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im 99% sure islamic asuka is a troll e: and if so i admire them
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 23:20 |
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I'm not going to read all those fuckin words, someone summarise it for me
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 23:50 |
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Crane Fist posted:I'm not going to read all those fuckin words, someone summarise it for me Go Islam, declare Sharia Law, get
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 23:59 |
given that islamist groups get a lot of recruits from what amount to muslim incels who then get pressured into being suicide bombers or cannon fodder im not sure theyve really thought this one through
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 02:30 |
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McGlockenshire posted:this is one of three different pro-islam threads created in the past six hours imagine thinking that muslims becoming a majority in western nations and imposing sharia law will solve your problems faster than working out, going to therapy, and having good hygiene
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 02:50 |
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Wheeee posted:given that islamist groups get a lot of recruits from what amount to muslim incels who then get pressured into being suicide bombers or cannon fodder im not sure theyve really thought this one through Your knowledge of suicide bombers is lacking
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 04:15 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:Go Islam, declare Sharia Law, get drat that sounds like a plan, where do I sign up
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 04:49 |
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Crane Fist posted:drat that sounds like a plan, where do I sign up Start with the Shahada and then be a complete rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 05:14 |
coathat posted:Your knowledge of suicide bombers is lacking yea it really is any good sources on the topic?
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 05:29 |
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Crane Fist posted:I'm not going to read all those fuckin words, someone summarise it for me summary: it is essential that women be deprived of all rights and freedoms, and because white nationalism was crushed in the past, Muslims are more likely to gain enough power to do that than the Nazis are
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 17:07 |
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[Henry V-ishly]: First, let's kill all the incels
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# ? Jun 18, 2018 03:38 |
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incels turning into jihadis would be a pretty fun twist
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# ? Jun 18, 2018 10:49 |
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2015 called they said we can keep their poo poo they don't want it
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# ? Jun 18, 2018 11:13 |
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Crane Fist posted:[Henry V-ishly]: First, let's kill all the incels That's Macbeth
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# ? Jun 18, 2018 11:57 |
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Wasn't there a statistic out there that most of the americans who left to fight in seria where white dudes who had recently converted to islam?
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# ? Jun 18, 2018 13:22 |
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So I think I just got Sandwichmogged at lunch today. I was at Erberts & Gerberts getting a sandwich. There was this Chad in front of me in line, and I was leaning in towards him, in a totally alpha way, trying to smell his hair and figure out what kind of conditioner he uses, when I noticed the cashier was a total Stacy HB8. Of loving course. Chad orders a Flash, which has fancy Italian meats and is totally a signal to Stacy that he has a massive hog, and to make matters worse he loads it up with hot peppers. I'm allergic as gently caress to peppers I think. They give me hives and make my acne way worse. I usually order the Narmer because most meat makes my IBS act up, but turkey usually sits okay. Turkey is obviously the most beta meat possible, so I can't follow up Chad now with that order. This poo poo is so loving infuriating. So I order a Flash too, with hot peppers, and I sub the mayo for hot mustard, which bothered Chad so much he pretended like he wasn't even paying attention to me ordering. Mustard actually makes my throat swell up, but I figured I'd just scrape it off when I got back to my cubicle. Obviously, even this one-upping if Chad wasn't good enough for Stacy. She just took my money and told me to wait for my sandwich. What a loving bitch. So, I get back to my cube and scrape the peppers and mustard into the trash, but my office recently made it policy that we have to take out our own garbage. Apparently, paying service desk techs to take out the trash is a better idea than having janitors do it. Probably just another Chad trying to impress some Stacy executive by showing how earth-friendly he is. The worst thing is it probably worked, and right now Stacy is dripping hot wax all over Chad's toned stomach, watching his abdominal wall contract so powerfully as the hot wax hits his skin. His muscle clearly visible, his fat-burning workouts are so tightly calibrated, and his six-pack is glistening from sweat and anticipation. Anyways, back to my lunch. I finished cramming my overflowing garbage bin down and started eating my sandwich. Scraping the peppers and mustard didn't totally work, or maybe I am just particularly sensitive to Capicola (the loving Chad of ham, by the way), but irregardless I am making GBS threads my brains out for 45 minutes now and my supervisor is going to staple my nuts to the wall for taking 15 minutes beyond my breaks today for this. To make things even worse, I have a throbbing boner that keeps bumping up against the bottom rim of the toilet seat. loving Chad!!!!
