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Paul.Power
Feb 7, 2009

The three roles of APCs:
Transports.
Supply trucks.
Distractions.

Also, this new page is pretty spooky, you guys. Preeeetttty spooky.

e: oh boy, page topper. Books 3 and, remarkably, 4 appear to be coming out shortly! See previous page!

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ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July
Gonna have to rebuy books 1-3 so the whole set looks pretty on the shelf

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


ComradeCosmobot posted:

Gonna have to rebuy books 1-3 so the whole set looks pretty on the shelf

I probably won't, so I'll have to order 4 and I'll do a comparison to the Kickstarter books.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
wonder who this guy was

Ditocoaf
Jun 1, 2011

Tollymain posted:

wonder who this guy was

Carrot... from the future!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Ditocoaf posted:

Carrot... from the future!

He's a Carrot from a failed timeline.

You can call him beta-carotene crystal.

...

...what? What!? YOU try and come up with something better!

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
He's actually pretty upset yhat he didn't get to keep his goatee.

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

So is the other shoe gonna drop or do we have a legit evil Disaster Master? Cause giving people depression and turning them into mind controlled slave rock things is pretty hosed up.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
I'unno, he doesn't seem communist.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i think part of it is that each successive disaster master just got more and more subtle/messed up abilities as nk got better at making them

if splashmaster had the ability to give people depression and turn them into stuff hed use it all the time lmao

So Math
Jan 8, 2013

Ghostly Clothier
Like he over-corrected from making Thebestmaster and took a while to make someone really powerful.

"Yes. Thebestmaster was trying to go in too many directions at once," Nightmare Knight said to all none of his minions. "A childish personality held back by incredible psychic powers. I must simplify. That will create quite the splash."

Jazu
Jan 1, 2006

Looking for some URANIUM? CLICK HERE
Finally he makes the deadliest disaster master of all...

It turns out it's man.

life_source
May 11, 2008

i got tired of looking at your edgy baby avatar that a 14-year old would be proud of
New page.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Ain't nothing more emasculated than a droopy carrot.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


So Math posted:

Like he over-corrected from making Thebestmaster and took a while to make someone really powerful.

"Yes. Thebestmaster was trying to go in too many directions at once," Nightmare Knight said to all none of his minions. "A childish personality held back by incredible psychic powers. I must simplify. That will create quite the splash."

Steve made Thebestmaster, and he did a wonderful job :colbert:

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
eh, hes gonna harden up soon enough

So Math
Jan 8, 2013

Ghostly Clothier

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Steve made Thebestmaster, and he did a wonderful job :colbert:

Well, yeah. Nightmare Knight dumped a lot of his common sense into Steve and has been screwing up constantly with his whole grim shtick ever since. Steve would have been powering the masters with his legendary reputation for fun, like fifty incarnations ago.

life_source
May 11, 2008

i got tired of looking at your edgy baby avatar that a 14-year old would be proud of
https://twitter.com/cucumber_quest/status/1010365386510856193

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Huh. I wonder what the point of all this blackmail even is. What does Quakemaster need with money? He's a Disaster Master, anything he could buy, he could just take instead.

Maybe it's not about making money, just taking it?

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~
It's about sending a message.

We live in a society

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


PMush Perfect posted:

Huh. I wonder what the point of all this blackmail even is. What does Quakemaster need with money? He's a Disaster Master, anything he could buy, he could just take instead.

Maybe it's not about making money, just taking it?

Probably, I'm guessing blackmail is his hobby. He doesn't do it because he has to, he does it because otherwise he'd be really bored.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink
Quakemaster's whole thing seems to be draining hope. Demanding a payment that is unsustainable (and cracking down hard when people eventually fail to meet it) seems like as decent a way to accomplish that as any.

MisterFuzzles
Dec 5, 2009

We can't go back no more, but I suppose we can go wherever we please.
By draining money and hope he is making sure they hit absolute rock bottom.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

MisterFuzzles posted:

By draining money and hope he is making sure they hit absolute rock bottom.

God loving dammit :ughh:

life_source
May 11, 2008

i got tired of looking at your edgy baby avatar that a 14-year old would be proud of
New page.

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007
probably a good thing cuco didn't encounter this one

he seems a bit of a bastard

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i have no idea whats happening in the last page, does anybody

life_source
May 11, 2008

i got tired of looking at your edgy baby avatar that a 14-year old would be proud of
He is "Quake"master, so making a centralized earthquake throughout the building?

We don't know why Quakemaster is collecting, what "the games" are and why it would cut a second off whatever it is he's doing. No doubt these and more will be answered once we return to Cucumber.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
91 people couldn't pay the racket money this day.
They won one seconds in some games. We don't know what these games are. Possibly gambling because of the card suit theme, but who knows, it might be futbol or minesweeper.
They get 90 seconds of something. 91-1=90, so it's apparently one second per person that can't pay, adjusted by games result.
The next few pages should tell us what.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
maybe hes just making the city suffer an earthquake for that long?

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Tollymain posted:

maybe hes just making the city suffer an earthquake for that long?
Oh, that is brutal, I love it.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Definitely getting the impression that more time is bad.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Tenebrais posted:

Definitely getting the impression that more time is bad.

Yeah. Something bad happens for a certain period of time, and that period is shorter the more people are able to pay and then they can win extra seconds to cut it down as well.

A 90 second earthquake seems to make sense

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
There ain't gonna be a town after that.

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS


Tollymain posted:

maybe hes just making the city suffer an earthquake for that long?

Has this not been confirmed yet? I thought we all knew that’s what was going on.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


WarpedNaba posted:

There ain't gonna be a town after that.

There goes the neighborhood, literally.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

There goes the neighborhood, literally.

Wish I could find that Futurama thing where Bender and Zoidberg go Godzilla.

"There goes the neighbourhood... there goes another neighbourhood."

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~
Realized that there hadn't been any updates posted, so I checked the latest - had said July 13, but instead of a new page, there's a notice stating that there won't be any more updates for a few weeks due to other projects. We'll stay tuned, then.

Chef Bourgeoisie
Oct 9, 2016

by Reene
Went to check to see if anything had updated, and all I get for the site (both my bookmark and going through Google) is an account suspended page.
Anyone else getting this, or am I just getting a weird error?

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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
:same: it's dead

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