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ADINSX posted:It also doesn't sound like they put in any kind of special back doors or custom features; they were consultants explaining how the platform works. they were too busy handing out stacks of cash to their preferred circle of consultants
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well yeah, they're corps it makes sense they'd do this for customers that pay for it but you'd think it'd have been news is all, what with facebook search's fake news and questionable categories and pinpoint targeting, it was the employees themselves that were configuring appropriate search terms for all of it, and it's partisan as all hell (because clinton refused the same for some reason)
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Yeah that just sounds like standard sales engineering. Go onsite to teach the customer how to buy ads so they can buy lots of them. Iirc, this was covered in a few articles last year, and the only notable thing about it is Parscale is such a dimwit he thought these companies were like giving him super secret tricks about how to hax the interwebs, instead of "here's how you set knobs for demo targeting". Edit: I'm pretty sure I remember reading that Parscale was the one who wanted them to be called "embeds" because it was very tacticool, and their sales account manager was just like "lol sure whatever, they're embeds now". mrmcd fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Jun 11, 2018 |
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just have a computer out in the desert and all immigrants have to sign up for a facebook account, then we'll know everything about them
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I think he might have been serious https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1005785859558273024
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Eeyo posted:I think he might have been serious I'm sure the investors will love this one.
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Love to shoot out into the intersection when I get rear-ended.
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the great thing about electric cars is they’re so much simpler than regular cars
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can't wait for a lithium fire to trigger a cylinder explosion with trapped occupants since they didn't read the manual to find out how to open the doors without power
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Bhodi posted:facebook, google, and twitter staffers were embedded in the trump campaign? like, as contractors, they showed up monday-friday, who were specifically selected from a group of people who had political leanings you spend enough money on a product and someone will fly out and teach you how to use it you spend more on the product and they might even write the code for you doesn't matter if you're selling political campaigns or ball bearings
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lol that's perfect sv thinking: reinvent the exact same scam boeing pulled 10 years ago
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maybe notch will help him out
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Endless Mike posted:can't wait for a lithium fire to trigger a cylinder explosion just route some air into a jet in the door duh
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Endless Mike posted:can't wait for a lithium fire to trigger a cylinder explosion step one: remove the twelve antitamper triwing screws securing the center console...
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Endless Mike posted:can't wait for a lithium fire to trigger a cylinder explosion it's actually an emergency feature. in the case of a battery fire the cylinders will destabilize and undergo a "rapid conflagration event" which will remove all of the parts of the car from the danger area
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On the one hand, we should mock Ole Musky for selling a roofing torch as a "flamethrower". On the other hand, this precludes the "Ole Musky sells flamethrowers to Nazis" narrative. https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1006258971093749760
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:Love to shoot out into the intersection when I get rear-ended. Grindr but for car lovers
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hobbesmaster posted:you spend enough money on a product and someone will fly out and teach you how to use it hate it when i have to update firmware on every frickin' ball bearing in the device
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that's where iot comes in, friend!
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JawnV6 posted:hate it when i have to update firmware on every frickin' ball bearing in the device i meant code to target ads to sell ball bearings but infernal machines posted:that's where iot comes in, friend!
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infernal machines posted:that's where iot comes in, friend!
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infernal machines posted:it's actually an emergency feature. in the case of a battery fire the cylinders will destabilize and undergo a "rapid conflagration event" which will remove all of the parts of the car from the danger area lol
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"In the event of a fire, your blood will be used to supplement the suppression systems"
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he's a low rent max zorin, so what?
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FMguru posted:since every bearing has the same hardcoded admin password, keeping the firmware up to date is a snap! you mean a multicast session key of 00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00
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whoops! lost power while pushing the update. all bearings are now stuck in a boot loop time to dig out the jtag
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all it is is a butane torch slammed inside a pre-made airsoft gun. i'm not joking can't wait for the first wildfire started by some idiotass techbro
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https://twitter.com/burriteaux/status/1006283188203859969 https://twitter.com/walsha_2/status/1006276394412736512 lol
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looks simple, buy snapchat, don't change anything on the front end
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... Even worse, it is now the network of the poor and less educated ...
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we made "autopilot" actually check if you're awake behind the wheel, now no one wants to use it. thanks NTSB  https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1005879049493725186 infernal machines fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Jun 11, 2018 |
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don't worry. even if facebook isn't popular anymore there will always be some rear end in a top hat running a social network. which specific rear end in a top hat it is doesn't matter all that much.
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