:- "click click" guy clipping his nails and sending them flying on your back quote:HK special edition : Variation I've seen: servant tries to balance squirming restless 6 year old child and 3 shopping bags in minibus seat, while mother goes to sit unencumbered further up the bus with father simplefish fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Jun 10, 2018 |
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senbe1 posted:HK special edition : yamanote special edition: chinese tourist family, both toddler-age children wearing fashionable knockoff clothes. one is in a hoodie that says GAY in the gap font
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angel opportunity posted:Chinese bus cast of characters, feel free to add your own Outdoor ladies on their way to wild selfie session in local park with complete outfit including visor hat, arm sleeves and platform shoes
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Jun 10, 2018 06:55
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Two old people shouting to each other on opposite ends of the bus, loud enough to rattle your teeth, in some bizarre deep mountain fangyan that sounds like birds screeching and even other Chinese people "just WTF tingbudong lol" at.
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angel opportunity posted:Chinese bus cast of characters, feel free to add your own In Wechat there was a story recently where a goon was on the train and the woman adjacent was shelling and eating a large bucket of crayfish held between her knees. After finishing it, she switched to eating chicken feet McGavin posted:The old lady at the bus stop who stands dead center of the doors of the unloading bus, because somehow she is going to get on before everyone else gets off, like a salmon trying to swim up a waterfall. The old lady who stands in the middle of the bike lane so she can be ahead of everyone else (while also getting in the bus' way)
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Pham Nuwen posted:https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-44383449 
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Did we have the old boy sat behind you coughing bacterial/viral/fungal pneumonia or TB or legionaires' disease into your hair yet?
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Grand Fromage posted:Two old people shouting to each other on opposite ends of the bus, loud enough to rattle your teeth, in some bizarre deep mountain fangyan that sounds like birds screeching and even other Chinese people "just WTF tingbudong lol" at. lol
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Jun 10, 2018 11:06
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I think I'll rather go to southern italy instead.
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Jun 10, 2018 11:15
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Brb branding this as Beijing Bus Bingo
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