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Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

SKULL.GIF posted:

The Olive Garden and Longhorn Steakhouse on the right edge :discourse:

loving Darden.

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D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Spoeank posted:

look its about not disrespecting the troops ok



Wow that's hosed up

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Flikken posted:

loving Darden.

just the worst

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

A+ work by the sound guy with the Curb theme.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Spoeank posted:

look its about not disrespecting the troops ok


I wish the guy who took this pic didn't block out the license plate number

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
STAND!!! UP, FOR AMERICA

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

piss tape israel posted:

I wish the guy who took this pic didn't block out the license plate number

It is likely the local cops are just as racist.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Spoeank posted:

look its about not disrespecting the troops ok



I foresee a comp claim in this man's future.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Eifert Posting posted:

I foresee a comp claim in this man's future.

Final Destination is real!!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







PLEASE GOD

quote:

MMQB's Albert Breer writes Panthers first-round WR D.J. Moore "has looked the part" this offseason.

The first receiver off the board at No. 24 overall, Moore is a dynamic weapon who is dangerous after the catch, and he apparently showed off those traits during OTAs and minicamp. In addition to Breer's praise, Panthers.com's Max Henson wrote Moore is "more than ready to contribute." Even with Devin Funchess, Greg Olsen, and Christian McCaffrey all vying for targets, Moore has the talent to make a fantasy impact as a rookie.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

THAT STREAKER GOT JACKED UP

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
I feel like if the leagues sanctioned of treating streakers like players then you would see a huge dropoff in people running off the field.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

swickles posted:

I feel like if the leagues sanctioned of treating streakers like players then you would see a huge dropoff in people running off the field.

So they'd be able to bait a dead ball foul from the away team? Sweet.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

I wonder if DJ Moore is better in training camp and OTAs than Armanti Edwards.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Dammit don't give Cam an actual good WR.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Silly Burrito posted:

Dammit don't give Cam an actual good WR.

The time of dj Moore is upon us. It is known, khaleesi.

https://twitter.com/jourdanrodrigue/status/1008796239083827200?s=21

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
lol

https://twitter.com/MiamiDolphins/status/1008816774056435713

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

did they have to teach him to read and write first or something

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Huge if true

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Dolphins players sign contracts on teak benches topside of yacht club decks overlooking actual dolphins apparently.



edit:


https://twitter.com/YahooSports/status/1008827523256463360

kiimo fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Jun 18, 2018

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
lol Cam shook

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







gently caress em up, cam

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Eifert Posting posted:

So they'd be able to bait a dead ball foul from the away team? Sweet.

I got concussed and banned from the stadium forever, but that dead-ball foul incurred put the opposing team out of field-goal range so it was worth it!

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
I was just pondering a bit and I realized that over 1/3rd of all teams make the playoffs every year. So to make the playoffs, a team only has to be in the 63rd percentile or above. Surprisingly unimpressive if you think about it

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Play posted:

I was just pondering a bit and I realized that over 1/3rd of all teams make the playoffs every year. So to make the playoffs, a team only has to be in the 63rd percentile or above. Surprisingly unimpressive if you think about it

Don't do the math on NBA

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


Spoeank posted:

Don't do the math on NBA

Or the NHL.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Or the Lions

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Spoeank posted:

Don't do the math on NBA

NBA playoffs are an embarrassment

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

nerve posted:

NBA playoffs are an embarrassment

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Or just have Lebron

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




More than half the NHL's teams make the first round of their playoffs.


Now, if you're looking at which teams tend to get in more often than others, that's different.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Now, if you're looking at which teams tend to get in more often than others, that's different.

:canada:

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

Raku posted:

Or the Lions

:negative:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



Only two this year!

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!


:swoon:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Hello?

Yes, this is ball.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DabmENJkRJA

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Silly Burrito posted:

Hello?

Yes, this is ball.

:lol:

My 1 year old son, too, has this skill. Though not the sick laser background

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

More than half the NHL's teams make the first round of their playoffs.


Now, if you're looking at which teams tend to get in more often than others, that's different.

Yes that is true of the NBA as well. 16 of 30 teams get in

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