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 So you're telling me you can remember everything you've ever read? That's right Mr. Mueller. I have a photographic memory. I can remember everything about every scheme Count Olaf tried to pull on us.How would you like to work with us, Klaus? After all this is over, we could always use somebody like you on the investigation team.  For two people on opposite sides of the Force, Dooku and Kenobi seem to be getting along well. Wait, I think I've read this fanfiction somewhere before.... 
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 Kaaaaraagggh? Yeah. It couldn't happened to a better guy.   (Finally!)But why would he have done it? It's not like he would feel guilty about what he did. He couldn't weasel his way out of this situation, so he died like a coward. I suppose we should be happy... 
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Jun 9, 2018 19:08
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Jun 10, 2018 01:59
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Obi-Wan and Count Dooku mending the rift in the Force
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(Then he says, "That's no lady! That's my wife!) (!)Gaaaa! It's surprisingly nice of you to drop supplies to the tributes.Well, someone tampered with them the first time we did this, then they decided to actually load them with the tampered supplies for the next rounds, so... We put food in the crates this time! Be thankful we're being kind this round.  That was a disaster.I didn't think anyone would be that hungry.You people are awful. 
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EorayMel posted:
Um, hello the unlikely is in his name, ya goof.
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Chickens IRL are very sensitive to thirst, they get dehydrated really easily so Henrietta's death is sad but understandable. Speaking of death by thirst, this is the second time in the history of the games that Weird Al died of thirst. Squandered the second chance Al Borland worked so hard to give him...
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Jun 10, 2018 20:18
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(...)Dumbass. You're supposed to let the monkey climb the tree. You're the one who's gotta go fast. They're doing an admirable job fighting each other.Noted. If we need to fight, we should practice what they did. 
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Jun 11, 2018 16:31
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Loving the contrast between two Krogan warriors duking it out and a nebbish geek getting his rear end kicked by an elderly chimpanzee. To be fair, chimpanzees aren’t anything to gently caress with in real life.
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EorayMel posted:How the gently caress is Lester the Unlikely in the top 4? I keep telling you, it’s in his name!
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 Two Krogan warriors and the luckiest kid on earth are left.(Ha. If only we were so lucky.)(...)Do you think he'll join us? Someone like him could balance us out.He doesn't have Fool's Luck, but his ability is on par with it.I hope he wins. The Krogans would probably join Broly. Given what I know of them and the Saiyans, there are too many common points between them to not team up.What are you talking about? This round is done.Later... Arraaagh...Very well. Let's see which worm survived. That's incredible. I can't believe it!    I didn't think I'd be that lucky.You live up to your name, kid. Welcome aboard.
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Well. I am impressed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B9HT2EH9Bc
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That's the end of my stint as host of the Something Awful Hunger Games for now. I hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did. I'm willing to host again, but for now, I'll step aside for I Said No and the CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND 
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I can't get over the fact Cranky spared Lester and he paid dearly for his mistake, then finished off the other victim later. So uh...how many tributes need to be contributed now? Or is it gonna be the champion/loser round with the winners/tributes first dead throughout the seasons?
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Huh, so apparently a character from a video game that you can't win, won the SA Hunger Games... Weird.
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Hurray Lester! Great job hosting, Serge. Psyched for the championship round!
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ZDar Fan posted:He's not my tribute, but I gotta back Lester in this one. He has a way of surprising people.
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  ATTENTION, HUNGER GAMES VIEWERS. DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SET. I, SATAN, HAVE TAKEN CONTROL. We're here in Hell itself, bringing you a special edition of The Hunger Games! That's right. We're running a special game today. This is my lovely assistant Judas Iscariot. Say hello, Judas. Hello, Judas. Ain't he a stinker? Before I explain, let's get a look at our roster... That's right. These are the unworthy tributes who committed the worst sin of all... Failure to Entertain. These tributes died first in their respective rounds, and thus never did anything cool or amusing. This displeases me. So we've summoned their souls to hell to give them a second chance to do anything of value! Only one will survive, and claim the title of Champion of Hell! Let us begin, shall we?    Looks like our first deaths are in - a blue sex alien, a cigarettes mascot, and an exiled king. And here I thought smoking was supposed to be deadly. I'm not sure what that bald man was planning there, either. Typical arrogance.  The royalty's already down and out! Ha, Divine Right of Kings my rear end! where the gently caress did gwen get my private reading material That's loving disgusting. Look sir, i'm really sorr- I didn't make you my assistant for nothing! Great job!
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Lol at Guy Fieri being both a champion and a loser. Come on Leo, this is your chance at redemption!
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Miles McCloud posted:Lol at Guy Fieri being both a champion and a loser. He died in an early game, bartered with the devil, and came back and won the next game he participated in. Then he died again I think and is now here. Guy's been through a lot  Also, are we supposed to root for our nominated tributes that got first blooded, or the tribute who got first blooded in the game said nominator ran? Cause loving  if theres actually a sinking ship event in here that makes Spider Jerusalem kill himself.
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Can Holy Bird be redeemed in the eyes of God? I hope so.
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You got this, Inspector Gadget!
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Hell yeah, a second chance for Holy Bird and he's kickin' rear end!
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  gently caress you all, snarf snarf! Fuckers! Ever wonder what bear farts smell like? Can't... say I have, my lord. Maybe it'll put some hair on that head of his. A reek like that'd probably put hair on your lips, never mind your head.  I can't take it any mo-ho-ho-ho-hooooooore! Wowsers! Looks like i've discovered a complete and total bitch!  Only one death? That's not much fun. There's always tomorrow, my lord.
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