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This is just a kid being dumb but it's funny. quote:14-year-old told me he had tried to make a hot cheese sandwich... by putting his sandwich on a PLATE on the hob... Good job not setting off all the fire alarms, kiddo. But who at 14 does not know how to make cheese on toast. Come the gently caress on
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Jun 12, 2018 01:04
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eating only apples posted:Good job not setting off all the fire alarms, kiddo. But who at 14 does not know how to make cheese on toast. Come the gently caress on
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Jun 12, 2018 02:08
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Um I definitely know people who made it to 22 years old without knowing how to make toast or butter bread and a grilled cheese is a step up from that again
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Jun 12, 2018 02:16
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     everyone in this post did a good job today!!!
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Jun 12, 2018 02:35
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bike tory posted:Um I definitely know people who made it to 22 years old without knowing how to make toast or butter bread and a grilled cheese is a step up from that again Yeah I’ve known a lot of people who are legally adults and their diets have consisted almost entirely of fast food and canned/microwaveable food and the idea of how to make a grilled cheese would intimidate the gently caress out of them
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Jun 12, 2018 02:52
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That should make me sad but instead it pisses me off
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Jun 12, 2018 03:03
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Jun 12, 2018 03:06
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So cursed I'm not even going to quote it.
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Jun 12, 2018 03:08
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Lmao
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Jun 12, 2018 03:09
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Chemmy posted:Here's the whole video. Surprise they're going to stuff it with cheese and bake it until it's well done! I have to admit, there's some drat good comments on that video.
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Jun 12, 2018 04:55
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The fact that the rabbit is blushing makes it so much worse somehow
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Jun 12, 2018 05:49
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eating only apples posted:This is just a kid being dumb but it's funny. Reminds me of this: 
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Jun 12, 2018 07:27
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RabbitWizard posted:But there's a reason to put it here.
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Jun 12, 2018 07:43
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Brawnfire posted:That should make me sad but instead it pisses me off loving seriously. Massive failure of society when a good portion of people can't do basic poo poo I started learning when I was like 5.
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Jun 12, 2018 19:23
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A friend of mine made pasta once and it "came out bad." I don't think he's tried again. 
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Jun 12, 2018 19:31
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Elysiume posted:A friend of mine made pasta once and it "came out bad." I don't think he's tried again. Love it. I've made breakfast, lunch, and dinner for my wife and myself--and now our baby--for nearly a decade and I still gently caress up hard sometimes, even things I've made literally a hundred times, because I'll change something or forget something or try a new method. The point is, keep trying, because giving up entirely on the simple act of making yourself good food is way more pathetic than having to eat a couple mistakes.
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Jun 12, 2018 19:37
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Nope.
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Jun 12, 2018 19:46
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https://www.straight.com/food/1087376/beer-ramen-metro-vancouvers-latest-food-fad Oh. It's beer ramen topped with egg foam. I don't know what I was expecting.
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Jun 12, 2018 20:18
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Brawnfire posted:The point is, keep trying, because giving up entirely on the simple act of making yourself good food is way more pathetic than having to eat a couple mistakes. You see this in other areas of life, too. Went to the gym a couple times and don't have that beach body yet? Welp, better give up, it's clearly not working. Bad at math? Well, you're bad at math, no point in trying to improve. Having trouble getting dates? Turn into an incel and complain about  on the internet all day, it's obviously not your own fault.No, it can't possibly be that it takes extended effort to get good at things, don't be silly.
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Jun 12, 2018 20:29
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I'll post some quality AFP when the girl gets home, she took some pictures of my first attempt dumpling abortion and sandwich said i should post em because i never post content  still gonna try making em again  e:  gotta try rolling the dough thinner or something or maybe a lighter dough that doesnt turn into straight puff pastry with a bit of steaming TehRedWheelbarrow has a new favorite as of 21:51 on Jun 12, 2018 |
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Jun 12, 2018 20:57
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I found the sound track to the thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7i9inHZIHw Just let it play while you scroll through the horrors. It's perfect.
