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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

That Works posted:

hahah

Edit: "How come these loving illegals are getting goddamned free daycare!?" :freep:

Ok stop before this is actually made into an argument.

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aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


BigDave posted:

Isn't this straight out of the Eastern Bloc dictator handbook? Blame food and fuel shortages on capitalist saboteurs?

It's just human nature probably. Can't be that I'm actually just not very good at (whatever), it has got to be the fault of SOME OTHER FUCKER

e: the ancient Israelites allegedly used a literal physical live goat as a scapegoat. He'd have the collective's sins transferred onto him by the priest and be driven away

aphid_licker fucked around with this message at 15:44 on Jun 19, 2018

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

holocaust bloopers posted:

Ok stop before this is actually made into an argument.

too late.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Something just flashed across my Roku about US leaving the UN Human Rights council. Anyone else see this?

E- https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/06/19/politics/us-human-rights-council/index.html

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


holocaust bloopers posted:

Ok stop before this is actually made into an argument.

Ok



:smith:

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

bulletsponge13 posted:

Something just flashed across my Roku about US leaving the UN Human Rights council. Anyone else see this?

E- https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/06/19/politics/us-human-rights-council/index.html

Its old, and its over Israel.

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1009068305053863938

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Jun 19, 2018

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

bulletsponge13 posted:

Something just flashed across my Roku about US leaving the UN Human Rights council. Anyone else see this?

E- https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/06/19/politics/us-human-rights-council/index.html

As posted a few days before, it's because of Israel. If you wanna see something depressing, go look at the US history of vetos on security council votes.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I teaching with stupid people on social media is part of PAO job. I had to explain to prissy high schoolers that I dont close the post. The Garrison commander does. So the gently caress what if it is snowing. Its Germany.

One got bad enough that I incidentally saw him doing a shoot for a teacher and ended up showing the teacher his stuff. Dude stopped after that. You know when someone keeps looking at you out of the side of their eye? Basically that.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Soulex posted:

I teaching with stupid people on social media is part of PAO job. I had to explain to prissy high schoolers that I dont close the post. The Garrison commander does. So the gently caress what if it is snowing. Its Germany.

One got bad enough that I incidentally saw him doing a shoot for a teacher and ended up showing the teacher his stuff. Dude stopped after that. You know when someone keeps looking at you out of the side of their eye? Basically that.

Dude what

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Soulex posted:

I teaching with stupid people on social media is part of PAO job. I had to explain to prissy high schoolers that I dont close the post. The Garrison commander does. So the gently caress what if it is snowing. Its Germany.

One got bad enough that I incidentally saw him doing a shoot for a teacher and ended up showing the teacher his stuff. Dude stopped after that. You know when someone keeps looking at you out of the side of their eye? Basically that.

:same:

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/Steverocks35/status/1008562861717663744

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

I think I got this. *checks notes* "I owned a teenager once."

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Fake news, that child is white

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I think I got this. *checks notes* "I owned a teenager once."

Yup. Because being petty is the only option you have in the military sometimes.

Imagine DR posting from a 16 year old.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

Soulex posted:

Yup. Because being petty is the only option you have in the military sometimes.

Imagine DR posting from a 16 year old.

yo dude, take a nap or something

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Guy who made Real Press Sec Bot on Twitter is now naming and shaming ICE employees:

https://twitter.com/iceHRgov/status/1009103899305730048

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

mods change my name posted:

yo dude, take a nap or something

I think it's coming off like I'm proud of it when it was actually one of those stupid bits of selfdisclosure that sound better in your head as a "look at this stupid situation!"

I'm not bragging or whatever. Text lacks tone.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Soulex posted:

I think it's coming off like I'm proud of it when it was actually one of those stupid bits of selfdisclosure that sound better in your head as a "look at this stupid situation!"

I'm not bragging or whatever. Text lacks tone.

It also was nearly incoherent and I still don't know what he did or you did

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Was gonna call my congressman and scream at him to act on this whole ICE thing but he already did.

https://twitter.com/RepScottPeters/status/1009041432139714560

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Was gonna call my congressman and scream at him to act on this whole ICE thing but he already did.

https://twitter.com/RepScottPeters/status/1009041432139714560

Yeah but he's a democrat so uh therefore everything he says or wants is automatically wrong

Solaris 2.0
May 14, 2008

Jesus Christ I don’t know why, but I finally forced myself to listen to the recordings of kids calling for their moms at the camps and I just broke down crying at my cube at work.

