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President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

but gin too so maybe not so great.

# ? Jun 16, 2018 19:17

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 02:00

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

monarchies are bad

# ? Jun 16, 2018 19:18

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

KoRMaK posted:

He's gotten exceptionally bad recently.

Which stage of Howard Hughes-ing is he in?

I think he's starting his own tissue company to make the boxes for his shoes

# ? Jun 16, 2018 19:24

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

elon: oh howie lived in a penthouse alone? lame. I'll move to my own loving planet that'll show them

# ? Jun 16, 2018 19:25

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

DrPossum posted:

monarchies are bad

# ? Jun 16, 2018 19:26

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

a moon for each ex wife

# ? Jun 16, 2018 19:27

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

President Beep posted:

yeah, i think only those with the most spotless service records are offered the post. I suspect it�s an honor.

iirc it's 22 years (the longest you can serve without being an officer), retiring as a sergeant-major or equivalent, and receiving the good conduct medal, which basically means you never got into enough trouble for an officer to notice.

i'm sure i read that recent defence cuts (particularly throwing out lifers just before they paid off - the pension for someone who makes it 22 years is hella generous) meant that they're going to find it almost impossible to recruit new beefeaters in the future. then the french will be able to sail up the thames and take the tower without a fight, just to save a few quid on pensions

# ? Jun 16, 2018 19:31

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Agile Vector posted:

elon: oh howie lived in a penthouse alone? lame. I'll move to my own loving planet that'll show them

the mormon afterlife, today!!!

# ? Jun 16, 2018 19:31

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

when I toured the tower our beefeater had no qualms about telling us which monument was aesthetically the worst (it's this)

# ? Jun 16, 2018 19:50

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

yikes. yeah, that�s pretty bad. don�t recall seeing that in 2010.

# ? Jun 16, 2018 19:53

muckswirler: Oct 22, 2008

Agile Vector posted:

I think he's starting his own tissue company to make the boxes for his shoes

fukn lol

# ? Jun 16, 2018 19:59

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

haveblue posted:

when I toured the tower our beefeater had no qualms about telling us which monument was aesthetically the worst (it's this)

I didn't know Beefeaters carried mirrors.

# ? Jun 16, 2018 20:12

ADINSX: Sep 9, 2003; Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Uptime Sinclair posted:

I didn't know Beefeaters carried mirrors.

# ? Jun 16, 2018 20:13

duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

President Beep posted:

but gin too so maybe not so great.

how could that not be great?

# ? Jun 16, 2018 20:34

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

http://aiweirdness.com/post/159022733587/three-bad-recipes-generated-by-neural-network

AI posted:

Citran Barbecued Mube
game, ethnic

�-CAKE�-
1 pkg cornstarch
34 oz ginger
1 white sage
2 large red potatoes, peeled
1 magazine bread; chunks
1 cup shredded corn peas
4 cup liquid ice cream

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Remove the casserole from the refrigerator and heat soup for 20 min. Serve with nuts, chopped caczooled and serve with the rice and oatmeal.

AI posted:

Grilled Snailsed Butter
crockpot, vegetables, crockpot, rubbing holiday, meats

2 lb shrimp; cut in � cubes
6 cloves, minced
2 teaspoon apple juice
� cup mushrooms
1 lb tomatoes, nuts.
plastic
1 Strawberries
2 each pinto beans; sliced
1 plum tomatoes, (no carri-fater)
1 pkg unknown yogurt fillets, thawed

Pour noodles and cauliflower through a wider measure just on high speed until stiff. Flavor radicchio mixture with the wine and continue simmering until mixture is desired doneness. Reserve side of bowl mixture. Chill until circle is reamy inricating. Serve on ranged removable pieces.

AI posted:

Smushed.I�s Bried, Heritame Sprigs
cakes, pies, pastries, extract

2 eggs
4 tablespoon water
1 cup dried butters and firmly beaten
20 eggs
4 oz fresh chopped nuts (approximately 10 minutes)
2 tablespoon grated zucchini
20 oz almonds, rough
1 cup seasoned baking powder

Sift milk in crockpot. Turn dough.

Add egg powdered sugar and whipped toppings. Serve immediately.

