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https://twitter.com/movrcx/status/1004150907616063488 And he didn't put the driving lights on, either.
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 05:30 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 14:50 |
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I'm the vehicle binder
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 05:33 |
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A response: http://havokjournal.com/culture/military/joyride-how-one-lieutenant-just-became-the-militarys-most-unlikely-folk-hero/
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 05:42 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 06:33 |
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A packet for separation maybe lol
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 12:48 |
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If that dude gets no jail time past a month and an OTH he came out ahead tbh
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 12:50 |
If anything he will likely always win a free drink for telling the best story at the bar.
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 13:42 |
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"...and that is how I got my first anime wife "
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 13:46 |
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Skippy's list needs to be updated for this guy
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 14:56 |
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A bit off topic... what in the gently caress is an anime wife.. Like is that some chick who just likes anime and you can sperg out watching gundam or whatever anime people like? Or is it like someone who dresses up in anime and just rolls around the house going "kawaii!!" and giving the peace sign doing some anime poses while cooking dinner?
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 16:54 |
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It’s an anime character who you then pretend is a real person youre married to. A cut out of your waifu eating spaghetti ensues.
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 17:01 |
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Pretty sure he just wants a to get with dependent BAH for his waifu pillow.
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 17:01 |
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its curtains for Kevin posted:It’s an anime character who you then pretend is a real person youre married to. A cut out of your waifu eating spaghetti ensues. I don't get kids these days...
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 17:02 |
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http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/dinner-with-waifu-otaku-dates
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 17:13 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 17:26 |
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Nice and hot piss posted:I don't get kids these days... Sorry, but it's grown rear end men. Watch at your peril.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-lcyYmQDyw *edit* poo poo!! There's long rear end reviews for them online too. I'm also pretty sure that the new blade runner got a bunch of these dudes excited about hologram cartoon wives. spacetoaster fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Jun 10, 2018 |
# ? Jun 10, 2018 20:27 |
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It was difficult, but I managed to fap to this. Nice challenge. Thanks! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 20:31 |
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to be fair this may be the only way anyone is even going to pretend to be glad to see me anymore.
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 20:34 |
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Midjack posted:to be fair this may be the only way anyone is even going to pretend to be glad to see me anymore. Nonsense. Have you visited a local veteran's club lately? They're usually overjoyed to see anyone under the age of 90. I was recently quite pleased to see my legion post hosting a family night with kid stuff.
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 20:45 |
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I am only assuming that in 20-30 years we're going to be a bunch of crusty old men going "back in my days you had to find a girl in the real world to get your sex on what's happened to muh society!"
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 22:11 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67DN3uvwXkE
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 22:23 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw6FjxmA-bY&t=269s
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# ? Jun 10, 2018 22:58 |
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Have fun on your run, I Corps, and thanks for not blocking my route to work
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 08:20 |
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The I Corps run is Thursday unless they have multiple this week which would make sense. The one good thing about North Fort is being away from poo poo like that. Main Post gets better views of Rainier though.
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 15:16 |
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nothing beats waking up at like 3AM to form up for like 2 hours ahead of time in preparation for the slowest most retarded run. hell, I almost miss being in right now :single tear drop running down cheek:
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 15:21 |
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I'm broken and clearing, so have fun with that poo poo. I'll take the long weekend though!
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 15:30 |
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Went to get breakfast forgot the eggs. SFC: gently caress it no biggie So the hash browns too. SFC: gently caress. BRB.
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 15:35 |
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Woke up feeling congested and snotty and overall crappy. Didn't have to go stand in line outside a little trailer at 4am to get permission to stay home from work.
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 16:22 |
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mods change my name posted:nothing beats waking up at like 3AM to form up for like 2 hours ahead of time in preparation for the slowest most retarded run. hell, I almost miss being in right now :single tear drop running down cheek: HEY STOP WALKING YOU BETTER BE RUNNING. WHAT? THEN RUN IN PLACE drat IT, THIS IS A RUN! OKAY FINE RUN BACKWARDS THEN! Wasabi the J posted:Went to get breakfast forgot the eggs. Quality NCO, promote immediately
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 16:23 |
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They weren't worth it. How do hash browns smell fishy?
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 16:28 |
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Slim Pickens posted:Have fun on your run, I Corps, and thanks for not blocking my route to work gently caress I Corps
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 16:47 |
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Wasabi the J posted:They weren't worth it. How do hash browns smell fishy? Old fry oil used for fish tenders.
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 16:57 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Old fry oil used for fish tenders. WE HAVEN'T HAD FISH FINGERS. This is a NG DFAC that hasn't been used since last month.
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 17:11 |
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Mustang posted:I Corps run
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 17:14 |
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Mustang posted:The I Corps run is Thursday unless they have multiple this week which would make sense. Yeah I'm referencing the Thurs run, I kinda wish it would block my route to work, then I could just be like "lol sorry, there's a wall of dudes in the way, can't come in for an hour" then go gently caress off at starbucks or whatever
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 17:15 |
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Aranan posted:Woke up feeling congested and snotty and overall crappy. Didn't have to go stand in line outside a little trailer at 4am to get permission to stay home from work. Early on (when I was enlisted) I had a vietnam vet E-7 (with the combat jumps!) who was really easy on us with regards to stuff like that. He said everyone gets sick/oversleeps/or just needs a break sometimes and it's ok. I've carried that with me my entire career and it's super weird to tell a guy to just take the day off and see him look at you like you just grew a dick out of your forehead.
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 17:29 |
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It's pretty lovely there's a double standard because on the officer and SNCO side it works that way, at least in my unit. If you're a junior NCO or enlisted you need to get your rear end to sick call. If you don't go and you drag rear end at PT you're probably getting a negative counseling.
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 17:41 |
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That's doo doo garbage and something you should say something about. My policy is that I literally will treat people like adults that have "real jobs" because we all do, so just let me know what's up so I can cover your rear end. There's some poo poo I don't let slide, because it's just willfully stupid, but five minutes late to hearing top bloviate about everything we're going to accomplish, while he sits in his office? Who the gently caress gives a poo poo? I forwarded y'all the leaders call notes and PSG is going to repeat them anyway. You ain't missing anything.
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 17:46 |
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Wasabi the J posted:WE HAVEN'T HAD FISH FINGERS. This is a NG DFAC that hasn't been used since last month. Exactly
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 18:00 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Exactly
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# ? Jun 12, 2018 19:39 |