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Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.
Such wonderfully awkward dialogue! I love E3!!!!

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Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
lmao he needed the teleprompter

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
why are video game presentations like this

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Short man and Tall man

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Jerusalem posted:

What the gently caress is even going on right now? :lol:
Devolver started too early

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

Barudak posted:

Andrew's gotta be approaching 50, right?

he's 39 and he looks really good

Unreal_One
Aug 18, 2010

Now you know how I don't like to use the sit-down gun, but this morning we just don't have time for mucking about.

Just let that joke sit for a minute, it really needed to stew.

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
Holy poo poo I'm dying

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
HEY GUESS WHAT MORONS THIS IS WHAT loving HAPPENS WHEN YOU MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE'S HEIGHT! IT GETS AWKWARD AS gently caress.

Seriously, here's a protip for talking to someone who's tall (I'm 6'9"). Don't mention their height. Don't joke about it. Find a way to talk about anything else, because all you do is look like everyone else on the loving planet.

BabyRyoga
May 21, 2001

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
This press conference feels like something out of Silicon Valley.

Weird music act no one cares about, lots of awkward, etc

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


End all video games

Bholder
Feb 26, 2013

Guys can you play the tape now?

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
Polite applause, the perfect response for Rage 2 and Andrew WK.

Doom Goon
Sep 18, 2008


Jerusalem posted:

Is Tim 4 foot tall or is Magnus 9 foot tall?
His name is Magnus.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
lol

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying
I'm glad at least Bethesda can still do goofy and awkward

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
This is soo loving awkward.

Technical malfunction perhaps.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
this is the e3 i live for

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

WE DON'T CARE SHOW US THE loving GAME

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

grieving for Gandalf posted:

he's 39 and he looks really good

Do we mean the first one or the original guy

Panic Restaurant
Jul 19, 2006

:retrogames: :3: :retrogames:



Pork Pro
I crave this cringe

Broose
Oct 28, 2007

She's marveling at Andrew's exceedingly tight pants.

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Your Computer posted:

why are video game presentations like this

god just do microsoft's hour of trailers dont cart out awkward nerds to talk about stupid poo poo

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
A dystopian future devoid of society and law? Never seen that before

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



We play as Walker Texas Ranger?

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

HEY GUESS WHAT MORONS THIS IS WHAT loving HAPPENS WHEN YOU MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE'S HEIGHT! IT GETS AWKWARD AS gently caress.

Seriously, here's a protip for talking to someone who's tall (I'm 6'9"). Don't mention their height. Don't joke about it. Find a way to talk about anything else, because all you do is look like everyone else on the loving planet.

lol ur tall

J-Spot
May 7, 2002

Walker, Wasteland Ranger.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

grieving for Gandalf posted:

he's 39 and he looks really good

Yeah I just looked that up. Party till you puke apparently is really good for you

Panic Restaurant
Jul 19, 2006

:retrogames: :3: :retrogames:



Pork Pro
Gunsssss

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

this is visually absurd lol

eleven extra elephants
Feb 16, 2007

Menschliches! Allzumenschliches!!

Crusty Juggler posted:

gently caress ANYONE WHO ISNT HYPE AS HELL ANDREW WK OWNS

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
world, AND gameplay

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich
All the E3 from EA and Microsoft got concentrated into Bethesdas.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

eonwe posted:

lol ur tall

This is acceptable.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

eonwe posted:

lol ur tall

tall people have no reason to live

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
*tips fedora*

gently caress GOD

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Fly with me
Aug 19, 2006

Single-handedly repopulating the Earth.

Ubisoft, you're the only one left who can even touch this presser.
Please don't try
This is the presser we need right now.

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