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Bholder
Feb 26, 2013

What even the gently caress is the Game Pass thing people talk about?

EA did this Microsoft did this, what is this, game streaming?

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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
whats this? the ps4 resume function? wtf

Fly with me
Aug 19, 2006

Single-handedly repopulating the Earth.

iSheep posted:

oh god mouthsounds giving me mormon conference PTSD

We need more Tabernacle singing, first.

Zenzizenzizenzic
May 25, 2012

Fun Shoe
the gently caress is she talking about

Noirex
May 30, 2006

so you start your games faster....do you really need the Head of Engineering announcing this.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Gamers games gaming

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
We used machine learning.... to start your games faster :smug:

I mean really?

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
WELCOME TO THE ALGORITHM, XBOX

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.
xbox presents: skynet

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

Game Piss

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

ah gently caress I can't believe you've done this

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Game.

Start fast.

*Clap clap*

Wicked Them Beats
Apr 1, 2007

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

WOOOOO i'm paid to cheer WOOOOO please don't fire me YEAHHHHHHHH

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Clap monkeys clap

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

MACHINE LEARNING EXPERTISE

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Finally, I've been waiting for a game to have Fast Start!


What the hell is Fast Start?

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
is this the woman from the devolver conference

bbchops
Jul 26, 2001

Ho ho ho! I'll have the same again!
Nap Ghost
100 GAMES JUMP OUT OF A STOREFRONT

Aaronicon
Oct 2, 2010

A BLOO BLOO ANYONE I DISAGREE WITH IS A "BAD PERSON" WHO DESERVES TO DIE PLEEEASE DONT FALL ALL OVER YOURSELF WHITEWASHING THEM A BLOO BLOO
microsoft's revolutionary new service designed to let you PLAY GAMES

e: GAMES

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
No joke, I started watching right when they put down Shadows Die Twice, and Fallout 76, and Metro Exodus, and frankly that's all i needed.

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

this woman can barely talk

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
So what does World Premiere means for SDT? XBONE gets it earlier by what. A week a month a quarter?

( also no character creation from the trailer )

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back
If you play videogames at x2 speed, you can play twice the videogame. We're Microsoft and play game.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

iSheep posted:

oh god mouthsounds giving me mormon conference PTSD
Leave her alone, she has a sweet spirit!

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
This woman has a pointy chin

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Whaaaaaaaaat am I watching?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Ok, fine, if I can't get dreamcast games what about MSX titles? Come on here, microsoft!

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

bbchops posted:

100 GAMES JUMP OUT OF A STOREFRONT

lol

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Phoeni wright ?

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
this woman looks like blonde sally field

Wendell
May 11, 2003

She is going to vomit from nerves

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.

Fingerless Gloves posted:

If you play videogames at x2 speed, you can play twice the videogame. We're Microsoft and play game.

I just realized, I have 2 ears. 2 eyes, 2 hands. I can play two games at once

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
i wonder how much these guys get paid per WOO

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
SHUT THE gently caress UP YOU SHILL ASSHOLES

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

Bholder posted:

What even the gently caress is the Game Pass thing people talk about?

EA did this Microsoft did this, what is this, game streaming?

pay 10 bucks a month (I think), get game pass games for as long as they're on the service, when they leave it they get discounted if you want to buy 'em to own

works on Xbox 1 and PC

Escape Goat
Jan 30, 2009

I know now why you cry

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
I dont care

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED
wait FALLOUT4 TODAY??

Fly with me
Aug 19, 2006

Single-handedly repopulating the Earth.

The guys woooooing are being paid by the woo, aren't they?

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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Nellistos posted:

So what does World Premiere means for SDT? XBONE gets it earlier by what. A week a month a quarter?

( also no character creation from the trailer )

It means that they just got to show the trailer at their conference. It has nothing to do with Xbox getting it earlier.

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