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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

yeah!

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ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

ryonguy posted:

USA was lame because it was basic cable so no nipples. I never understood who they were trying to attract with not quite softcore porn.

I liked staying up late to watch usa to laugh at the terrible movies. Sometimes it was bad low budget sci fi, other times it was stupid sexploitation movies where they obviously cut out any actual nudity which sometimes made the movie make no sense at all. It was also obvious that not only were the actors bad they weren't even trying. That was when I realized I enjoy low budget schlock far more than meticulously crafted blockbusters.

I think they were also appealing to people who considered actual porn sleazy so they watched "let's grasp at any flimsy excuse to put women in revealing clothing we can find" instead. And, you know, teenagers.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Mu Zeta posted:

Monday Night Raw was on USA network.

USA also had a bunch of crappy, trashy, and forgettable shows like Silk Stalkings and The Big Easy. Seriously, who remembers anything about those shows.

Silk Stalkings was HUGE in Norway.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Was there ever basic cable boobs in the US? Canada we had the French Channel with its Blue Nuit, and later Showcase and Bravos broadcast of indie and european movies including the best erotic movies Europe can provide. You could see straight up penetration in a few of them.

This is before internet was widely available to most people.

The funny side effect of watching every movie that was on late night on those two channels is you'd end up seeing really great movies. I mean, I saw Brazil for the first time that way, along Clockwork Orange, Blue Velvet, Dead Ringers and others. Hope for boobs, see an amazing film I'd have never seen before.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
You could see stuff like Robocop and Hellraiser with the boobs and the words poo poo and gently caress blanked out, but with all of the gore intact. It was good enough to feel like you were getting away with something.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
In the US we just tuned into the Playboy channel and hoped the background was white because it hosed with the scrambling and you could see everything

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Pneub posted:

You could see stuff like Robocop and Hellraiser with the boobs and the words poo poo and gently caress blanked out, but with all of the gore intact. It was good enough to feel like you were getting away with something.

Good old USA where boobs are evil and corrupting but watching a man get his hand graphically blown off is perfectly acceptable.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Len posted:

Good old USA where boobs are evil and corrupting but watching a man get his hand graphically blown off is perfectly acceptable.

Would you like to know more?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

fast cars loose anus posted:

In the US we just tuned into the Playboy channel and hoped the background was white because it hosed with the scrambling and you could see everything

Spice had the superior scramblevision

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Iron Crowned posted:

Spice had the superior scramblevision

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

twistedmentat posted:

Was there ever basic cable boobs in the US? Canada we had the French Channel with its Blue Nuit, and later Showcase and Bravos broadcast of indie and european movies including the best erotic movies Europe can provide. You could see straight up penetration in a few of them.

Not really, but I think there were occasional late-night exceptions. In the early 2000s, MTV (or MTV2, who knows) would show uncensored music videos late at night, sometimes, including stuff like NIN's "Closer" and Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up" which are both pretty out there. Comedy Central also showed the South Park movie and celebrity roasts uncensored late at night sometimes, not sure if they did other stuff like that, or how far the content went beyond cursing. (Saddam Hussein's dildo in SP:BLU is pretty explicit though.)

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Sir Lemming posted:

Not really, but I think there were occasional late-night exceptions. In the early 2000s, MTV (or MTV2, who knows) would show uncensored music videos late at night, sometimes, including stuff like NIN's "Closer" and Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up" which are both pretty out there. Comedy Central also showed the South Park movie and celebrity roasts uncensored late at night sometimes, not sure if they did other stuff like that, or how far the content went beyond cursing. (Saddam Hussein's dildo in SP:BLU is pretty explicit though.)

When it comes to cable, they're not as regulated by the FCC like your over the air networks are. Cable channels are considered optional, so technically they could show boobs at noon if they really wanted to deal with the puritanical pushback. On the other hand cable channels have their own standards and practices departments that can actually be more strict than the FCC at times. There's been quite a few cases of working around the S&P restrictions coming up with some much better solutions than just calling someone an rear end in a top hat.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Iron Crowned posted:

When it comes to cable, they're not as regulated by the FCC like your over the air networks are. Cable channels are considered optional, so technically they could show boobs at noon if they really wanted to deal with the puritanical pushback. On the other hand cable channels have their own standards and practices departments that can actually be more strict than the FCC at times. There's been quite a few cases of working around the S&P restrictions coming up with some much better solutions than just calling someone an rear end in a top hat.

Oh I know. I was just responding to that question. Legally they could show whatever they want any time. (With a few truly blatant exceptions I suppose.)

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Would you like to know more?

