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LGD
Sep 25, 2004


it seems like it would be better to teach people how to use basic formatting tools, but what do I know

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Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007

:aaaaa:

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/bananafitz/status/1005838629225279489

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Celebrate pioneering women by rubbing their faces on your dirty spots.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Bruceski posted:

Celebrate pioneering women by rubbing their faces on your dirty spots.
better than having man-head soap rubbing against your genitalia repeatedly

(though this is absolutely begging the question about whether soap must be person shaped or not, I am presuming it is somehow mandatory)

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

DACK FAYDEN posted:

better than having man-head soap rubbing against your genitalia repeatedly

let’s not get ahead of ourselves here

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

DACK FAYDEN posted:

better than having man-head soap rubbing against your genitalia repeatedly

(though this is absolutely begging the question about whether soap must be person shaped or not, I am presuming it is somehow mandatory)

I can't be the only one who wants to clean my balls with Churchill's head

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Subjunctive posted:

let’s not get ahead of ourselves here

urrgh. mods.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

MizPiz posted:

I can't be the only one who wants to clean my balls with Churchill's head

wash my rear end with Kissinger's face, the legacy he deserves

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1006006936372903936

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/YahooFinance/status/1006173209442553857

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



lol this was a silicon valley ep

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014


lmao

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i was watching an Instagram Live feed and the hearts people can use to show their love is in rainbow colors

coathat
May 21, 2007


And people say their isn’t a war against Christianity

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/ezraklein/status/1006232546701557760

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




what that ad campaign is literally everywhere in the country and has been blanketing it for like ten years why does he say its in california only

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

Shear Modulus posted:

what that ad campaign is literally everywhere in the country and has been blanketing it for like ten years why does he say its in california only

because the only time he drives- well, let's be real, is driven- anywhere is when he's in california

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Gettin' pretty chapped about this literally 23-year-old advertising campaign.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

i'm the guy offering an explanation for ads that run during SEC football

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Ah yes the bastion of California-Liberal vegan policies, Atlanta Georgia.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

What.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



wendy's social media accounts are insuferable

nah
Mar 16, 2009

i wonder what Dave Thomas would think about this twitter poo poo

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

nah posted:

i wonder what Dave Thomas would think about this twitter poo poo

It increases their profits so he would be for it

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



nah posted:

i wonder what Dave Thomas would think about this twitter poo poo

its funny because the old ad campaigns when he was alive were pretty good and said that mcdonalds was overcompensating with their 15 mascots and sponsorships and movie tie-ins because their food sucked comparatively

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

"You may think the cows and their signs are cute, but they're selling out chickens to avoid being slaughtered. They're literally encouraging a genocide."

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
please take these cows seriously. belittling them through comedy only reduces the tragedy of the chik-a-filocaust

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
He's citing people allied with the animal rights movement, which...ain't a great look.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




https://twitter.com/huffpost/status/1006703607620755456?s=21

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Either way my bowels will be wrecked

nah
Mar 16, 2009

after long and deep introspection i've decided to become an ally to the chicken fast food place

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
it's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the oppressed peoples of Occupied Palestine or with your thirst for homemade soda

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
https://mobile.twitter.com/BNYMellon/status/1004384506923581440

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Guess I'm just gonna have to live with those chicken sandwiches on my conscience

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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

i'd kill my gay son for waffle fries

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