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Caidin
Oct 29, 2011
Please announce Fable.

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Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.
who are these people

Oscar Romeo Romeo
Apr 16, 2010

The confusion over Gears whatever is a thing of beauty

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Can't be a Gears game the men aren't built like refrigerator boxes.

Sultan Tarquin
Jul 29, 2007

and what kind of world would it be? HUH?!
"Shall we lead with Gears 5? or funko pops?"

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

somebody post that image of the gears character artist

you know, the one that explains their freakish proportions

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
This sucks.

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


ANYA WE NEED MORE RESEARCH FACILITIES

Bholder
Feb 26, 2013

You know what the first thing that comes to mind when i think of Gears of War?

Drama and emotions

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
These games don't have characters. Stop loving about like the plot matters.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Harrow posted:

Nintendo did that with Bayo 3 if I recall. Showed Bayonetta stuff then it was just "oh it's just 1&2 ports blah" and then "just kidding Bayo 3 lol"

Yeah, but Nintendo has good conferences with games, whereas Microsoft has

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Script by Bad Cliche Generator v3.2

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Why does this feel like we are watching a midgame cutscene

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

All Gears games do

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
I actually played through and beat Gears 4 and even I have no idea who these jerkwads are

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.

goatface posted:

These games don't have characters. Stop loving about like the plot matters.

:agreed:

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
My god this story is so cringey.

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost
I guess I should have played more of GoW4 to know what is going on.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
still loling at gears pop

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back
What is she like part locust or some poo poo

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
the dudes have the most hilariously big faces

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
SCREW YOUR ORDER :qq:

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
I can't believe they killed off Beef McHuge

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


who likes this?

Caidin
Oct 29, 2011
What even goes on in Gears of War games anymore?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Over There posted:

Why does this feel like we are watching a midgame cutscene

Because we absolutely are and noone is hitting "skip cutscene" yet

Neron
Jan 14, 2008

This is what everyone loves about gears of war

right

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


i dont caaaaaaaaaaaaaaare

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Thank god that guy has F E N I X stenciled on his armor with the built in windows font

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

she's gonna get Kerrigan'd

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Barudak posted:

I hope this is also a troll for Gears of War dating simulator

hrm gears of war is basically almost muv luv so this checks out

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
Is this always what Gears of War is cause it sucks

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Caidin posted:

What even goes on in Gears of War games anymore?
Do they even have the chainsaw anymore?

Happy_Misanthrope
Aug 3, 2007

"I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."
boring as poo poo but if that's realtime whoa

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

All these men have such beefy faces

Barudak
May 7, 2007

CitizenKain posted:

I guess I should have played more of GoW4 to know what is going on.

I did and I have no loving clue.

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED
I think we should have a 5 minute trailer for 5 gears of war

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.

Dias posted:

I can't believe they killed off Beef McHuge

that wasn't so bad, when they killed slab bulkhead tho I stopped watching

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I never asked for this

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Its like daytime television with dumb space armors

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