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I knew a kid who claimed he was wrongly identified as a suspect by a cop, so he kicked the cop in the shin and the cop let him go. And by kid I mean 17 years old. He was the same guy who asked me for a hug one night then wouldn't let me go and that I should dump my boyfriend for him instead.
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# ? May 27, 2024 13:53 |
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There are definitely That Guys too. They don't have cancer but they're always strapped and have guns strategically placed in their houses in case that drug dealer they fooled comes after them, and they slay the ladies
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 20:45 |
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E: timing and comedy go hand in hand.
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 20:46 |
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fast cars loose anus posted:they slay the ladies like, school shooting style?
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 23:37 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:like, school shooting style? It's the only way they'll ever penetrate a woman.
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 23:47 |
La Brea Carpet posted:It's the only way they'll ever penetrate a woman.
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# ? Jun 7, 2018 00:20 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:It's the only way they'll ever penetrate a woman. Holey moley
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# ? Jun 7, 2018 00:45 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:It's the only way they'll ever penetrate a woman. Yikes!
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# ? Jun 7, 2018 01:29 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:It's the only way they'll ever penetrate a woman. i made exactly this joke in a different thread before, i'm counting this as a quote of me
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# ? Jun 7, 2018 01:55 |
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Nothus posted:And that's where we got the term "posting" from. Kitfox88 posted:who the gently caress is scraeming "FALL OFF" at my pillar. show yourself, coward. i will never fall off
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# ? Jun 7, 2018 02:05 |
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cock hero flux posted:i made exactly this joke in a different thread before, i'm counting this as a quote of me Lol I’d probate this for crying stolen valor
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# ? Jun 7, 2018 02:24 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:It's the only way they'll ever penetrate a woman. I need to speak with the Starbucks supervisor because this was too dark.
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# ? Jun 7, 2018 03:14 |
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Ah poo poo that's a good rear end set of quotes
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# ? Jun 7, 2018 03:24 |
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Kitfox88 posted:who the gently caress is scraeming "FALL OFF" at my pillar. show yourself, coward. i will never fall off dril as gently caress
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# ? Jun 7, 2018 11:44 |
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Picnic Princess posted:I knew a kid who claimed he was wrongly identified as a suspect by a cop, so he kicked the cop in the shin and the cop let him go. How is Mr. Picnic Princess?
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# ? Jun 7, 2018 13:31 |
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naem posted:I'm going to once again defend hr by saying that they deal with employees at their absolute worst all day every day, yet have to always have a sunny smile and happy tone of voice. They become bitter, broken people, like grizzled police detectives, only instead of doing shots in a dive bar they put up birthday decorations for the party planning committee
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# ? Jun 7, 2018 21:17 |
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Hamilcar posted:My long lost sibling, I have found you at last! Samovar posted:Ah, the long-awaited open-faced knuckle sandwich.
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 01:42 |
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From the Pseudoscience thread:WrenP-Complete posted:
Serious Cephalopod posted:Oh man I'm a libra, too. I thought the lower back pain was because of my period and rockin' titties but I guess it's my inability to stand up for myself! Wow! LunarShadow posted:And I thought it was my scoliosis, kyphosis, and disk degeneration. Guess I should grow a back bone (god I wish I could replace my spine with one that didn't look like a silly straw) Discendo Vox posted:This convenience sample of n=3 has persuaded me that all Libras have spinal ailments. Another victory for Evidence Based Medicine! Munin posted:I'm a cancer with back pain. Did my mother lie to me about my birthdate? SENSUAL DAD KISS posted:Yes, sorry you found out like this. Also I'm your real dad.
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 06:47 |
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aphid_licker posted:Sorry Numenor, if you liked it you should've put a ring on it
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 19:33 |
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On how angst died:Cubone posted:I think after Simple Plan's "Untitled" there was just nowhere else to go
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 01:56 |
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Whenever a friend of mine at school used to complain about anything everybody would just start crooning that song at them in unison. It is absolutely pure, freebase teenage angst. The accompanying music video is also loving hilarious.
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 02:11 |
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I remember back in Myspace's heyday someone put their suicide note on their Myspace profile and had "untitled" set to autoplay.
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 02:14 |
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rodbeard posted:I remember back in Myspace's heyday someone put their suicide note on their Myspace profile and had "untitled" set to autoplay. I just had an enormous flashback, was that the one that got turned into a YTMND?
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 02:41 |
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i'm losing my poo poo remembering a simple plan, omg i was fourteen it was the kingdom hearts years
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 04:47 |
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Sex Hobbit posted:I just had an enormous flashback, was that the one that got turned into a YTMND? Wasn't that the one with the slide show of all the slit wrists and then everyone starting using the song for like dropping a burger or goldfish dying and stuff? YTMND sure had some times.
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 04:54 |
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this broken hill posted:i'm losing my poo poo remembering a simple plan, omg you were...just a kid
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 04:56 |
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No pads no helmets just balls was their master work, anything after is irrelevant Perfect was the true over the top angsty teen anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUi54JTgL5s
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 05:03 |
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china bot posted:you were...just a kid Aaand life is a night mare!!!
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 05:04 |
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china bot posted:you were...just a kid Funny Forums Quotes: you were...just a kid
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 05:29 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Wasn't that the one with the slide show of all the slit wrists and then everyone starting using the song for like dropping a burger or goldfish dying and stuff? YTMND sure had some times. The one I remember was a myspace suicide note or other whiny rear end post with pictures of emo kids.
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 06:24 |
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bEatmstrJ posted:Call it semantics if you want, but I'd like to clear something up.
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 07:43 |
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > Funny Forums Quotes: Sunk the tub....in the biblical sense.
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 07:47 |
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CannonFodder posted:I learned to hover over links to see where it goes before clicking loooooong ago, when good old goatse could be behind any link.
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 09:53 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > Funny Forums Quotes: Sunk the tub....in the biblical sense. ehehehe this broken hill posted:i'm losing my poo poo remembering a simple plan, omg so thankful I grew up before the 2000s and just painted my nails and threw up the devil horns at passers-by when I was a lovely teenager
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 14:22 |
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Holy poo poo
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 17:33 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Yeah, so is that hot dog. Parahexavoctal posted:Normally I wouldn't fuss about design elements that include two columns of four rounded pink rectangles each, superimposed on an isometric projection of a globe, but in this context.... AMISH FRIED PIES posted:in this context they forgot the ring
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 18:56 |
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Barudak posted:Your goal is to trick one of this idiots into marrying you.
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 19:27 |
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exquisite tea posted:No joke one time I was walking with my girlfriend to the Flatbush Ave train station and we some some dude run over a rat on the sidewalk, flipping his bike over. After a second the rat just shook himself off and kept walking. oddium posted:did you exchange insurance info
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