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# ? Jun 19, 2018 02:49 |
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Virgil Texas is still a good writer.
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# ? Jun 19, 2018 02:52 |
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ikanreed posted:That's Macbeth Wrong bitch it's Henry VI so we're both incorrect
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# ? Jun 19, 2018 02:53 |
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# ? Jun 19, 2018 17:14 |
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# ? Jun 19, 2018 17:29 |
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aint nobody reading all those gd words
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# ? Jun 19, 2018 17:32 |
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Best Giraffe posted:aint nobody reading all those gd words you're no better than the femoids that destroyed that poor boy's mylar-encased comics
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# ? Jun 19, 2018 17:34 |
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Them bitching about Peter Parker becoming black or someshit is hilarious because there's every possibility that they're going to bring in Miles Morales as the new Spiderman in the next Avengers movie. The salt will be amazing.
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# ? Jun 19, 2018 17:36 |
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I like the line "I don't know where I'm going with this but I'm goddamn pissed about it" cause wow that's a feel.
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# ? Jun 19, 2018 17:37 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:Them bitching about Peter Parker becoming black or someshit is hilarious because there's every possibility that they're going to bring in Miles Morales as the new Spiderman in the next Avengers movie. That’s gonna be so awesome in several years! Glorious!
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# ? Jun 19, 2018 18:45 |
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nopantsjack posted:im 99% sure islamic asuka is a troll I like that they're not going with the idea that Caliph Chad will give them a fulfilling life as his harem guard eunuch.
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# ? Jun 19, 2018 19:48 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:Them bitching about Peter Parker becoming black or someshit is hilarious because there's every possibility that they're going to bring in Miles Morales as the new Spiderman in the next Avengers movie. No way that happens. They surely put the kid they've got now on an 11 picture deal or something while he's still cheap.
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# ? Jun 19, 2018 20:32 |
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"niche hobbies like anime"
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# ? Jun 19, 2018 20:38 |
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I was watching cartoon network while dog sitting, and the We Bare Bears show was on. Folks, the panda bear has a dakimakura in a show for kids.
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 02:55 |
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oh now I understand why there's a recurring thread for that in /trash/ there are lots of incels and proto-incels there
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 03:28 |
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McGlockenshire posted:oh now I understand why there's a recurring thread for that in /trash/ I refuse to let We Bare Bears' innocence be tainted
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 03:43 |
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Jeb! Repetition posted:I refuse to let We Bare Bears' innocence be tainted too late
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 04:11 |
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Jeb! Repetition posted:I refuse to let We Bare Bears' innocence be tainted It's in the show my dude.
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 06:02 |
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:I was watching cartoon network while dog sitting, and the We Bare Bears show was on. Folks, the panda bear has a dakimakura in a show for kids. Hahaha owned
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 07:17 |
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McGlockenshire posted:this is one of three different pro-islam threads created in the past six hours Shut the gently caress up Shinji, this is your dad.
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 07:36 |
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I feel like I've had a stroke
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 08:29 |
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Someone having a pillow with a picture of an imaginary girlfriend is funny by itself, you don't actually need to think gross thoughts about whether they have sex with the pillow.
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 14:19 |
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the body pillow defender has logged on
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 14:36 |
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P-Mack posted:Someone having a pillow with a picture of an imaginary girlfriend is funny by itself, you don't actually need to think gross thoughts about whether they have sex with the pillow. What internet are you on where you aren't subjected to the answer to that question without asking all the time?
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 16:18 |
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:the body pillow defender has logged on I will defend her at any cost.
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 16:51 |