I try to emotionally distance myself from this administration but I just can’t, how loving shameful. I need to go out for a walk and maybe a stiff drink. :(

Everyone single person who continues to identify as a Republican should be forced to listen to that recording on a loop while a giant American flag is displayed before them. If that doesn’t change them, then their humanity is truly gone.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Solaris 2.0 posted:

Jesus Christ I don’t know why, but I finally forced myself to listen to the recordings of kids calling for their moms at the camps and I just broke down crying at my cube at work.

I try to emotionally distance myself from this administration but I just can’t, how loving shameful. I need to go out for a walk and maybe a stiff drink. :(

Everyone single person who continues to identify as a Republican should be forced to listen to that recording on a loop while a giant American flag is displayed before them. If that doesn’t change them, then their humanity is truly gone.

"Their parents shouldn't have broken the law."

"Children of ARE TROOPS are separated from their parents all the time."

"If they want to come here they can come legally."

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Trump says Canadians are crossing the border, buying shoes and scuffing them up to smuggle back into Canada.

Its not the mental illness that makes me laugh, but the bizarre roads it takes him down

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Americans going to Canada to buy medicine: Meh.

Canadians buying shoes in the US: This is a big deal and requires presidential attention.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Those shoes represent a clear and present danger to the United States.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Those shoes represent a clear and present danger to the United States.

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1009121639102140416

Who among us in the North hasn't dealt with the scourge of Canadians and Canadiens

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Trump says Canadians are crossing the border, buying shoes and scuffing them up to smuggle back into Canada.

Its not the mental illness that makes me laugh, but the bizarre roads it takes him down

What

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Those shoes represent a clear and present danger to the United States.

How dare you come into this office and bark at me like some little junkyard dog? I am the President of the United States!

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1009121639102140416

Who among us in the North hasn't dealt with the scourge of Canadians and Canadiens

They can't drive for poo poo on I5

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1009121639102140416

Who among us in the North hasn't dealt with the scourge of Canadians and Canadiens

Why do you think we always ask people to take their shoes off when they come into our house? :smug: :canada:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

https://i.imgur.com/jXMhXaM.mp4


MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Like I'm gonna scuff up my fresh American kicks I don't fuckin' think so.

No officer I didn't just buy these I just keep my poo poo *~fresh as gently caress~*

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008



He's gonna gently caress that flag, which I think is against the Flag Code

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Trump is a bullshitter constantly pushing the boundaries of the bullshit he can get away with.

Nobody important has ever given him any consequences for making up bullshit like that, so he just makes poo poo up.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

facialimpediment posted:

Trump is a bullshitter constantly pushing the boundaries of the bullshit he can get away with.

Nobody important has ever given him any consequences for making up bullshit like that, so he just makes poo poo up.

Look you just don't get how important the Canadian shoegoblin epidemic is in the national security context okay

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Nick Soapdish posted:

He's gonna gently caress that flag, which I think is against the Flag Code

Buddy, they won't even let me gently caress it.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

It also was nearly incoherent and I still don't know what he did or you did

That's probably the lack of sleep.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

It's a HuffPost article, but still good for a laugh at Jeff. The Methodist Church is formally charging Sessions with being a turd, which could ultimately lead to his expulsion.

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5b28fc2ee4b0a4dc9920b9dd

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Canadians do come down, buy our cheap stuff, and toss their old clothes so they don't have to pay as much duty. Thing is it's not that much, and how would you even enforce that?

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psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Casimir Radon posted:

Canadians do come down, buy our cheap stuff, and toss their old clothes so they don't have to pay as much duty. Thing is it's not that much, and how would you even enforce that?

CBP doesn't even enforce most customs duties at the airport. Strictly speaking, you aren't allowed to carry more than one liter of booze into the US duty free, and yet people roll through all the time with a ton of it.

e: Want to take a break from raging against the Trump administration for a second to be reminded of how lovely normal libertarians and conservatives are? Have a read about how the Koch Brothers are working overtime to stop mass transit projects in your own city!

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/06/19/climate/koch-brothers-public-transit.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage

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