Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Jetfire posted:

Spider of Flesh
Fist of Iron
Mower of Lawn
Chair of Wheels

NSM being in the Broken Universe makes a lot of sense tbh

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Push El Burrito posted:

Iron Fist can't fly. He's not invulnerable. So he just dove off a roof to deliver his dying drop kick.

Thanks for pointing this out. I wasn't paying attention, and assumed that Ol' Fisty just kicked Spidey in the head through the open window.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He can totally mystic kung-fu his way out of trouble. He dumped a load of momentum into Spidey, now he can drag/bounce/slide down the rest. The building might get damaged in the process, but they're all used to that.

brainSnakes
Jul 11, 2011

come back here
I hope that security guard in plain sight of the window Speterman was climbing through enjoys watching a hobo plummet from the sky to drop kick the threat to hospital security before he has to do anything about it himself.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Hemingway To Go! posted:

Some buildings you would not expect to actually skip numbering 13th floors

Yeah, it's mostly hotels, isn't it?

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Bongo Bill posted:

Yeah, it's mostly hotels, isn't it?

A building I go to regularly that houses multiple businesses, including Microsoft Research, has no 13th floor listed on the elevator buttons. I think I've noticed this happening elsewhere too.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
if you regularly climb tall buildings from the outside, that's probably something you'd want to keep in mind. this makes the strip all the more surprising, since peter doesn't regularly climb tall buildings and has no mind.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Sure fight on a tiny ledge

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Wow get shade thrown at you by NSM

Sad

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

I'm setting the over/under on how long it takes for the artist to forget about Iron Fist's dragon tattoo at four days.

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
What is NSM, a fuckin owl or something

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Synthbuttrange posted:



Ah, must be a team up.
How is that shadow on the building climbing panel supposed to work?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Knormal posted:

How is that shadow on the building climbing panel supposed to work?

It's called Peter Panning and all the kids are doing it these days.

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017
I'm more concerned with how the building has so many different kinds of windows it puts groverhaus to shame and spontaneously generates ledges whenever anyone needs to have a buildingside misunderstanding.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
poo poo rand’s gonna need some ice for that burn

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
"and it SMARTS." :confused:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
so peter breaks into a guarded hospital room to... do what exactly? take a picture of some guy who got stabbed?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



That's old slang for "hurts."

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

is it old slang? :corsair:

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017

ecavalli
Nov 18, 2012



:golfclap:

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
I just saw this on my timeline and it's the most Newspaper Spider-Man moment ever depicted outside a newspaper:

https://twitter.com/diraminchia/status/1006356919269953537

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

I just saw this on my timeline and it's the most Newspaper Spider-Man moment ever depicted outside a newspaper:

https://twitter.com/diraminchia/status/1006356919269953537

There's a better moment later in that same game. Spider-man is fighting Black Cat and during this fight he throws her off a roof, and you have to pass a QTE to remember that she can't fly.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
The long trailer at Sony E3 yesterday had several moments where he was like "Well, this can't get worse" then his Spider-Sense goes off and he still gets punched/kicked/grabbed. So, it's following the tradition.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Spider-Man's son finally living up to his father's legacy.

https://twitter.com/timnelson_mpr/status/1006633825454231553

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I was expecting at least two weeks of a misunderstanding fight :smith:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

I was expecting at least two weeks of a misunderstanding fight :smith:



You got your wish! Also great logic there Pete. Stab a guy then rush him to the hospital?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

'Local idiot falls to death from 14th floor'

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Next strip: Iron Fist immediately gets past the spider sense

E: NSM is at least a graduate level seminar in Spider-Man.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


*crashes through window into ICU*

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017
"Now that I'm not distracted my spider sense will work!"

That is the opposite of how your spider sense works!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Peter's about to kick himself in the nards across panels.

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
Peter’s logic is really wack here. Did he forget that lots of other superheroes exist in his world

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
The perspective in this strip is seriously loving with my brain.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
so is he doing a jump kick in a parabola, or what? though, it would be totally netflix iron fist for him to try to jump kick a guy on the side of a building only to miss and fall to his death.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Synthbuttrange posted:

You got your wish!

Bless you, Stan Lee.....'s Ghost Writer!

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



"Spider-sense only works when he's paying attention" might be my favorite new part of Newspaper Spider-MAn

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Newspaper Spider-Man 2018: Won't caught me by surprise when I'm not distracted!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
oh dang, i just realized that nsm might have to save nif from falling to his death because nif doesn't understand the concept of height.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply