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Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

I LOVE DEEP LORE SO loving MUCH GO ON

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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
oh we're going back to a marsh

Orange Crush Rush
May 7, 2009

You don't need thumbs for revenge
WHY ARE WE FINALLY GETTING BLACK MARSH CONTENT/LORE IN THE loving MMO

WHY CANT WE JUT GET AN ACTUAL TES GAME IN BLACK MARSH THIS loving WORLD GOD drat

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
He's right I do wanna explore Blackmarsh.

IN A REAL TES GAME :tizzy:

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Is ESO a real MMO with a monthly subscription? I have no idea

Yes, and you still have to pay for expansions and DLC because MMO gamers have broken brains.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
These are Trump talking points coming from a guy whose natural charisma is basically zero. We have the best DKC. Everybody's talking about it. :geno:

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!
I'm the bored guy picking his teeth in the audience.

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!
I had no idea this was a thing.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

exploded mummy posted:

ah, good on you man

just was hoping we'd get a "LETS GET A CARD PARTY GOING PARTY CARD PARTY CARD" video
i rewatched 2008 e3 conferences with my roommate with a mic on but unfortunately 2008's e3 conferences were too boring to make fun of except for WII MUSIC

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

Make Elder Scrolls 6 fuckers

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

"Amazing stories"

"Amazing characters"

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

I'm the bored guy biting his nails

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

GreatGreen posted:

um... that was the worst announcement I've ever heard.

did he just like, say it mid-paragraph?

all of the presenters except for Andrew WK have been horrible

Siegkrow
Oct 11, 2013

Arguing about Lore for 5 years and counting



I wish I had enough HDD space for both ESO, SWTOR, WoW and my random single player games.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Great, more Argonian predictive programming to make us accept reptilians when they finally reveal themselves.

Bholder
Feb 26, 2013

Elder Scrolls Online is about YOUR story...


... that's why let me show you a video about the scripted NPCs you meet

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Babe Magnet posted:

bring andrew wk back out

have him do a song after every showcase

Have him sing your talking points

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

I know better as I'm doing it, but I keep trying to skip forward the livestream - that's how excruciating this is

Miss Mowcher
Jul 24, 2007

Ribbit

Policenaut posted:

BLACK MARSH AS AN ESO UPDATE gently caress YOU!

:hai:

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
TES fans are weird. "OH NO I WANNA GO TO A FUCKIN MARSH BUT NOT IN THIS BAD GAME IN THE OTHER BAD GAMES"

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

Actually Bethesda I didn't do any of these things

slev
Apr 6, 2009

aren't there only like 3 mmos left at this point

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Dias posted:

"OH NO I WANNA GO TO A FUCKIN MARSH BUT NOT IN THIS BAD GAME IN THE OTHER BAD GAMES"

hell, same

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Is ESO a real MMO with a monthly subscription? I have no idea

nah, it's a buy-once thing with paid expansions and cosmetic purchases

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.
mmos suck, gibe elder scrolls 6

Doom Goon
Sep 18, 2008


MrMidnight posted:

I'm the bored guy biting his nails
I'm the bored guy watching this stream

I'm okay with Rage 2, looks like DOOM if it really was strawberry jam.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

The best part of this has been Andrew WK so far

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



I'm appreciating this trailer telling me all the things that I did that I have no memory of.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

slev posted:

aren't there only like 3 mmos left at this point

Yeah, and none of them are City of Heroes so we know there is no loving deity watching over us

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
trying to sell rage soooo hard it must have cost way too much to develop that sequel of a game almost everyone forgot about

prometheusbound2
Jul 5, 2010
Elder Scrolls online looks like it had really good story content and I bought it for that reason, but absolutely couldn't deal with the MMO gameplay. I certainly hope they're not going to give us ESO expansions for the next five years.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Dias posted:

TES fans are weird. "OH NO I WANNA GO TO A FUCKIN MARSH BUT NOT IN THIS BAD GAME IN THE OTHER BAD GAMES"

Unironically yes.

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.
hey lois, remember that time I saved morrowind

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Guitar player with a pot for a hat is the best thing in this game, no longer need to play it

Siegkrow
Oct 11, 2013

Arguing about Lore for 5 years and counting



Jesus gently caress you guys are salty lol

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Right this moment, EVE Online has 22,409 players. ESO had a peak of 21,380 in the last 30 days and an all-time peak of 29,979. In the last 24 hours EVE had a peak of 37,387 or 8,000 more than ESO has ever had.

ESO is getting murdered by a spaceship spreadsheet game that's now 15 years old.

Yeah it's definitely doing well.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Is ESO a real MMO with a monthly subscription? I have no idea

It's not a subscription game, you pay once up front

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
Is that the Harry Potter font

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
All this poo poo looks cool.

WHY CANT IT BE IN A REGULAR loving ESO GAME BETHESDA YOU gently caress

Panic Restaurant
Jul 19, 2006

:retrogames: :3: :retrogames:



Pork Pro
Beetle Adventure Racing 2 lookin weird

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TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
DOOM?

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