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Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Clitch posted:

Boris Johnson becoming PM would be some next level "Hold my pint, mate." from the UK.

Boris is yesterday's news.

These days the galaxy brain is Jacob Rees-Mogg.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Zil posted:

Kinda sorta schadenfreude



They’re going to put that guy away for possessing child pornography.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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The dicks been censored out, it’s fine now

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

oldpainless posted:

The dicks been censored out, it’s fine now

no your posts are still coming through

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
https://i.imgur.com/HpU8AbI.gifv

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://i.imgur.com/CHSTUPp.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/D2eFeyH.gifv

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




I didn't know Swifty drivers delivered gas.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

oldpainless posted:

The dicks been censored out, it’s fine now

more like olddickless

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

This tweet has aged well :discourse:

https://twitter.com/MichaelCohen212/status/678410436774141956

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Elizabethan Error posted:

the above starts at 4:10 in the below video if you're interested in further context.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnNoIJTa0Ms&t=250s

I watched like half an hour of this. British politics is so much radder than American politics; I wish our congresspeople would fuckin' slam each other with sick burns all the time like British MPs do. The only downside is that "order" no longer sounds like a real word.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
The difference is because in the US all of them are on the same side.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

I swear I've had nightmares where this happens.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

I swear I've had nightmares where this happens.

I saw a, I dunno, class, for want of a better word, of kayakers at a swimming pool once where they were training how to correct that. The instructors were showing them the paddle movement needed, then flipping them over so they could themselves back up. I guess it's a handy skill to have, I've never been kayaking.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Not being upside down, but specifically the bounce up. Like, falling, bouncing off of the ground, then falling back down knowing that, this time, there won't be a bounce.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

Not being upside down, but specifically the bounce up. Like, falling, bouncing off of the ground, then falling back down knowing that, this time, there won't be a bounce.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
https://i.imgur.com/HpU8AbI.mp4

Loco
Dec 6, 2006

Why is.. Those things?

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

Not being upside down, but specifically the bounce up. Like, falling, bouncing off of the ground, then falling back down knowing that, this time, there won't be a bounce.

Fun nerd fact: A bounce is actually more impactful on an object than no bounce, since the former deflects more energy back into the object.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Loco posted:

Fun nerd fact: A bounce is actually more impactful on an object than no bounce, since the former deflects more energy back into the object.

:wrong:

There is more momentum transfer on a bounce but less energy transfer.

Momentum transfer and the attendant acceleration is what fucks up your back, though.

Loco
Dec 6, 2006

Why is.. Those things?

Platystemon posted:

:wrong:

There is more momentum transfer on a bounce but less energy transfer.

Momentum transfer and the attendant acceleration is what fucks up your back, though.

Oops, thanks for the correction..

Content:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Deaf guy here; could someone explain to me what's happening here, please? Quick summary of what they're saying, or something?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Deaf guy here; could someone explain to me what's happening here, please? Quick summary of what they're saying, or something?

Full transcript

quote:

Mister Speaker, when the Prime Minister met President Donald Trump last week, did she do as the Foreign Secretary suggested and ask him to take over the Brexit negotiations?

[audience laughter starts, grows, turns to cheers]

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Deaf guy here; could someone explain to me what's happening here, please? Quick summary of what they're saying, or something?

"Mr Speaker when the Prime Minister met President Donald Trump last week, did she do as the Foreign Secretary suggested and ask him to take over the Brexit negotiations?"

Then it's just laughter from everyone in the room for a while.

edit: too slow lol

Dragonstoned has a new favorite as of 04:15 on Jun 14, 2018

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
The "Insane Rooster" style of boxing on full display

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBphddLd4Ho

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Memento posted:

I saw a, I dunno, class, for want of a better word, of kayakers at a swimming pool once where they were training how to correct that. The instructors were showing them the paddle movement needed, then flipping them over so they could themselves back up. I guess it's a handy skill to have, I've never been kayaking.

I was in such a class, but I sucked at Greenland rolls, usually had to wet exit instead. But it is super handy to know, if you ever get flipped by a wave or in whitewater. Having to leave the kayak in the middle of rough conditions or far from land means you might never get back in, or will sink if you can't bail out the water that now fills the hull.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

I hope the elephant flung the phone backwards over its head and the wall behind it.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

A good doggo

https://twitter.com/HaroldRKuntz3/status/1007099618444959744

Loan Dusty Road
Feb 27, 2007

DiggityDoink posted:

You're telling me a place named Waffle House sells things other than waffles? Get the gently caress out of here.

Why would you go to such an establishment and order anything other than their self proclaimed specialty? Do you go to IHOP and not order the Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity or the whimsical Pigs in a Blanket? You're a heathen. Go back from whence you came.

bit behind on the thread and just lol'd at this.

