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Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
don't know how you secure a tent against sabotage but i'm not the muskman

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2018/06/elon-musk-lauds-new-temporary-assembly-tent-as-factory-2-0-awaits/

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

you mean patented membrane structures that can only be up for 6 months

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.
Step right up, step right up, be the first to see, Eeeelon Musk's Sabotage-Proof, Patented Membrane Structure, Six-Months-Only Last Ditch Manufacturaganza!

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011


ol musky gonna mortgage the real building and move everything into tents to keep the company afloat any day now

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

looks like musk is taking the wrong lessons away from fyre festival

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...
put the pigs to work?

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Baxate posted:

ol musky gonna mortgage the real building and move everything into tents

can a car company live out of itself???

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Agile Vector posted:

can a car company live out of itself???

delorean

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
musky really made the tesla truck company so he can put all the manufacturing equipment in the back of trucks and just park them in various bay area box store parking lots until they get chased off by the local pd

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
sign up on our app to host a tesla manufacturing line in your living room. it can stay as long as the workers give you 5 star reviews

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/ginadivittorio/status/1008519430631034881

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




holy moly!

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



tbh i made a bad pun at him and im waiting until the inevitable block or the oblivious thanks

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

old tweet but just saw it today lol
https://twitter.com/mzbat/status/873168758122172416

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

qirex posted:

rich people can't completely lose it anymore, there's too many layers of wealth management in place to make sure they can keep milking the ultrawealthy for sweet, sweet fees

a real bummer

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

qirex posted:

rich people can't completely lose it anymore, there's too many layers of wealth management in place to make sure they can keep milking the ultrawealthy for sweet, sweet fees

*ahem*

:thermidor:

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
why do they never name & shame
https://mobile.twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1006210287366635520/photo/1

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


please tell me this was generated by a bot

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

lancemantis posted:

musky really made the tesla truck company so he can put all the manufacturing equipment in the back of trucks and just park them in various bay area box store parking lots until they get chased off by the local pd

pretty cyberpunk tbh

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011


lmao

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
James Foxconn

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



pokemon go gently caress yourself

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


I'm Jamie Foxx, one of the co-founders of iLush

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.




oh I think I heard about this this morning. it rewards you with an adorable little critter if you leave your phone alone for the duration of a timer and it's targeted at kids

muckswirler
Oct 22, 2008

qirex posted:

I'd guess he ordered it himself to cover up that they're going to miss production tarkets

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Endless Mike posted:

pokemon go gently caress yourself

pokemon go to the polls (and gently caress yourself)

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

my name is elon musk, and i've come to fusk

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



ate all the Oreos posted:

pokemon go to the polls (and gently caress yourself)

i voted early

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Munkeymon posted:

oh I think I heard about this this morning. it rewards you with an adorable little critter if you leave your phone alone for the duration of a timer and it's targeted at kids

i mean okay, not terrible, but what is the monetary angle? do you have to pay to not see the phone? is this some new weird form of self-denial as a service?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Agile Vector posted:

i mean okay, not terrible, but what is the monetary angle? do you have to pay to not see the phone? is this some new weird form of self-denial as a service?

you can either not touch your phone for three days to earn one sad-looking mangey dog or you can buy our super special animal friends who love you pack and get 3 level 100 sparkling unicorn dogs right now!

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I play the idle game where you farm eggs, it’s a chill way to spend a couple minutes every day

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I play an idle game on my phone where I read terrible posts and try not to get mad it’s a fun way to wait for global collapse

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i don't play games on my phone, because you can't play games on a smartphone by definition

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Stymie posted:

i don't play games on my phone, because you can't play games on a smartphone by definition

my favorite game is don't quote stymie


wait poo poo

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I play sudoku on my phone irl

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

i'm level 22 in progress quest

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)


wii p

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1008859105883066368

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




the wiimu

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