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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

If you don't read this in Trailer Guy's voice, I just don't know what the gently caress

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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

I played a lot of Company of Heroes and think I know what Im talking about and get this: Hitler did nothing wrong

Theswarms
Dec 20, 2005
Ah, you must mean you played a lot of company of heroes 2.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
https://twitter.com/spiderfingersar/status/1009087421848457217?s=19

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




chitoryu12 posted:

The Panther and Tiger by themselves never made an appreciable difference in Allied development.

Ah Allied weapon development, my specialist subject. But I will skip the thousands of words and shut the gently caress up about tanks now. Apologies thread for the derail.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
people like to focus on the technical specifications of weapons because that's easier to analyze in a vacuum without looking at the larger picture of how those weapons were used in reality

iirc there weren't that many king tiger tanks manufactured but tons of them still exist because many were captured intact. why? by the end of the war soldiers would often come across a king tiger sitting abandoned somewhere after it had run out of fuel and the crew bailed out - this happened frequently during the battle of the bulge, notable for being basically a giant traffic jam for german armor as the nazis decided to repeat their sneak attack through the ardennes forest but in a blizzard this time

it doesn't matter how thick your front armor is or how big your gun is if you dont have any fuel!

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

boner confessor posted:

it doesn't matter how thick your front armor is or how big your gun is if you dont have any fuel!


Yes, I believe that was the moral of Mad Max

Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.
Haha what a great picture. Those women on the left are just like party at the tank, we'll bring a casserole!

terrenblade
Oct 29, 2012

Did Guy Goodbody get a name change?

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




That's because he never insulated his attic well. Of course making a guess of the era that picture was taken, he probably just threw wadded newspaper up there and called it good enough.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Has Cosplay gone too far?
the answer might surprise you

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

terrenblade posted:

Did Guy Goodbody get a name change?

Ok sorry, I get it, y'all dont care about the world cup

funny cat

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Elias_Maluco posted:

Ok sorry, I get it, y'all dont care about the world cup

funny cat


Having seen this picture, now can I truly understand the Warsaw Uprising.

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Having seen this picture, now can I truly understand the Warsaw Uprising.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

:drat:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Ahhh, that's the quote that I was trying to remember and couldn't find on a moment's notice!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Chad nailed it. Incel, not so much.

quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


Picnic Princess posted:

Chad nailed it. Incel, not so much.

Well obviously

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
this chad fellow seems cool af

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012



When all you have is thousands of personnel, every solution starts to look like assigning a guy to be a telegraph pole.

Jaguars! has a new favorite as of 21:52 on Jun 19, 2018

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"






Brewmaster posted:

Haha what a great picture. Those women on the left are just like party at the tank, we'll bring a casserole! "look at those incels with no tank fuel, lets go find a chad and give him our "casserole"."

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

I Love Loosies posted:

Look at this page. This is your fault. Are you proud?

I honestly thought it would be like 2 posts and then I'd be all like "Haha trap sprung"

:negative: I'M SO SORRY.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
Straight from my phone so I'm not sure if it's rotated properly or super big, but whatever, I walked past this mulch spill and giggled.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


The original from Kawaii Bro Cosplay:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Lol look at this person's timeline

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

The third Reich tends to get this reputation as being ultra efficient and structured bit the reality is that their entire system was purposely built on division and infighting since one of the core beliefs of fascism is that struggle leads to strength so the NSDAP built a system in which every branch of the government is actively encouraged to gently caress over the others to achieve their own goals and in some cases there were even several factions that were all given either the same or conflicting orders but were nominally working towards the same general goal.

It's a miracle the Nazis got anything done at all.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

You should really spoiler Violet's new powers

MagicAlex
Jan 6, 2007

FreudianSlippers posted:

It's a miracle the Nazis got anything done at all.

No it isn't.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014



It's such a dumb joke, but I can't get over his face in the last panel.

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

MagicAlex posted:

No it isn't.

Not when you’ve got the power of ibm

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Caganer posted:

Not when you’ve got the power of ibm

Is that why the Germans always sound so angry?

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

PaulBearer posted:

Pretty big.



Now I want a pre-Metal Gear Metal Gear game where Zero and whatever those other old dudes from Metal Gear Solid 3 were called try to destroy this thing. Metal Gear Zero would be a rather obvious title for it.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Metal Gear Solid: COBRA would be loving rad.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Is that why the Germans always sound so angry?

Germans are always angry because their pillows are loving stupid. They're designed to come past your shoulder, making your neck bend at an angle because the pillow isn't up against your collar bone.



They're also angry because their toilets are backwards.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Ak Gara posted:

Germans are always angry because their pillows are loving stupid. They're designed to come past your shoulder, making your neck bend at an angle because the pillow isn't up against your collar bone.



They're also angry because their toilets are backwards.

Also they don't have flat sheets. It's just a thick af duvet with a slipcover over it and GOD drat YOU IT'S loving SUMMER.

My new flat's toilet actually does have a poop shelf and they're goddamn gross.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Trig Discipline posted:

Also they don't have flat sheets. It's just a thick af duvet with a slipcover over it and GOD drat YOU IT'S loving SUMMER.

My new flat's toilet actually does have a poop shelf and they're goddamn gross.

LEBENSHACK: You take the duvet out of the duvet case for Summer and just use the case.

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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Jerry Cotton posted:

LEBENSHACK: You take the duvet out of the duvet case for Summer and just use the case.

Yeah I've done that before. Eventually I just ordered some baller af million thread count sheets from the USA though because I take my sleep time seriously.

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