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Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Australia already requires kids born by foreigners to stay until age 10 to get citizenship. Netherlands denied citizenship to my mom in 1945 because her dad was a Canadian soldier. Wouldn't be a big shock to see America go that route.

Hell if you did it earlier Ted Cruz wouldn't be American now.

It would be a big shock because the comparison here isn't "First World", it's Old World vs New World.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jus_soli#/media/File:Jus_soli_world.svg

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Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

BONE DOG posted:

Be prepared to lose billions of potential tourism dollars. Like i want to set foot in that shithole loving country

Unless you're going nature touring you wouldn't be touring chudland idiot.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/jacobsoboroff/status/1008481247344152577

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.





happy fathers day

have a great time

:sadwave:

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


This is one hell of a program they're advertising. "Are you a veteran with PTSD? Come be a hero and search for child porn all day!"

RoboBoogie
Sep 18, 2008

Inzombiac posted:

I'm, uh...
Seriously considering my options.

What country will take me on refugee status?

Honduras

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Grape posted:

It would be a big shock because the comparison here isn't "First World", it's Old World vs New World.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jus_soli#/media/File:Jus_soli_world.svg

Australia still beat America to the punch. Apparently so did NZ and Chile.

You guys have a xenophobic egomaniacal dictator worshipping retard in charge. The only thing that's still surprising is how much he is getting away with unchecked.

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
It'd certainly be another LOL if ICE tweeted a dude with an iron cross tattoo but people should make sure it's not a firefighter tat or some poo poo before screaming nazi nazi omg nazi because if they're wrong about that tat it's going to just feed the dickholes at fox news more ammo to go 'lmao leftists' :rolleyes:

But knowing how things go, that probably is a nazi tat.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


calling an ICE agent a Nazi is the safest bet ever

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

EvilJoven posted:

It'd certainly be another LOL if ICE tweeted a dude with an iron cross tattoo but people should make sure it's not a firefighter tat or some poo poo before screaming nazi nazi omg nazi because if they're wrong about that tat it's going to just feed the dickholes at fox news more ammo to go 'lmao leftists' :rolleyes:

But knowing how things go, that probably is a nazi tat.

lmao like they'd go "well sorry folks, no news about liberals tonight, they didn't do a single thing wrong"

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
So what is the frothing at the mouth anti-trump solution to illegal immigration then?

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

EvilJoven posted:

It'd certainly be another LOL if ICE tweeted a dude with an iron cross tattoo but people should make sure it's not a firefighter tat or some poo poo before screaming nazi nazi omg nazi because if they're wrong about that tat it's going to just feed the dickholes at fox news more ammo to go 'lmao leftists' :rolleyes:

But knowing how things go, that probably is a nazi tat.

I agree, and I tried wrapping my head around what it might be for a minute but I decided it looks nothing like the fireman cross. Plus this nice man with a classical statue icon linked to an article explaining the use of the iron cross with bikers, so I might take his word for it.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Memory_of_Duck/status/1008547777796870145

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
Both open borders and also stop the neo-liberal meddling in the affairs of other nations that serve to artificially suppress the standard of living in those nations while also stopping the exploitation of labour outside of said borders.

But that's never going to happen because the dems and repubs will both torpedo any candidate that would attempt to do so.

Bernie would have won.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Scary! posted:

I agree, and I tried wrapping my head around what it might be for a minute but I decided it looks nothing like the fireman cross. Plus this nice man with a classical statue icon linked to an article explaining the use of the iron cross with bikers, so I might take his word for it.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Memory_of_Duck/status/1008547777796870145

quote:

Without a doubt, Hitler’s biggest crime was the genocide, suffering and human indignity he carried out across Europe. However, it does not stop there and one must not forget that he also took noble and sacred symbols and soiled them with great irreverence.

quote:

That being said, many, if not most, motorcycle clubs are white only, or at least do not allow blacks. However, these same clubs do not allow women either. These white male only clubs are not Skinheads and do not take things near as far as some of these hate groups do.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

us average citizens just don't understand

CzarStark
Dec 23, 2007

by R. Guyovich
If these people are a cancer, when do we start the intensive radiation treatment?

:giantthinkyface:

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Bath Tubs posted:

"Enemy of the people fake news"

I wonder if that's the first time he literally spelled it out like that in a tweet, cause that is sinister as gently caress

The really worrying part to me is the example Trump is setting. He's made it absolutely clear that republican voters love them some fascism, so what happens when they get someone into power who knows that but isn't a massive own-foot-shooting retard?

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

quote:

These white male only clubs are not Skinheads and do not take things near as far as some of these hate groups do.

Thankfully, you don't need to take it any further to be Nazi trash.

drjuggalo
Jul 26, 2014
americans should be detained by other countries if they try fleeing to discourage the super american tradition of settling somewhere else and trying to gently caress up that place too

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

So what is the frothing at the mouth anti-trump solution to illegal immigration then?