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Jun 12, 2018 22:11
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WITCHCRAFT posted:I found the sound track to the thread. wrong song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB_fNVOPzyM
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Jun 12, 2018 22:16
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Brawnfire posted:Love it. I've made breakfast, lunch, and dinner for my wife and myself--and now our baby--for nearly a decade and I still gently caress up hard sometimes, even things I've made literally a hundred times, because I'll change something or forget something or try a new method. The point is, keep trying, because giving up entirely on the simple act of making yourself good food is way more pathetic than having to eat a couple mistakes. sneakyfrog posted:I'll post some quality AFP when the girl gets home, she took some pictures of my first attempt dumpling abortion and sandwich said i should post em because i never post content 
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Jun 12, 2018 22:20
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An old witch butt, to be specific.
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Jun 12, 2018 22:30
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I think your biscuits need another few minutes in the oven. You need to let them brown.
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Jun 12, 2018 22:30
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they would have actually been really good that way the dough was great just got too thick and obviously i cant pleat a dumpling for poo poo filling needed more fat too it ended up really lean and more of a meatball consistency than a properly good dumpling. i'll get it eventually
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Jun 12, 2018 22:34
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sneakyfrog posted:I'll post some quality AFP when the girl gets home, she took some pictures of my first attempt dumpling abortion and sandwich said i should post em because i never post content Just buy the dough from the shop~
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Jun 12, 2018 22:51
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bike tory posted:Just buy the dough from the shop~  no i like scratch cooking, its just a learning process.
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Jun 12, 2018 22:54
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Like someone punched a cartoon character in the face.
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Jun 12, 2018 23:01
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sneakyfrog posted:I'll post some quality AFP when the girl gets home, she took some pictures of my first attempt dumpling abortion and sandwich said i should post em because i never post content YES
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darthbob88 posted:Same. I was just waiting for somebody to grab a Fleshlight housing. Zil posted:That is in the patreons only version. I think you mean dickstarter
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Jun 13, 2018 00:26
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or go gently caress me
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sneakyfrog posted:or go gently caress me 
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Jun 13, 2018 00:44
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pssht friend you deserve the muse credit there pal
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Jun 13, 2018 00:47
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Haifisch posted:You see this in other areas of life, too. Went to the gym a couple times and don't have that beach body yet? Welp, better give up, it's clearly not working. Bad at math? Well, you're bad at math, no point in trying to improve. Having trouble getting dates? Turn into an incel and complain about Ugh, I have attempted to tutor a friend in basic algebra before, and the entire time she would just complain that she doesn't get it. There was screaming and crying and I'm surprised we didn't get kicked out of that diner. Eventually she started dating a guy that was able to convince her to stop being such a whiny bitch about it and actually try, and it turns out she actually can do math, she just likes complaining. sneakyfrog posted:I'll post some quality AFP when the girl gets home, she took some pictures of my first attempt dumpling abortion and sandwich said i should post em because i never post content If I want to make bao, I usually go with this GWS recipe. It's a lot of effort but they turn out hella good. The dough is a little dense for steaming, but it works alright. Also, pinching them shut and putting the seams on the bottoms is a great way to make pretty bao and hide your shame if you can't make nice pleats. Most of mine ended up looking like yours the first time I tried pleating them, but they taste great so who cares? Your basket looks way overcrowded, though. Maybe try putting half as many in there next time?
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Jun 13, 2018 01:14
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*writes that poo poo down*
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Jun 13, 2018 01:24
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sneakyfrog posted:*writes that poo poo down* What is this? The '80's? Copy Paste to Word. Delete parts that are in colour or hyperlinks. Delete everything. Repaste as plain text. Print. Turn printer on. Clear queue. Print.
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my whole professional life is high tech poo poo. sometimes doing things the non amazon prime, prepackaged, internet of stuff way is just relaxing.
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