# ? Jun 16, 2018 20:37

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

neural network shitposting is the worst, it's the new monkeycheese bullshit

# ? Jun 16, 2018 20:51

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

DiggityDoink posted:

neural network shitposting is the worst, it's the new monkeycheese bullshit

This may be true but you will never convince me to be ashamed of enjoying one of the originals, when someone fed it those "American" names from some Japanese baseball video game

https://twitter.com/Kreuzader/status/841124218389561344?s=19

# ? Jun 16, 2018 20:56

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

Mr. Lobe posted:

This may be true but you will never convince me to be ashamed of enjoying one of the originals, when someone fed it those "American" names from some Japanese baseball video game

https://twitter.com/Kreuzader/status/841124218389561344?s=19

yeah ok, this one is actually funny

im Snarry Shitwon

# ? Jun 16, 2018 20:58

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012; ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

they can be entertaining in a surreal way when it's done for real. for instance here are some color names generated from a sherwin-williams database:

but yeah 90% of the "we gave an AI a million friends scripts and you won't believe what it came up with" is painfully obviously done by a human who thinks they're much more clever than they are.

# ? Jun 16, 2018 21:21

Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

DiggityDoink posted:

yeah ok, this one is actually funny

im Snarry Shitwon

a poor second to Rarr Dick, which i am

# ? Jun 16, 2018 21:29

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

vaguely curious to know what would happen if you fed it hundreds of similar jpeg files.. like the images were similar but it only got to look at the jpeg files (not headers or any of that nerd bullshit)

probably garbage. probably wouldnt decode

but the biggest problem is none of it is interesting. like its painful to read

# ? Jun 16, 2018 21:30

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Sagebrush posted:

they can be entertaining in a surreal way when it's done for real. for instance here are some color names generated from a sherwin-williams database:

but yeah 90% of the "we gave an AI a million friends scripts and you won't believe what it came up with" is painfully obviously done by a human who thinks they're much more clever than they are.

hi 3 228 230, I'm Dad

# ? Jun 16, 2018 21:38

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Sagebrush posted:

they can be entertaining in a surreal way when it's done for real. for instance here are some color names generated from a sherwin-williams database:

but yeah 90% of the "we gave an AI a million friends scripts and you won't believe what it came up with" is painfully obviously done by a human who thinks they're much more clever than they are.

they are absolutely written by an ai

# ? Jun 16, 2018 21:40

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

Sagebrush posted:

they can be entertaining in a surreal way when it's done for real. for instance here are some color names generated from a sherwin-williams database:

but yeah 90% of the "we gave an AI a million friends scripts and you won't believe what it came up with" is painfully obviously done by a human who thinks they're much more clever than they are.

I appreciate that stoned blue is a particularly greenish shade

# ? Jun 16, 2018 21:44

TOOT BOOT: May 25, 2010

Thy posts are mown poupe

# ? Jun 16, 2018 22:16

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

# ? Jun 16, 2018 22:30

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

akadajet posted:

i wish i looked like bruce willis or jason statham :sigh:

# ? Jun 16, 2018 22:45

OldAlias: Nov 2, 2013

akadajet posted:

euuugh

# ? Jun 16, 2018 22:52

N.Z.'s Champion: Jun 8, 2003; Yam Slacker

# ? Jun 16, 2018 23:21

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

blimey! wish i could soldier in the service ov the ol' queens beef. alas,

# ? Jun 17, 2018 00:21

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

akadajet posted:

prefect posted:

i wish i looked like bruce willis or jason statham

yeah basically this. baldness and a shaved head was never an issue if you looked like a leading man. having quad chin damage and shaving your head is the issue and now some poor soul has conflagrated the two into the power of baldness in this image

# ? Jun 17, 2018 00:24

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

rebranding the value of baldness, for profit

# ? Jun 17, 2018 00:29

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

https://twitter.com/cockney_white/s...agenumber%3D136

# ? Jun 17, 2018 00:33

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

# ? Jun 17, 2018 00:37

Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

fuckin hank

# ? Jun 17, 2018 00:40

ADINSX: Sep 9, 2003; Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Agile Vector posted:

yeah basically this. baldness and a shaved head was never an issue if you looked like a leading man. having quad chin damage and shaving your head is the issue and now some poor soul has conflagrated the two into the power of baldness in this image

otoh you're not going to look good with a quadchin even with hair

# ? Jun 17, 2018 00:41

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

KoRMaK posted:

https://twitter.com/cockney_white/s...agenumber%3D136

sat nite mfs

# ? Jun 17, 2018 01:36

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

Sagebrush posted:

they can be entertaining in a surreal way when it's done for real. for instance here are some color names generated from a sherwin-williams database:

but yeah 90% of the "we gave an AI a million friends scripts and you won't believe what it came up with" is painfully obviously done by a human who thinks they're much more clever than they are.

https://twitter.com/xor/status/1007331081073373184

# ? Jun 17, 2018 02:10

streetlamp: May 7, 2007; Danny likes his party hat
He does not like his banana hat

https://twitter.com/marycmccormack/status/1007831286176571394?s=21

# ? Jun 17, 2018 02:41

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Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

I want a car with a built-in flamethrower

# ? Jun 17, 2018 02:45

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