I was watching the tube on an early saturday afternoon on FX I think and they showed that uncut except for boobies. Dude getting ripped in half, a-okay though!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

ryonguy posted:

I was watching the tube on an early saturday afternoon on FX I think and they showed that uncut except for boobies. Dude getting ripped in half, a-okay though!

America :patriot:

You can show a thousand people getting brutally murdered and no one bats an eye, but woe to thee who shows a dog getting killed.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Len posted:

Good old USA where boobs are evil and corrupting but watching a man get his hand graphically blown off is perfectly acceptable.

Speaking of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCWLaAwr3sM

(23:26 if it doesn’t work.)

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve

I used to play on a CS Source server and there was a guy who was on sometimes named drat, Gina and his spray was



and that's my 90's thing story

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

twistedmentat posted:

There was a show that aired in canada in the mid 90s on YTV (Youth Television, kind of a combination of Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, and MTV, but not that good) called Video and Arcade Top 10. It actually showed kids playing games and some tips and reviews about games too. Before there was Giant Bomb or The Know there is where you had to go to see games in motion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbxXmMgwtaU
Look at all those 3rd party controllers in the opening

They also had The Anti-Gravity Room which talked about video games but also talked about genre TV, movies and comics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbxXmMgwtaU

YTV was not actually that bad, it was the place I'd see Daria. Its funny, Daria really spoke to me for my 90s teen experience, but I am always perplexed to find out it was mostly broadcast in the 2000s.

Nicholas Picholas. Yes, that's his real name.

Dr. Video Games 0081
Jan 19, 2005
My parents didn't mind my watching Saturday Night Live, Friends, Seinfeld, or Caroline in the City but didn't let me watch In Living color, Martin, or Living Single. I wonder what was up there

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

My parents let me watch Beavis and butt head because Mike judge was a good guest on Letterman. (and Letterman was in the movie!)

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Dr. Video Games 0081 posted:

My parents didn't mind my watching Saturday Night Live, Friends, Seinfeld, or Caroline in the City but didn't let me watch In Living color, Martin, or Living Single. I wonder what was up there

I wish this were only a 90s thing

My folks wouldn't watch those shows either, same lack of reasoning about it

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
There was nothing worse at my Jr High than being the one kid who didn't see SNL on saturday night. Like how could you of missed the first Schwing! or Makin' Copies, or the 3 weeks where Norm McDonald did weekend update?

The strange thing about SNL at that time is that sometimes they'd show a rerun from the era just before the early 90s one and you'd be confused. Why are the skits not funny, who are these people? What the hell?

I was first able to stay up late when I was a teen in the 90s, so i was able see the last few years of Carson, and then Leno, but holy poo poo the first time I saw Conan O'Brien was a revelation. like it was like the first time I saw Star Wars or Star Trek or read X-men, here was something that was totally what I was into, comedy wise. I had no idea who this guy was, had no idea about his connection to SNL or The Simpsons, just this really awkward dorky guy making awkward dorky jokes about stuff I totally got.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF9escc2EN0&t=7s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4Ad_YRwwNM
Thank got NBC doesn't care if clips of the old conan shows are on youtube.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

The first time I saw Conan (had to be in '93), all I remember was something about Gilbert Gottfried and frozen peas or something. It was cringey as hell. A year or so later, I tried it again and was hooked ever since.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Dr. Video Games 0081 posted:

My parents didn't mind my watching Saturday Night Live, Friends, Seinfeld, or Caroline in the City but didn't let me watch In Living color, Martin, or Living Single. I wonder what was up there

Grassy Knowles posted:

I wish this were only a 90s thing

My folks wouldn't watch those shows either, same lack of reasoning about it

I, uh, have some bad news about your parents

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

ZDar Fan posted:

I, uh, have some bad news about your parents

No, I'm well aware of their biases, and luckily they are now too--it just wasn't something they were aware of in the nineties.

I just wish I didn't still hear this poo poo from people who are currently in their twenties about growing up as well. There was a 19 yo in my last workplace saying they weren't allowed to watch Key and Peele or Blackish...

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

twistedmentat posted:


I was first able to stay up late when I was a teen in the 90s, so i was able see the last few years of Carson, and then Leno, but holy poo poo the first time I saw Conan O'Brien was a revelation. like it was like the first time I saw Star Wars or Star Trek or read X-men, here was something that was totally what I was into, comedy wise. I had no idea who this guy was, had no idea about his connection to SNL or The Simpsons, just this really awkward dorky guy making awkward dorky jokes about stuff I totally got.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF9escc2EN0&t=7s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4Ad_YRwwNM
Thank got NBC doesn't care if clips of the old conan shows are on youtube.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De8TECO7JW4

This may have been early 2000s instead of 90s but I taped this segment and watched it so many times. I also have fond memories of staying up late as a kid and watching Conan. I think I remember watching on New year's Eve 2000 but I can't find anything on YouTube from it.

