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Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem

Pro PRC Laowai posted:

Thanks for the greetings, but Chinese style diaperless training really does result in faster potty training.

I got banned for making this observation before, so this time I’ll back it up with a link.

https://www.csmonitor.com/The-Culture/Family/2012/1123/Potty-training-Chinese-style-With-a-diaper-free-child-look-for-potted-plants


It’s just cultural conditioning that makes it such an easy target of mockery, its pragmatism is ignored entirely.

Yeah human feces in public spaces is totally good. It's not like the Indus valley civilization didn't figure out it was bad 4000 years ago when they invented toilets with running water.

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P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Early potty training isn't unique to China at all but yeah I recommend it strongly.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
you come on in here and fight the good fight for the true bastion of people's communism son

godless bless you

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Pro PRC Laowai posted:

So what you’re essentially saying is that this thread is incredibly racist, to the point where even Einstein himself would blush, yet posters in this circlejerk of hell enjoy using the ‘b b but Chinese aren’t a RACE they’re a NATIONALITY’ line as a get out of jail free card?

Very insightful.

This argument would be valid, if the Uyghurs weren't sequestered in their own region, monitored and denied travel in their own country for "reasons".

Why yes, the US does, in fact, do incredibly racist poo poo, especially ICE, but that has nothing to do with the tea, pee, or racism of China against fellow Chinese.




I said "pee" because President Dotard J Trump is a pissbrain, you see

Pro PRC Laowai
Jun 14, 2018

Mistle posted:

This argument would be valid, if the Uyghurs weren't sequestered in their own region, monitored and denied travel in their own country for "reasons".

Why yes, the US does, in fact, do incredibly racist poo poo, especially ICE, but that has nothing to do with the tea, pee, or racism of China against fellow Chinese.




I said "pee" because President Dotard J Trump is a pissbrain, you see

They’re doing their version of Manifest Destiny a hundred years too late.

Sure, it’s whataboutism, but it’s true. Order has to be maintained somehow if China is going to overthrow the west.

When everyone in China is living in undeserved privilege and comfort you’ll see the regret and Han guilt come out. That’s a luxury that only the powerful can afford.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Does it count as ~potty trained~ if they piss all over the steps of the bus as soon as the urge hits?

Pro PRC Laowai
Jun 14, 2018

peanut posted:

Does it count as ~potty trained~ if they piss all over the steps of the bus as soon as the urge hits?

Not if they did it on their own.

If grandma was feeling a bit mischievous and had the urge to whistle as the child was near the steps, then certainly yes that’s potty trained.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

does it count as ~potty trained~ if it still presses submit reply after letting it rip

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Pro PRC Laowai posted:

They’re doing their version of Manifest Destiny a hundred years too late.

Sure, it’s whataboutism, but it’s true. Order has to be maintained somehow if China is going to overthrow the west.

When everyone in China is living in undeserved privilege and comfort you’ll see the regret and Han guilt come out. That’s a luxury that only the powerful can afford.

You talk like this is some kind of inevitable trend in human civilization but can you bring up any examples throughout history of nations or groups of nations experiencing and acting on the awareness of and guilt stemming from their own privilege, other than the modern West? I don't remember reading about the Romans wringing their hands over how racistly they've been treating surrounding barbarians. If anything, history seems to show us that hardly any culture gives a gently caress about whether or not they're racist, and becoming more powerful/dominant only makes things worse.

edit: This thread just made me remember one time when I was hanging out with my Chinese college friend and for some reason I did a monotone whistle (no why). Immediately friend was like STOP DOING THAT YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME PEE and I was like :confused:

edit2:

Warbird posted:

What if Einstein was a huge weeb?
Would be super ironic considering what his research led to

Devils Affricate fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Jun 14, 2018

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Is the brown note real in China?

Pro PRC Laowai
Jun 14, 2018

Devils Affricate posted:

You talk like this is some kind of inevitable trend in human civilization but can you bring up any examples throughout history of nations or groups of nations experiencing and acting on the awareness of and guilt stemming from their own privilege, other than the modern West? I don't remember reading about the Romans wringing their hands over how racistly they've been treating surrounding barbarians. If anything, history seems to show us that hardly any culture gives a gently caress about whether or not they're racist, and becoming more powerful/dominant only makes things worse.

edit: This thread just made me remember one time when I was hanging out my Chinese college friend and for some reason I did a monotone whistle (no why). Immediately friend was like STOP DOING THAT YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME PEE and I was like :confused:

edit2:

Would be super ironic considering what his research led to


True, but it’s not like the guilt in the West matters much. The surviving Native Americans live in mostly squalid conditions, and mostly no one cares. I suppose it’ll be much the same in Xinjiang when the Han have completely taken over.

EasternBronze
Jul 19, 2011

I registered for the Selective Service! I'm also racist as fuck!
:downsbravo:
Don't forget to ignore me!
Ahh yes the whistle pissing of China. How sad that here in Japan i dont see any human waste during my morning commute.

Pro PRC Laowai
Jun 14, 2018

EasternBronze posted:

Ahh yes the whistle pissing of China. How sad that here in Japan i dont see any human waste during my morning commute.

Really. I find it hard to believe you see no Japanese on your way to work.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Pro PRC Laowai posted:

Really. I find it hard to believe you see no Japanese on your way to work.

:yikes:

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


For those who don't know, pro prc laowai's username is NOT ironic. This is a great opportunity to give Lowtax $10.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Pro PRC Laowai posted:

Really. I find it hard to believe you see no Japanese on your way to work.

