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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Why didn't you open with this part dummies

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testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Gears: We've Run Out of Ideas

Fly with me
Aug 19, 2006

Single-handedly repopulating the Earth.

That was some heavy trolling before the Gears 5 payoff.

Kudos, MS.

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

xcom but the x is like, a gear *bong rip*

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
The long troll

Lord Lambeth
Dec 7, 2011


Funko Pop Gears o' War, hahaha

Gears of War XCom? okay

I'm glad they're experimenting I guess

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Grapplejack posted:

who is this game for
loving nerds

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord
JAPED

Also I'm up for JC4 and hopefully Battletoads won't suck.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Oh god they really did just kick off this section by announcing the Funko trash and moving back to what people actually wanted. I can't believe it.

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"At the end of the day
We are all human beings
My father once told me that
The world has no borders"

Shindragon posted:

Oh hey there's Gears 5.

What a misdirect!

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
three! three gears games!

ah ah ah ah

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

Gears of War XCOM sounds like it could be okay

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Grapplejack posted:

xcom but the x is like, a gear *bong rip*

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
Actual GoW5 content!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Double troll into actual reveal

Based Microsoft conference

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
Like I want more Xcom like games but

Why does it have to be loving gears

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Gears of everything.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

x-com + _____ worked for mario, maybe it'll work for gears

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Oh hey, an actual video game

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


CAKE!

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.
And now: A Shooter, playable with only a gamepad.

You're welcome everybody. Good work, we did it.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Seriously, that is some real balls Microsoft especially given your track record.

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.
gears of war ft. halo soundtrack

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
GUYS I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE MS ANNOUNCED BATTLETOADS

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
emotion doesn't work without a reason to care tbhfam

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

Barudak posted:

Oh god they really did just kick off this section by announcing the Funko trash and moving back to what people actually wanted. I can't believe it.

Nintendo did that with Bayo 3 if I recall. Showed Bayonetta stuff then it was just "oh it's just 1&2 ports blah" and then "just kidding Bayo 3 lol"

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

TEARS OF WAR

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
How do you think Cliffy B felt when he saw Gear Pop

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



TopHatGenius posted:

Thats a lot of gears!

Gears, Halo, and Forza are literally the only things Microsoft has. And two of those are completely indistinguishable from each other.

al-azad
May 28, 2009



All around me are familiar faces

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Didn't Gears 5 already come out?

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


never played dont care

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Rarity posted:

GUYS I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE MS ANNOUNCED BATTLETOADS

FUNKOTOADS

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


They weren't kidding. 3 gears games.

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

it's marcus' kid

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

corn on the cop posted:

emotion doesn't work without a reason to care tbhfam

was just thinking this

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I hope this is also a troll for Gears of War dating simulator

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
That arm thing is weird.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Ah, boo, a real Gears game.

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Housh
Jul 9, 2001




I hope my 1060 can run the new Gears and Forza as good as the previous games

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