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Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008


and it's still somehow less nauseating than the teacher-banker pic from the economist

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heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Tampon tea is an old vampire joke

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

I can’t hate this, it’s too purestrain

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


https://twitter.com/UweBollocks/status/1007052809320173568?ref_src=twcamp%5Ecopy%7Ctwsrc%5Eandroid%7Ctwgr%5Ecopy%7Ctwcon%5E7090%7Ctwterm%5E3

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 17 days!)


ding ding ding. we have a winner.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

I'm dead.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
FFFFFFFffffffff-----~~~~

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007


wow

Martout
Aug 8, 2007

None so deprived

lmao

Serf
May 5, 2011



what is context?
what is history?
i have no conception of anything and ideas are just a vague gray mist that drifts past my dispersed consciousness here in the astral plane

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 17 days!)

the wise lib bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between opposing things. you imbecile. you loving moron"

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
the replies are decent though

https://twitter.com/casersatz/status/1007053487987929088?s=21

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/1006960022293639168?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014


wow if you take words and replace them with completely different words you can create whatever meaning you want!

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Replace "Jesus" with "Satan" and you see that Christians are actually devil worshippers

Agnosticnixie
Jan 6, 2015
Bad dems already do this poo poo by shielding oligarchs behind a handful tokens

The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
https://twitter.com/peterdaou/status/1007388133938417664?s=19

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

regarding that idiot's avatar: i look forward to telling my kids what life was like before politics became no different than cosplay

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007


does a cold take become hot if it is uttered by someone who you would not expect to have the cold take

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

look at this loving berniebro

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is


did someone treat him for brain worms or something

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
https://mobile.twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1007435406281969665

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Badger of Basra posted:

does a cold take become hot if it is uttered by someone who you would not expect to have the cold take
:shrug:

B B
Dec 1, 2005

https://twitter.com/allinwithchris/status/1007435650990133248

https://twitter.com/awelab1956/status/1007441694118199296

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

https://www.currentaffairs.org/2018/06/micro-opinions

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


quote:

4. My husband calls me a Luddite because I’m sometimes skeptical of technology. To humor him, I asked Siri yesterday if it was going to rain. She said no, not until the evening. You can imagine my surprise (and the gloating texts to my husband) when I stepped out for lunch and found it was raining after all. I didn’t have my umbrella because Siri told me I wouldn’t need it, so I ran in the rain to the library where I usually eat lunch, carrying my salad in a paper bag. The rain bogged down the paper bag until suddenly it ripped, and my salad rolled out and my napkins blew away and my fork fell on the filthy New York sidewalk and a man laughed at me, and what I’m trying to say is Siri is bad for feminism, not just because she made me look like a hapless idiot in front of some rear end in a top hat man, but also because female voice assistants replicate sexist power dynamics and feminized care labor.

owning myself to own my husband

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
I like the bit about how if he did his job the way the media did theirs there would just be corpses loving everywhere

but uh, not in the way it was intended

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007


folks, the daou is good now

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/curaffairs/status/1007321585508933634

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
https://twitter.com/Pantagraph/status/993121970068836352

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

yeah that made the rounds a couple months ago, it's good

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Heartbreaking, worst person you know, great point, etc.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/TheMrLoophole/status/1007573280096751616

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

univbee
Jun 3, 2004





Especially great in the wake of recent New York news.

Agnosticnixie
Jan 6, 2015

Was this posted after Bezos threw a tantrum to get the Seattle city council to stop taxing him?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

We just loving had this discussion in AusPol after a young woman was raped and murdered on her way home.

The cops' first press conference mentioned women needing to be more responsible.

B B
Dec 1, 2005

Aliquid posted:

owning myself to own my husband

https://youtu.be/DOW_kPzY_JY

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ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

I don't think you posted these extremely correct and mundane takes in the right thread.

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