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couch goon: honestly i dont think the kink club opened you up to the idea that people were kinkier to you. i think it made you realize you were willing to disrespect your wife and gently caress other people. you thought you could do better/be more fulfilled elsewhere and you went with it. it didnt work out, but to some degree its better that the relationship ended because you would probably have always been tempted by someone else. maybe now your ego has been brought down a notch or you have a more realistic idea of what you want in a relationship. you made a mistake, and thats ok but you treated someone who trusted you poorly and thats not ok. move on. i mean, now at this point you can set up your apartment to accommodate your weird sex, and maybe you can be a sex couch every night
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DandyLion posted:Felt a little aunti-climactic to me....
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tactlessbastard posted:I know he's bad at StarCraft This is a deep cut and I wanted you to know someone appreciated it.
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tactlessbastard posted:I know he's bad at StarCraft
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quote:I am a bartender and saw a guy once drug another girl’s drink and while he wasn’t looking I switched the drinks. I then watched the guy drug himself. I mean the absolute rightest thing would have been to take the drink away and call the cops but this way also resulted in someone not getting raped so it was still a pretty right thing yeah quote:So, my girlfriend got asked to be her friend's maid of honour a few months back. Here's the thing, she was, at best a casual acquaintance level of friend. But she said yes anyways, which caused her anxiety to go into overdrive. So I've been helping with a lot of the back end planning and poo poo. nah dude I'm with you on this one, don't make any waves until after the wedding but after that no need to associate with someone you hate this much It's your girlfriend's friend and so your girlfriend's call ofc, talk to her about it and not us
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yeah my G/F has friends i really cant stand, she can hang out with those folks without me. The same thing applies towards some of my friends so  y'all dont have to be conjoined to have a healthy positive relationship bartender goon you need to call that poo poo out loudly. drugging folks unawares is one of the few times i would call the cops and yoink the drink in front of them both while explaining the situation to the lady. TehRedWheelbarrow fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Jun 12, 2018 |
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Bartender goon: What happened to the guy? Did he collapse face first onto the floor? Did he vomit everywhere?
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It's a good thing they were both drinking the same drink. It was also a good thing they didn't notice a bartender coming after their drinks while they were still drinking them.
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Bartender goon: What happened to the guy? Did he collapse face first onto the floor? Did he vomit everywhere? I want to know this too! Damnit anon, why'd you leave us hanging like that?
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Angelwolf posted:I want to know this too! Damnit anon, why'd you leave us hanging like that? Because it didn't happen.
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It's really not unreasonable that a guy would just order, "Two rum and cokes" or they'd be drinking the same beer. If the guy ducked out to the bathroom and the girl was staring at her phone or chatting to someone nearby, it wouldn't be that hard to just swap the drinks, circumstances depending. Not saying what happened to the guy is the bigger tell.
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I have never seen a bartender touch someone's drink after it was served with out being asked unless they were cutting someone off.
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Also swapping the drinks instead of grabbing the guy and replacing the drink for the girl means he can try it again at another bar. Hopefully not, but...
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Hot take: confessor is actually an rear end in a top hat for not reporting it to the police
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maybe not an rear end in a top hat but clearly didn't think it through, even though it makes for a funny story on the surface level
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Yeah it struck me as an instinctive panic move
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Solice Kirsk posted:I have never seen a bartender touch someone's drink after it was served with out being asked unless they were cutting someone off. I have, but to be fair I worked with an alcoholic that should have been cut off long before some of our patrons.
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yeah in a perfect world he should have.called the cops but let's not pretend like they would have done a goddamn thing also do you loving drunks really think you're so vigilant that no bartender ever could put one over on you? give me a break. besides, the absolute worst most boring post you can make in this thread is that kind of encyclopedia brown 'this couldn't have happened!' garbage edit: that came out really harsh, I love y'all Son of Man fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Jun 14, 2018 |
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Not that it matters, but where I live bartenders regularly pick up beers to see if they're empty and if a drink is unattended they'll move to dump it and reclaim the glass unless someone stops them.
