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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Grandma in her craft room painting her one thousand point Necron army. ╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗ |
# ? Jun 6, 2018 14:08 |
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Got a new game called "Vietnam." Half the rules are in Russian and there's no win condition, but I can't stop playing. |
# ? Jun 7, 2018 21:49 |
ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Got a new game called "Vietnam." Half the rules are in Russian and there's no win condition, but I can't stop playing. "Uncle Henry, you can't move pieces into Cambodia, you have to stay on the board!" "Ach, Billy, I do not have nephews, only interests" |
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# ? Jun 7, 2018 22:51 |
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board game of the movie "wargames" which consists entirely of trying to trick people into removing the shrinkwrap from the box |
# ? Jun 7, 2018 23:14 |
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board game of the movie "wargames" but it's just the script to the movie and you act it out with your family. |
# ? Jun 9, 2018 13:06 |
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Jumanji but in God Mode
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jun 9, 2018 14:14 |
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Ouija Board but in Un-god mode
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 00:33 |
Mega Civilization but in Where-Is-Your-God-Now mode
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 02:24 |
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I call this game "Rat King" *lightning crashes* |
# ? Jun 14, 2018 03:35 |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:I call this game "Rat King" *lightning crashes* CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
# ? Jun 14, 2018 18:45 |
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Me playing Chicago express: I don’t really want to pay for a full share, do you want to split the bill? Here, I’ll tear it in half and I’ll give you half the dividends
Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
# ? Jun 14, 2018 20:47 |
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Hey guys I've got a new euro we should try, no not the one about Mediterranean trading, or about medieval farming, this one's set on Mars! |
# ? Jun 16, 2018 16:51 |
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"Why's your dad looking stern wearing a royal costume on? I thought this was supposed to be board game night." "Oh, he's found a new favorite game." Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
# ? Jun 16, 2018 17:05 |
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When this began - when did this begin? - it was a game. A game: one decision after another after another after another, until we'd made every possible choice and began to make impossible ones. Was it the boy (the brother), his name so long forgotten, that started it? He built the machine. Was it the girl, and it's possible she never had a name, that started it? She used the machine first. It was the mother, the father, as they merged into one in our minds, creator/destroyer, a single thing that began the game and ended it, but can we say they started this? They dismantled the machine, but by the time they did it was no longer bound by physical form. I think - "I," "I," "I," as though the self was anything but an abstraction, a convenience - that it was the infant, unformed potential, who started it. He/she/they revealed to us what lived in the hearts of stars. |
# ? Jun 16, 2018 19:50 |
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Some aliens abducted/adopted me and then we played some Farkle.
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# ? Jun 16, 2018 23:10 |
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Dick Bastardly posted:Some aliens abducted/adopted me and then we played some Farkle. I didn't enjoy being kidnapped, I enjoyed learning pinochle from the kidnappers. That's very different. |
# ? Jun 17, 2018 00:54 |
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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called LIFE *spins wheel*
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 01:40 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:When this began - when did this begin? - it was a game. A game: one decision after another after another after another, until we'd made every possible choice and began to make impossible ones. Was it the boy (the brother), his name so long forgotten, that started it? He built the machine. Was it the girl, and it's possible she never had a name, that started it? She used the machine first. It was the mother, the father, as they merged into one in our minds, creator/destroyer, a single thing that began the game and ended it, but can we say they started this? They dismantled the machine, but by the time they did it was no longer bound by physical form. |
# ? Jun 18, 2018 01:57 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:When this began - when did this begin? - it was a game. A game: one decision after another after another after another, until we'd made every possible choice and began to make impossible ones. Was it the boy (the brother), his name so long forgotten, that started it? He built the machine. Was it the girl, and it's possible she never had a name, that started it? She used the machine first. It was the mother, the father, as they merged into one in our minds, creator/destroyer, a single thing that began the game and ended it, but can we say they started this? They dismantled the machine, but by the time they did it was no longer bound by physical form. it took a little while, but I appreciate what I think this is |
# ? Jun 18, 2018 02:21 |
Sweat beaded on Aunt Gladys' furrowed brow. "Who suspends a bathtub on poles like that? Rube Goldberg was an idiot!" she thinks but dares not speak. She knows, the children rung around the yellowing kitchen table know, everyone knows that if this stupid trap doesn't work at least once, then the whole weekend was lame. Lame. Aunt Gladys would not have it. The greatest entertainer of Polkabarrel county steeled her grip of the colorful miniature plastic bowling ball for the eighth time and this time by God, it was going to work. | |
# ? Jun 18, 2018 03:42 |
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Manifisto posted:it took a little while, but I appreciate what I think this is |
# ? Jun 18, 2018 04:13 |
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Thing One is passed out in the bathtub, Thing Two is hiding in the laundry basket. Cat In The Hat: "We really need to be going, I've got work--" Dad: "Face me in Tecmo Bowl, you coward." Family: "Bowl, Bowl, Bowl." |
# ? Jun 18, 2018 12:35 |
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Manifisto posted:it took a little while, but I appreciate what I think this is Is it Mouse Trap? |
# ? Jun 18, 2018 12:40 |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Is it Mouse Trap? |
# ? Jun 18, 2018 22:51 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:It isn't anything lmao, I wrote it in two minutes. It's just an improvisational writing exercise. lol, I thought you were going for a pastiche of parker brothers games (hence the "brother"). like referencing the dispute over "who invented monopoly", the use of hearts and stars in careers, babies in the game of life, etc. never let authorial intention get in the way of a good theory, that's my motto |
# ? Jun 18, 2018 23:15 |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Is it Mouse Trap? I think we can all agree when I say what Facts is trying to say is that it was about being abducted/adopted by space aliens, and then taught the greatest game the universe has ever known to be in existence; American Space Football
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# ? Jun 18, 2018 23:16 |
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Dick Bastardly posted:I think we can all agree when I say what Facts is trying to say is that it was about being abducted/adopted by space aliens, and then taught the greatest game the universe has ever known to be in existence; American Space Football FInally someone is talking sense |
# ? Jun 18, 2018 23:18 |
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"You think this is a game?!" My wife bellowed. "Uno." Was all I could meekly reply. She looked down at my Draw Two card, pondered for a moment, and threw her hand on the table. "I want a divorce." She said. She always said that when she lost. This time she meant it. |
# ? Jun 18, 2018 23:27 |
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Manifisto posted:never let authorial intention get in the way of a good theory, that's my motto Death of the author *grins evilly @ FAU* |
# ? Jun 18, 2018 23:31 |
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ME: I win again, mom and dad! Man, you guys suck at Trivial Pursuit! DAD: NO YOU SUCK AT LIFE! ME: wait... DAD: YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS A TRIVIAL PURSUIT! AND YOU ARE BAD AT IT! ME:... MOM:... DAD:... MY SISTER: ok, back from the bathroom, what did... I... miss? Why is Frankie crying? Dad, did you modify the title of another board game to express your enmity? ---------------- |
# ? Jun 19, 2018 02:34 |
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twenty minutes later, "Your whole life is Sorry!" "Dad!" |
# ? Jun 19, 2018 02:54 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 03:18 |
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*pushes game box for Get An English Masters under couch with heel of foot*
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# ? Jun 19, 2018 13:55 |