Note to mods: Banning this guy and maybe getting another $10 for the Tax Spine is a much better option than gassing the thread just because one guy is being an rear end in a top hat.

Pro PRC Laowai
Jun 14, 2018

Chomp8645 posted:

Note to mods: Banning this guy and maybe getting another $10 for the Tax Spine is a much better option than gassing the thread just because one guy is being an rear end in a top hat.

So it’s ok to call Chinese orcs, human filth, and much worse in the last few pages of this very thread.


But to make a fun play on words referring to Japanese is a bannable offense, ok

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem

Pro PRC Laowai posted:

So it’s ok to call Chinese orcs, human filth, and much worse in the last few pages of this very thread.


But to make a fun play on words referring to Japanese is a bannable offense, ok

Thank god you're finally loving getting it.

Pro PRC Laowai
Jun 14, 2018

Bum the Sad posted:

Thank god you're finally loving getting it.

I apologize for any offense I caused, I will do my best to remember the racial hierarchies of the Asians in the future. I didn’t mean to offend the honorary aryans

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Pro PRC Laowai posted:

So it’s ok to call Chinese orcs, human filth, and much worse in the last few pages of this very thread.


But to make a fun play on words referring to Japanese is a bannable offense, ok

Well they earned that defeating the russians at sea a little after the turn of last century.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Glenn Quebec posted:

Well they earned that defeating the russians at sea a little after the turn of last century.

russians were not really a sea-faring people until peter stole st petersburg from the swedes

japanese were chinese who learned how to sail away from the godforsaken mainland probably

makes sense

this has been Terrible History

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Pro PRC Laowai posted:

So it’s ok to call Chinese orcs, human filth, and much worse in the last few pages of this very thread.


But to make a fun play on words referring to Japanese is a bannable offense, ok

Call me when the Chinese are capable of drawing hentai worth a drat

EasternBronze
Jul 19, 2011

I registered for the Selective Service! I'm also racist as fuck!
:downsbravo:
Don't forget to ignore me!

Pro PRC Laowai posted:

I apologize for any offense I caused, I will do my best to remember the racial hierarchies of the Asians in the future. I didn’t mean to offend the honorary aryans

I think Pevan Stan has the official list.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Pro PRC Laowai posted:

Sure, it’s whataboutism, but it’s true.

Whataboutism is retarded not because it's false, but because it's off topic irrelevance you ding dong.

Tom Smykowski
Jan 27, 2005

What the hell is wrong with you people?

Bum the Sad posted:

Thank god you're finally loving getting it.

Look at this post lol

Moonshine Rhyme
Mar 26, 2010

Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate
Pro PRC is back with the sichuan hot takes, nice

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Moonshine Rhyme posted:

Pro PRC is back with the sichuan hot takes, nice

They aren't hot, it's more of a numbing sensation.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
Dear Pro PRC Laowai, I speak on behalf of the whole thread when I say:

We violated Chinese law through our activities here, we’ve caused harm to the Chinese government, we've hurt the feelings of the Chinese people. We apologize sincerely for this and we regret that this thread ever happened.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

fish and chips and dip posted:

Dear Pro PRC Laowai, I speak on behalf of the whole thread when I say:

We violated Chinese law through our activities here, we’ve caused harm to the Chinese government, we've hurt the feelings of the Chinese people. We apologize sincerely for this and we regret that this thread ever happened.

Looks like someone is trying to improve their social credit score.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
pro prc laowai go back to america

fish and chips and dip posted:

Dear Pro PRC Laowai, I speak on behalf of the whole thread when I say:

We violated Chinese law through our activities here, we’ve caused harm to the Chinese government, we've hurt the feelings of the Chinese people. We apologize sincerely for this and we regret that this thread ever happened.

brah lose face

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible

Pro PRC Laowai posted:

I apologize for any offense I caused, I will do my best to remember the racial hierarchies of the Asians in the future. I didn’t mean to offend the honorary aryans

hi man we both went to university together, do you remember where that was

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
Have a rest

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

TTerrible posted:

Have a rest

some hot water helps get you relaxed for this

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem

Coolguye posted:

some hot water helps get you relaxed for this

I already had three ounces yesterday

Tom Smykowski
Jan 27, 2005

What the hell is wrong with you people?

LentThem posted:

hi man we both went to university together, do you remember where that was

detective on the case

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Devils Affricate posted:

I don't remember reading about the Romans wringing their hands over how racistly they've been treating surrounding barbarians.

There actually is surviving Roman writing where they do this, it's pretty interesting. Tacitus immediately comes to mind as one writing abut how terrible Romans are. But it's not couched in terms of racism since that's a modern concept that didn't exist at the time. Romans had plenty of ways to be judgy pricks, but what we would consider race wasn't one of them.

Deadly Ham Sandwich
Aug 19, 2009
Smellrose
Saw this on reddit and though of this thread.


Entire early 1900s China photo collection link here.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pro PRC Laowai posted:

Really. I find it hard to believe you see no Japanese on your way to work.

lmao u guys are all turds, this was funny

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

bring back old gbs posted:

lmao u guys are all turds, this was funny

It really was lol.

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hypnophant
Oct 19, 2012

Pro PRC Laowai posted:

They’re doing their version of Manifest Destiny a hundred years too late.

Sure, it’s whataboutism, but it’s true. Order has to be maintained somehow if China is going to overthrow the west.

When everyone in China is living in undeserved privilege and comfort you’ll see the regret and Han guilt come out. That’s a luxury that only the powerful can afford.

Securing Xinjiang in no way gives the Chinese access to two oceans

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