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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Nenonen posted:

gently caress passive protection. Build a rocket engine to blow the lava flows away! :science:

Works for oil well fires?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaRcH8K7yY8

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Platystemon posted:

No but the assessed value plummets.

Oh sure, if those fatcats in city hall get out and redo the assessments in a timely manner. :argh:

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
So can I like, buy up a load of brand new beach front land? My great grandkids will love me for it!

revolther
May 27, 2008
Why don't we use that jet engine powered extinguisher on forest fires? Fire tanks sound pretty cool. The driver and crew could be wetsuited up floating in crazy futuristic cooling gel.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem

Facebook Aunt posted:

Oh sure, if those fatcats in city hall get out and redo the assessments in a timely manner. :argh:

City hall is also covered in lava.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
just slam down some bamboo over your old house and live in a stilt hut. Who cares if it gets magma'd it cost 3 dollars

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




:black101:

RichardA
Sep 1, 2006
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Dinosaur Gum

revolther posted:

Why don't we use that jet engine powered extinguisher on forest fires? Fire tanks sound pretty cool. The driver and crew could be wetsuited up floating in crazy futuristic cooling gel.

Two guesses: forest fires are not as localized - while the jets could stop small area at a time it would just relight from neighboring areas; heat - the wood would still be hot enough to reignite on its own unlike oil where the hot parts have already burnt.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
why not get 10,000 tanks with jet engines to blow on the forest fire at once then

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Ak Gara posted:

So can I like, buy up a load of brand new beach front land? My great grandkids will love me for it!

By the time your great grandkids inherit it will be 3 miles inland from later flows!

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

The Locator posted:

By the time your great grandkids inherit it will be 3 miles inland from later flows!

Yeah but global warming will have pushed the water 3 miles inland so it'll be perfect beachfront property

revolther
May 27, 2008

RichardA posted:

Two guesses: forest fires are not as localized - while the jets could stop small area at a time it would just relight from neighboring areas; heat - the wood would still be hot enough to reignite on its own unlike oil where the hot parts have already burnt.
I'm envisioning more of a warhammer-esque Trumpian "Fight fire with fire" war against the very elements. Where the tanks go in blasting down big sections of roaring forest, foot brigade moves in behind to start running more hoses, soaking things and digging fire lines, periodically taking cover under the tanks as planes fly by dropping water salvos on the area. Like if we threw the might of the military industrial complex into fighting fires as inefficiently as we do wars.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

revolther posted:

Like if we threw the might of the military industrial complex into fighting fires as inefficiently as we do wars.

*America as a whole burns to the ground in two weeks flat. Mission accomplished!*

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
guy montag approves

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dropping fuel air bombs might actually work if not for the absurd collateral damage and the number required.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

SLOSifl posted:

Second behind November Rain

Boo and/or :golfclap:

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!



Of course it's Cody's Lab.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

FCKGW posted:

Can't you like, put it on stilts?

Although I suppose just getting to your house would be a pain in the rear end.

The only solution for all our housing woes everywhere is to give everyone Baba Yaga huts on giant chicken legs so they can roam freely about the landscape.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

oohhboy posted:

Dropping fuel air bombs might actually work if not for the absurd collateral damage and the number required.

I wonder if it would work for rounding off the fresh lava flows though, a similar process is used in industrial metalworking to deburr parts with lots of twisty internal passages.


https://youtu.be/ySGy_mKaEhI

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Blast of Confetti posted:

why not get 10,000 tanks with jet engines to blow on the forest fire at once then

I'm just imagining the world's most badass fire tornado.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Blast of Confetti posted:

why not get 10,000 tanks with jet engines to blow on the forest fire at once then
Shall we add confetti to the spray mix, too?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


How can this guy own like five hundred pounds of mercury but not know how to pronounce the word

Murkry

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Nth Doctor posted:

Of course it's Cody's Lab.

If it was the King of Random, he would have tried to detonate a cherry bomb in it in his garage.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Sagebrush posted:

How can this guy own like five hundred pounds of mercury but not know how to pronounce the word

Murkry

he mined and refined it himself iirc

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Blindeye posted:

The stilts, even concrete ones, would be damaged by the sustained heat of volcanic lava. You'd lose the foundation after a flow easily, and likely the house above anyway.

I meant after the flow. If the ground isn’t suitable for a foundation, drop some pylons and build above it.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Sagebrush posted:

How can this guy own like five hundred pounds of mercury but not know how to pronounce the word

Murkry

He calls bleach bletch

Cichlidae
Aug 12, 2005

ME LOVE
MAKE RED LIGHT


Dr. Infant, MD

FCKGW posted:

I meant after the flow. If the ground isn’t suitable for a foundation, drop some pylons and build above it.

It's not suitable for living. How are you going to stake out your property lines? What are you going to hook your plumbing into? How will you get electricity?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The answer to the electricity question is obvious:

geothermal power :science:

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






You don't even have to buy a grill or nothing, you can just cook on the lava.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry
honey I'm walking some burgers to the lava creek for dinner can I grill anything else for you while I'm gone?

Moto42
Jul 14, 2006

:dukedog:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2txUrR_uEg

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Ah, just how Trump likes them

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
This thread.

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

today at work we had a guy die. he slipped on a puddle and fell, bracing himself on a wooden plank that knocked over a helium tank. also someones coffee that spilled on him. the nozzle hit an anvil and broke off. the tank went shooting across the floor and bounced off two walls and impaled the guy, dragging him 500ft across the floor and into a furnace which we kept open for ease of access. barely knew him. rip.

Messadiah
Jan 12, 2001

Space Jam posted:

today at work we had a guy die. he slipped on a puddle and fell, bracing himself on a wooden plank that knocked over a helium tank. also someones coffee that spilled on him. the nozzle hit an anvil and broke off. the tank went shooting across the floor and bounced off two walls and impaled the guy, dragging him 500ft across the floor and into a furnace which we kept open for ease of access. barely knew him. rip.

so basically you had a rube goldberg situation going on to murder this poor guy, rip

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Say Nothing posted:

No reflective vest.



Would.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


LOL those crazy Japanaese and their tenticle 'thing'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Al6L7sgqhM

SeaborneClink
Aug 27, 2010

MAWP... MAWP!

Humphreys posted:

LOL those crazy Japanaese and their tenticle 'thing'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Al6L7sgqhM

Otherwise known as: "How can we use 48 gallons of water to put 2 on target."

This will scale wonderfully :discourse:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Japan will use any excuse to develop tentacle technology.

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oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Now if they make it 10 times longer it could be quite useful.

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