You sucking my balls.

drjuggalo posted:

americans should be detained by other countries if they try fleeing to discourage the super american tradition of settling somewhere else and trying to gently caress up that place too

The people "fleeing" aren't the chuds, but go ahead anyway because the problem with too much of our left wing is them being terrified pessimistic chickenshits (see often unironic thread refrain: nothing matters). So shove em' back in the US and tell them to keep fighting, also call them pussies during this process.

Grape fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Jun 18, 2018

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

So what is the frothing at the mouth anti-trump solution to illegal immigration then?

This idea that one has to offer a solution to a problem in order to justify complaining about the problem is toxic. It's like a Nazi in 1941 asking what your solution is to the Jewish problem if you don't like death camps (Holocaust centers!) or genocide.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
I could be out of here tomorrow and be well on my way to an EU citizenship no problem irl, jobs lined up, support network, everything. I have a mega "in", but lol I'm not letting this poo poo go ahead to my home. Yeah ok just throw it away and let these bastards rape it to death. Cool dude.
Hell I'm a pussy and even I'm not that much of a pussy. Unless you're some really endangered minority gently caress off with that poo poo.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

So what is the frothing at the mouth anti-trump solution to illegal immigration then?


Well to start figuring things out just take a question to an absolute extreme and just build from there.

So one extreme would be no boarders at all. Going from any State, in the US, down to Mexico or up into Canada would be like driving from South Dakota to Montana and becoming a US citizen only takes 3 days. What complaints would you have.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

So what is the frothing at the mouth anti-trump solution to illegal immigration then?

How about not putting children in camps in the desert for the awful crime "fleeing bad place" you gigantic loving idiot?

I don't even get America's obsession with illegal immigration when it has gone on for literally hundreds of loving years. Pretty sure not every European immigrant got here on the up and up you god drat mouth breather

Frankly I'm amazed we have anybody that still wants to come here with this gigantic loving orange avatar of the retard chud class running things. We should be thankful for who still even wants to come here

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Grape posted:

I could be out of here tomorrow and be well on my way to an EU citizenship no problem irl, jobs lined up, support network, everything. I have a mega "in", but lol I'm not letting this poo poo go ahead to my home. Yeah ok just throw it away and let these bastards rape it to death. Cool dude.
Hell I'm a pussy and even I'm not that much of a pussy. Unless you're some really endangered minority gently caress off with that poo poo.

badass imo

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

drjuggalo posted:

americans should be detained by other countries if they try fleeing to discourage the super american tradition of settling somewhere else and trying to gently caress up that place too

True Chuds will never venture outside of the US, let alone travel at all. They are the ones who refuse to travel to Mexico or Europe because its "too dangerous".

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/1008332758773587969

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Grape posted:

Unless you're going nature touring you wouldn't be touring chudland idiot.

And why not? There are some great places in america. Always wanted to see new york

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

BONE DOG posted:

And why not? There are some great places in america. Always wanted to see new york

Me too, but I'm sure as hell not going right now.

gently caress Trump and the country he rode in on!

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

brylcreem posted:

Me too, but I'm sure as hell not going right now.

gently caress Trump and the country he rode in on!

I don't feel like getting told i need to be a citizen to ride a chartered bus line. I guess tourists are no longer welcomed in america. They can go gently caress themselves

cnut
May 3, 2016

https://twitter.com/christy_boyce/status/1008506870162583552

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

the idiots that believe drumpf are the kind of people that will vote democrat if they believed they started rounding up browns

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010

Egbert Souse posted:

Those wily homosexuals make you think they crave dick, but they really want to rape women. The perfect crime.

I'm sure William Wycherley wrote a play about this 300+ years ago.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Egbert Souse posted:

Those wily homosexuals make you think they crave dick, but they really want to rape women. The perfect crime.

We have to outbreed them somehow :freep:

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Just sitting here, working hard, when suddenly the thought enters my brain "Donald Trump is the president of the United States of America". I lol silently in my death cubicle.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Archer666 posted:

I lol silently

That’s not how lolling works!
:goonsay:

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
I guess it wont be long and we can open the "Adopt an American - no chuds allowed" thread. We have to find European homes for the poor refuges from Trumpland.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

Stoatbringer posted:

That’s not how lolling works!
:goonsay:

It does in Trumps America!

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Something that just came to my mind

GOP voters assume the worst in anyone who isn’t similar to them, expecting constant attacks (we need guns) or whatever, yet they strictly believe in literal trickle down economics, which assumes that the people at the top will always be kind and give their earnings to people at the bottom. Anyone who is different is a wild animal, anyone who is rich and white and male is generous and wants to help you. Like, it’s economics seen through a bigot’s point of view. Trump and co pushing these tax cuts for the rich is fueling that idea. Holy poo poo, I’m so big brained. :wow:

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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Teikanmi posted:

yet they strictly believe in literal trickle down economics

I don't think they do. This is just an argument from the law makers to not appear completely cynical when cutting corporate taxes.

What the GOP voter truly believe in is this:

-I don't want to pay taxes anymore
-I don't want other people receiving free money or any kind of help, especially if they are not the same color and religion as me
-The whole world may burn I won't care until it starts threatening my house

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