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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Synthbuttrange posted:



Thats right, do a little 'I hosed up my hand bad!' dance in panel 3.

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Jerusalem posted:

Spider-Man, you literally just punched the fist of a guy named Iron Fist.... :cripes:
You know he's forgotten the guy's name already. There'll be at least one more introduction strip.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Iron Fist is going to unmask out of pity at this stage so they can get off the damned roof.

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geg0-SBI7wY

How this fight is going to end, just replace "paralyzer" with "iron fist".

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

I love Newspaper Spider-Man so goddamn much.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
"Let's see why they call you Iron Lung!"

*Spidey crashes into a massive metal breathing spparatus, falls to the floor and stops moving*

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


"Cyclops huh? STARING CONTEST! LET'S GO!"

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

Meanwhile the Night Nurse is busy fighting the two assassins in a well drawn fight scene that never will be published.

ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013


The FBI guy is absolutely dead by now.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Hopefully Marvel Boy is busy saving him while this is all going on on the roof.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Its warning me that someone's trying to take my mask off!

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
I was going to say I don't think Spider-Sense works for other people but I guess anything goes in the NSMverse

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Good thing he was focused on jimmy woo, thus the spider-sense warned spidey about him.

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Samuringa posted:

I was going to say I don't think Spider-Sense works for other people but I guess anything goes in the NSMverse

As you've seen over time the Spider-Sense does sweet gently caress all to protect *him* in this comic. Every single time it goes off it is warning him that someone is about to hurt themselves punching his stupid granite head or something. The Spider-Sense doesn't care if he lives or dies.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Mulva posted:

As you've seen over time the Spider-Sense does sweet gently caress all to protect *him* in this comic. Every single time it goes off it is warning him that someone is about to hurt themselves punching his stupid granite head or something. The Spider-Sense doesn't care if he lives or dies.

E.g. punching the fist of one of the living weapons while it's charged up

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Spider-man is on his knees praying to his western gods of science to spare him from the beating he is about to receive.

e: o hello entire new page

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
nsm and his spider sense are teamed up, which means his spider sense is still beating the poo poo out of him for no particular reason

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Mulva posted:

As you've seen over time the Spider-Sense does sweet gently caress all to protect *him* in this comic. Every single time it goes off it is warning him that someone is about to hurt themselves punching his stupid granite head or something. The Spider-Sense doesn't care if he lives or dies.
Sometimes it alerts him to random bits of information. Like, I remember one time he was looking through a stack of papers and his spider sense told him which one he needed.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
NSM has been extremely consistent that spider-sense can detect anything that isn't blunt force trauma.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Synthbuttrange posted:



Its warning me that someone's trying to take my mask off!

What strange cadence on Spidey's first panel dialogue: "Gonna BE...a few minutes...before I can use this HAND again."

I'd do an edit to place that panel after the double fisting one from the previous arc, but I don't have the right tools at work.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
He is taking his time counting since he can't use his fingers anymore.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

evilmiera posted:

He is taking his time counting since he can't use his fingers anymore.

I think we solved the finger family mystery

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


Jimmy Woo is dead

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
im looking forward to finding out how jimmy woo saves these two absolute buffoons from themselves despite being unconscious and presumably in 3 or 4 strips finally poisoned as well

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"What's this Spider-Sense you keep talking about?"
"Well it doesn't always follow the rules of your "Eastern" philosophy...."
Meanwhile downstairs, the assassin pauses with the needle on the skin for several minutes to really enjoy the moment.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Where's that gorilla with the guns when you need him?

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Synthbuttrange posted:



Its warning me that someone's trying to take my mask off!

Woo looks like he has some impressive morning wood going in that last panel.

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!

Saoshyant posted:

Where's that gorilla with the guns when you need him?

Don't worry, Marvel Boy is just projecting an image of Jimmy to the assassins.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


Oh no, curses, if only I wasnt delaying every action so I could narrate what I was doing

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Synthbuttrange posted:


Oh no, curses, if only I wasnt delaying every action so I could narrate what I was doing

"We were warned to expect the one called Iron Fist! Have you seen him?"

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!
Danny who's going to pay for that wall? Too rich to use a door like us plebs?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
A syringe? That's for blood transfusions!

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

uPen posted:

Danny who's going to pay for that wall? Too rich to use a door like us plebs?

Rich people are all "slamm first pay later".

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
"Doors are for lesser men!" - Victor Von Doom

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Synthbuttrange posted:


Oh no, curses, if only I wasnt delaying every action so I could narrate what I was doing

Yelling through the wall before he SLAMMed it open? More like the Iron Lung!

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.
"Spider-Man? Who cares about that guy?"

And he just quietly swings home.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Synthbuttrange posted:


Oh no, curses, if only I wasnt delaying every action so I could narrate what I was doing
"Which one were you warned to expect? For I am called Iron Fist, and my hand is also called Iron Fist! This was covered briefly earlier!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

What is he standing on? Is he outside the building with his Iron Toes jammed into the wall to hold him into place? Or is Spidey squatting beneath him and he's holding him on his back?

Either way is good!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
His Kool-Aid Man powers don't need to obey the laws of Western gravity.

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The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

In the comics (originally) and in the TV show, the Iron Fist was a special move he could only do X number of times per day.

I like to think that's still the case and Danny used his last Iron Fist charge SLAMMING that wall.

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