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Just put a napkin/coaster over your drink and walk away. Bartenders won't touch it because that signals that you're going to the bathroom or out to smoke. Sometimes I feel like I know too much about bars, but then I think of all the fun times I have in bars and think naaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Just put a napkin/coaster over your drink and walk away. Bartenders won't touch it because that signals that you're going to the bathroom or out to smoke. Sometimes I feel like I know too much about bars, but then I think of all the fun times I have in bars and think naaaaaaaaaahhhhhh. This would not work in the bars I hang out in in Southeast Asia.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Just put a napkin/coaster over your drink and walk away. Bartenders won't touch it because that signals that you're going to the bathroom or out to smoke. Sometimes I feel like I know too much about bars, but then I think of all the fun times I have in bars and think naaaaaaaaaahhhhhh. Bar etiquette is way more useful than knowing which goddamn fork to use for the seventh course of a meal.
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Atlas Hugged posted:This would not work in the bars I hang out in in Southeast Asia. I've never been to Southeast Asian bars. Probably because I've never been to Southeast Asia. One of my new goals is to visit lovely dive bars all over the world.
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I was in a bar in Tokyo once where people would signal they were returning by placing their wallet (!!) on the bar stool.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I've never been to Southeast Asian bars. Probably because I've never been to Southeast Asia. One of my new goals is to visit lovely dive bars all over the world. Well I'll be here.
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in a lot of bars in the us if you finish your drink and turn the empty glass upside down it means you want another round. I heard in Australia it means you are confident you can kick anyone's rear end at the bar. can aussie goons confirm?
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Son of Man posted:I heard in Australia it means you are confident you can kick anyone's rear end at the bar. can aussie goons confirm? you don't even need to do that in Australia, that's just the default state of Australians
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Well if I ever find myself in a really exclusive bar with really pretty girls then I'll drink easy in the knowledge that the bartender will be getting up to wacky hijinx with date rapists rather than alerting the girl and/or security
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quote:This one is petty as hell but I can't share it with anyone so I'm putting it here. I find it hard to believe GoPros are good enough to pull this caper off but I admit this was in fact some primo petty revenge quote:My confession is relatively simple: I'm a lurker. I've lurked since about 2002. I'd been reading the front page longer but anyways, I made an account, but never really used it because the mods were a bit crazy + I realized it was easy dox me since I made it back when we put our AIM names on everything. I thought this was about Pick and almost didn't post it for that reason before I realized Pick's possibly-apocryphal ex does not fit this description
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If someone told me the first one i'd just say "no you didn't" at the end of it, so that is what I say to it now. You did not do this. You acted like a dickhead bicyclist who thinks traffic law does not apply to them and got flipped off rightfully by a driver and you fantasized this scenario later.
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1. STDH.txt 2. Reminds me of a previous confessor who talked about making multiple accounts and arguing with himself on different forums. They also talked about getting people banned and trolling different people using fake accounts and getting people to self incriminate but I might be getting different ones mixed up now. I'm not sure what's worse - making fake accounts or keeping notes on other goons and trying to find people IRL.
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I don't post a lot, but whenever someone talks about a goon list they keep I wonder if I make the cut.
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I don’t like to call confessors out for fakes but come on. Reading the front page for 16+ years? Make it at least a little bit believable, jeez.
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Whenever I see someone mention the front page, I always think they are talking about GBS.
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Waltzing Along posted:Whenever I see someone mention the front page, I always think they are talking about GBS. i prefer dreamweaver
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quote:My mother-in-law is a total MILF. She’s in her 60’s and looks like Kim Basinger and Heather Locklear had a child that aged better than either of them. Part of the problem is that my husband looks a lot like her (very beautiful/handsome face), and she’s just super hot. I went swimming with husband’s family once, and had to get out of the hot tub to jump in the pool because I couldn’t stop staring at her cleavage. I feel guilty sometimes since she’s a super sweet lady and treats me like her own daughter, but I would never even dream of doing anything slightly scandalous with her (plus it’s kinda creepy to be thinking about my husband’s mom like that). Just had to get this off my chest since I can’t really tell anybody I know IRL. Yeah this is a take-it-to-the-grave scenario Following fesh is quite long but I'd recommend it, it's a good read quote:TLDR; My sophomore year college roommate Adam was on the autism spectrum, was convinced that sex between unmarried people was literally a felony crime, and that his duty was to enforce this "law". It led to multiple police calls, minor property damage, stalking, his nonconsensual encounter with a prostitute and, ultimately, me getting to have legal married sex.
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loquacius posted:
I enjoyed this immensely. Thanks, anon goon.
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