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The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Docjowles posted:

Has anyone seen Danny Woodhead recently? I fear he may have been lured to the TB12 labs and liquified to produce this grit serum :ohdear:

https://twitter.com/danny__woodhead/status/1005807463092899842?s=21

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Coldforge posted:

https://twitter.com/Kaepernick7/status/1005933902047907841

Capitalism will always triumph, because good needs to pay the bills.

Why is it Raiders colors

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
I sure hope the rest of the runner up team is tested for the designer PED Edelman is injecting.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
How the gently caress do you fail a drug test by testing positive for a substance not being tested for? That's not how lab tests work...


Anyway did we trade foles for gronk yet?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Asproigerosis posted:

How the gently caress do you fail a drug test by testing positive for a substance not being tested for? That's not how lab tests work...


Anyway did we trade foles for gronk yet?

Chemically similar enough to something they ARE testing for.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

piss tape israel posted:

One cool thing about that season is Chad Johnson guaranteeing the Bengals would beat the undefeated Chiefs and they did

I liked Jamal Lewis running for over 2000 yards. I was at the last game of the year where he went over that mark. Sad I missed the Cleveland game though. Jamal Lewis told his buddy on the Browns defense he was gonna break the single game record and he did!!

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Intruder posted:

Why is it Raiders colors

Because it's the best color combination in sports history

also something something black power kill whitey

Black Sunshine fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Jun 12, 2018

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Coldforge posted:

https://twitter.com/Kaepernick7/status/1005933902047907841

Capitalism will always triumph, because good needs to pay the bills.

I didn't know Bratz dolls had political views.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Probably picked it up from reading all that Teen Vogue.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Chichevache posted:

I didn't know Bratz dolls had political views.

That's a Real Doll

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/pdomo/status/1006571979514802181
https://twitter.com/terrellowens/status/1006573068326588417

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

nerve posted:

That's a Real Doll

Not lifelike enough to be a Real Doll.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010


T.O., Philly woulda let you come party with us.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1006576653303275527?s=21

Hang 'em up, Jamaal.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

The gently caress would you even party in Canton

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
There’s zero chance that’s true

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Yeah, I'd believe that he was having trouble finding like an ex-teammate someone to present him, but come on, there's no way he can't find a party.

Also least surprising anecdote:

https://twitter.com/ZackCoxNESN/status/1006580208617521152

Kalli fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Jun 12, 2018

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


Kalli posted:

Yeah, I'd believe that he was having trouble finding like an ex-teammate someone to present him, but come on, there's no way he can't find a party.

Jeff Garcia would do it.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Jeff Garcia should do it.

Then drop a lot of innuendos to make TO uncomfortable

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Chichevache posted:

I didn't know Bratz dolls had political views.

A+

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

https://twitter.com/SalSports/status/1006590319285166080

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

:siren:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1006592394702278657

Kalli posted:

Yeah, I'd believe that he was having trouble finding like an ex-teammate someone to present him, but come on, there's no way he can't find a party.

Also least surprising anecdote:

https://twitter.com/ZackCoxNESN/status/1006580208617521152

does everyone have a podcast now

aperion
May 15, 2007

i want to believe
Grimey Drawer

the bills traded for Casey Hayward?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

hosed up if true

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Vertical Lime posted:

does everyone have a podcast now

Not Cian Fahey :v:


Also man there's video proof and I don't believe Andrew Luck actually has two arms attached to his body.

I kinda feel for Peterman too, he'll probably never have another realistic shot because he had one of those unprepared worst days ever moments as a rookie. ... he was a rookie right?

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
:siren::siren::siren::siren:
https://twitter.com/zkeefer/status/1006589257258012672
:siren::siren::siren::siren:

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



:toot:

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender
it's crazy what they can do with machine learning technology for video editing these days

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Luck's shoulder was an inside job

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Ches Neckbeard posted:

The gently caress would you even party in Canton

That reminds me of that episode of ballers that had the rock going out partying at a strip club in Canton and I couldn't stop laughing. There is nothing even close to that there.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Vertical Lime posted:

does everyone have a podcast now

I don't. I work on someone else's podcast.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Throwing real footballs. No longer will he juke the Duke

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Winter Soldier Luck is here.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

ITSHAPPENING.GIF

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

Yeah, I'd believe that he was having trouble finding like an ex-teammate someone to present him, but come on, there's no way he can't find a party.

Also least surprising anecdote:

https://twitter.com/ZackCoxNESN/status/1006580208617521152

Manziel's life sounds like a sitcom, complete with visit from wacky neighbor Gronk.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

cashier: alright, that will be sixty nine dollars for this bottle of wine

gronkowski, somewhere: huh? i just felt my ears twitch

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
Hey, some one has to play Trevor Siemian to Josh Allen's Paxton Lynch, right?

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

i guess david johnson might be holding out? kind of weird how he went to all the voluntary stuff and chose now when he can get fined by the team to sit out. i dunno

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

David Johnson's contract is pennies

Contract Terms: 4 yr(s) / $2,919,373

He's probably sitting around staring at his wrist and wondering what life would be like with another injury.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



kiimo posted:

David Johnson's contract is pennies

Contract Terms: 4 yr(s) / $2,919,373

He's probably sitting around staring at his wrist and wondering what life would be like with another injury.

Also looking at LeVeon Bell and realizing that's his future, at best being franchised twice then thrown away at age 29

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