Dixville has a new favorite as of 06:34 on Jun 11, 2018

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Conan was a staple of my TV watching in the 2000s, especially in college. I loved Actual Items and saved a bunch of them from the old website.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Dixville posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De8TECO7JW4

This may have been early 2000s instead of 90s but I taped this segment and watched it so many times. I also have fond memories of staying up late as a kid and watching Conan. I think I remember watching on New year's Eve 2000 but I can't find anything on YouTube from it.

Man, I wonder how much that $1600 apartment goes for today. The one at the end is pretty nice though. Brick walls look nice but you can't put anything on them and have it stick.

Actual Items was one of my favorite buts, but my all time old school Conan bit was this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwSsMMou_Hc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOgo39xq114

But the most classic bit is Max on Max
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqjydfnK4Uo

Then there's Pimpbot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNAWjLWkdDk

And Masturbating Bear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6puRBkQgDc

twistedmentat has a new favorite as of 07:17 on Jun 11, 2018

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Oh gently caress Pimpbot 5000 :hellyeah:

If you liked Max on Max... You'll love Joel on Joel (with Joel watching)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STYsEXiuruU

Sometimes something weird happens and I say WHAT IN THE WORRRRLD like they did on the show for those sketches. I don't think anyone ever knows why I say it that way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxw-vezpkv8


Also this is pretty 90s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG0yT-XAgZ4

I remember having yellow tinted sunglasses at some point.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


The satellite tv bits were some of the things that brought me back to Conan, and I thought about Max on Max but wasn’t sure if anyone else would remember that. Puppies in Watermelons was a favorite of mine too.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

"In the year 2000" was pretty funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmzpdd4pWvM

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Dixville posted:

Oh gently caress Pimpbot 5000 :hellyeah:

If you liked Max on Max... You'll love Joel on Joel (with Joel watching)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STYsEXiuruU

Sometimes something weird happens and I say WHAT IN THE WORRRRLD like they did on the show for those sketches. I don't think anyone ever knows why I say it that way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxw-vezpkv8


Also this is pretty 90s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG0yT-XAgZ4

I remember having yellow tinted sunglasses at some point.

Joel on Joel with Joel AND Jimmy Watching!

I always loved Clinton on Conan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyRuAs-zxhM

The Clutch Cargo effects were so bad that they cracked me up, not to mention Robert Smegel who did them would constantly corpse as what he was saying was so silly. Though the Arnold was also great. I still do that as my Arnold Impression.
MY ALL TIME CLASSIC HIT MOVIE JINGLE ALL THE VAY!!!!!

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!
This may have been in early 2000, but gently caress it; the 90's didn't really end until 9/11.

Lincoln Money shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4zYluFnL1M

I still sing "Money shot!" when the time is appropriate (it's never appropriate, but still)

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

enigmahfc posted:

I still sing "Money shot!" when the time is appropriate (it's never appropriate, but still)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXlCjmLzNp0

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

enigmahfc posted:

This may have been in early 2000, but gently caress it; the 90's didn't really end until 9/11.

Lincoln Money shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4zYluFnL1M

I still sing "Money shot!" when the time is appropriate (it's never appropriate, but still)

There's a bit I can't find from a Starring Contest where CLark Kent goes to change into Superman in a Phonebooth, but Superman is already inside, he pulls kent inside and closest the door and it starts rocking back and forth. Andy loses and Conan notes that they're still banginging away.

I like the last one where Lincoln is in a limo.

Found the first Conan episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RTHZucmebc

Conan in Ireland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpvZERtO5QA

Conan Plays olde timey baseball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxMlORhbjDc

As others have said, i don't really care if these aren't all from the 90s, Conan's sense of humor was the humor of the 90s.

Again, more early 2000s but Conan and Martha Stewart make an Irish Breakfast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYBaeSFdago
"I really like alcohol"

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
1864 baseball is a thing of beauty

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Dixville posted:

1864 baseball is a thing of beauty

The tailor, who makes clothes for the FARMER!

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
I never watched Conan but I love this clip which is exceedingly 90s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL0WayC7jW0

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Yeah that's 90s as gently caress. Especially when Conan says Collective Soul is coming up next.

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
I will defend Collective Soul; I saw them in concert and they were rockin and still have a place in my playlists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7TLTjqUyog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6exsatE-DUk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAYHt6dEgK4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSMPpgwiiDg

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