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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
#notallfrogs

stupid ancap frogs

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trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Dixville posted:

This makes me happy


Sweet Dee, no :(

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

om nom nom posted:

Lol north Korea has agreed to either end the Korean war or denuclearize the Korean peninsula like every third year since 1985. The USA has had a policy to not have this summit, which the Kims have wanted to be acknowledged by the US president on the world stage, until they actually take steps in doing so. Trump just made sure there was pomp and circumstance every step of the way. Having met with Kim was a concession, on top of the fact that he's ending US war exercises in South Korea, and what's actually going to come of it? Do we really think north Korea is going to do what they say they will do?



Queen's Trooping the Colour made me think of ol' Trump.
https://www.brownielocks.com/sovereignsofficialbirthday.html
He'd love that stuff.








Isn't he basically planning something like this already?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Solice Kirsk posted:

I thought Switzerland was where they kept Germans in case Germany ever runs out.

No, you're thinking of Argentina and Brazil.

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

No, you're thinking of Argentina and Brazil.

Those are the used up ones. You want the fresh ones to replenish the stock.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
https://www.facebook.com/xSmileInMyWorld/videos/1154648101339161/?hc_ref=ARSlMtiBU20q5fCSLbjq1bMdAfm-TEYZqYFNm2kD3ARoUcf7Qwo3Cs4U9V8xi2Y2R7s

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

He got eaten by birds, assuming he meant pepper spray. Most (maybe all?) birds don’t have receptors that respond to capsaicin.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
To answer the question as asked, however, birds do not have any particular resistance to blunt weapon types, so yea a mace would work on a heron

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

He got eaten by birds, assuming he meant pepper spray. Most (maybe all?) birds don’t have receptors that respond to capsaicin.

They don't have receptors in their mouths. Sprayed into the eyes, it might be a different case.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Oh. Well I’m no birdotologist.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

Evilreaver posted:

To answer the question as asked, however, birds do not have any particular resistance to blunt weapon types, so yea a mace would work on a heron

Blue jay rolled a natural 20!
Mace is destroyed.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Fly high Space Cat

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/honkposter/status/1005610425784778753

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Catlass owns, I think it could be very effective

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

The Banana Split Sabre is weirdly sexual.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

I feel like you could definitely gently caress someone up with that Cactus Club.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
seriously though somebody take that out of the slingshot right now :ohdear:

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


The Cloud Gauntlets and Tidepool Sickle could be actual creative D&D items.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

chitoryu12 posted:

The Cloud Gauntlets and Tidepool Sickle could be actual creative D&D items.

They are all super-legit items that would be great in Terraria

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


PittTheElder posted:

I feel like you could definitely gently caress someone up with that Cactus Club.

Okay but can there be two because I want one.

The Tide Pool Sickle looks equally useful.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Bug bomb would not be that damaging, but it would certainly be demoralising.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Dragon Age: Inquisition has jars of bees you can throw at enemies.

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



It also has the greasiest elf in history

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Bioshock basically had bees you could throw at people. Very effective.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

RoboRodent posted:

Dragon Age: Inquisition has jars of bees you can throw at enemies.

Far Cry Primal does too, to try and let the game still have grenades.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
I remember you could shoot bee's nests out of trees during the duel with Ocelot in MGS3 but I can't remember if you can grab one and throw at enemies. You probably can, I mean, this is the game where you can throw live snakes at your enemies.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Samuringa posted:

I remember you could shoot bee's nests out of trees during the duel with Ocelot in MGS3 but I can't remember if you can grab one and throw at enemies. You probably can, I mean, this is the game where you can throw live snakes at your enemies.

You can't throw them, but you can get the pain's camo and they'll follow you around attacking people

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012







ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

I guess chugging gasoline ruins your ability to math.

quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


Chug some gasoline and smoke a cigarette and you’ll definitely have consumed enough calories to last the rest of your life...

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

The catlass already exists


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Laj38BPdh84

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

You could at least take an angle grinder to the infinite sword and get a more normal sized weapon, I'd think. And the arm holding an arm holding a knife could be dangerous in the right hands :v: since it has better reach than a knife on its own.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

I think it would best used as some sort of Atlatl.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Bertrand Hustle posted:

And the arm holding an arm holding a knife could be dangerous in the right hands :v: since it has better reach than a knife on its own.

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Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

ol qwerty bastard posted:

I guess chugging gasoline ruins your ability to math.

Not to mention food calories are actually Kilocalories.

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