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

The "Insane Rooster" style of boxing on full display

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBphddLd4Ho

That ref just gave me the biggest blue balls.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

DontMockMySmock posted:

I watched like half an hour of this. British politics is so much radder than American politics; I wish our congresspeople would fuckin' slam each other with sick burns all the time like British MPs do. The only downside is that "order" no longer sounds like a real word.

Last Week Tonight recently had a segment with various clips of the current Speaker calling for order, and it's just :discourse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0pumg6EcJM

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Wheat Loaf posted:

Boris is yesterday's news.

These days the galaxy brain is Jacob Rees-Mogg.

For those fortunate enough not to have encountered him.

This is a man so reactionary and paleolithic in his views his nickname is "The minister for the 18th Century", amongst his own colleagues.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Deptfordx posted:

For those fortunate enough not to have encountered him.

This is a man so reactionary and paleolithic in his views his nickname is "The minister for the 18th Century", amongst his own colleagues.

Ahem, the nickname is The Honourable Member for the 18th century.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Perestroika posted:

Last Week Tonight recently had a segment with various clips of the current Speaker calling for order, and it's just :discourse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0pumg6EcJM

Something which people outside the UK might not know is that the speaker of the House of Commons, John Bercow, is an elected MP. The MP's vote amongst themselves to see who want's to do it. Now John Bercow was a hardline right-wing Tory MP but over the years he drifted more and more socially liberal. When the speaker position came up in 2009 most people in the Tory party didn't want Bercow to be the speaker. Tory's wanted George Samuel Knatchbull Young, Baron Young of Cookham to be speaker, much more in line with what they like. Now the speaker is not aligned to any specific party but you tend to try and get someone from your own party in the hopes that they will be sympathetic to you in the future. What happened instead though was instead of voting for their own candidate, Margret Beckett, most of the Labour MP's voted for Bercow, just to annoy the Tories. He's been elected twice more unopposed because everyone will just vote for Bercow again if the Tories put someone up against him (including the Tories that still like his as it's a secret ballot)

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Deptfordx posted:

For those fortunate enough not to have encountered him.

This is a man so reactionary and paleolithic in his views his nickname is "The minister for the 18th Century", amongst his own colleagues.

The funny thing about it is that back in the 18th century his strict Roman Catholicism would have made him a second-class citizen.

He named his youngest son "Sixtus".

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Firos posted:

Ahem, the nickname is The Honourable Member for the 18th century.

When you hear them address him they are always keen to stress 'The Honourable Member' because Rees-Mogg is desperate to be on the Privy Council which would make his title 'The Right Honourable Member', they're just clarifying his position to him every time.

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Aramoro posted:

Something which people outside the UK might not know is that the speaker of the House of Commons, John Bercow, is an elected MP. The MP's vote amongst themselves to see who want's to do it. Now John Bercow was a hardline right-wing Tory MP but over the years he drifted more and more socially liberal. When the speaker position came up in 2009 most people in the Tory party didn't want Bercow to be the speaker. Tory's wanted George Samuel Knatchbull Young, Baron Young of Cookham to be speaker, much more in line with what they like. Now the speaker is not aligned to any specific party but you tend to try and get someone from your own party in the hopes that they will be sympathetic to you in the future. What happened instead though was instead of voting for their own candidate, Margret Beckett, most of the Labour MP's voted for Bercow, just to annoy the Tories. He's been elected twice more unopposed because everyone will just vote for Bercow again if the Tories put someone up against him (including the Tories that still like his as it's a secret ballot)

Theyre trying to get rid of him at the moment by whipping up a big storm about him bullying people (although that's kinda his job, somewhat). He's always come across as a decent guy to me though, and a lot of people have come forward to defend him (including the current Seargent of Arms, at least I think that's the spelling. Who is black and had racist abuse and was defended by Bercow)

Either way his putdowns are awesome. Especially when he gets angry.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Rees-Mogg is in the same position as Boris Johnson, though, in that he's very popular with a certain subset of Conservative Party voters and members, but is not very well-liked by other Conservative MPs, which would make it difficult for him to become leader of the party based on how their leadership elections work. They are going to lose the next election in any event, but if it's an especially bad loss (it probably will be) they'll probably throw up their hands and go, "Well, electing the outsider worked for Labour!"

Wheat Loaf has a new favorite as of 10:23 on Jun 14, 2018

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Roblo posted:

Theyre trying to get rid of him at the moment by whipping up a big storm about him bullying people (although that's kinda his job, somewhat).

His job is to keep MPs in line but I think the people accusing him of being a bully are people who work for him as on staff at the Speaker's Office. I wouldn't be surprised if there's something to it.

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Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Those British Parliament sessions look like the rowdy and drunken debate clubs from college except everyone is 50 years old

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