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LingcodKilla posted:Got a bad case of the Mondays. You and us both, bruh. At least my extra duty ends on Thursday! 
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I just flew in from the east coast and boy are my arms tired
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Jun 18, 2018 23:34
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:You and us both, bruh. At least my extra duty ends on Thursday! I’m 100% positive some junior sailor stuck his dick in that.
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Jun 18, 2018 23:40
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LingcodKilla posted:I’m 100% positive some junior sailor stuck his dick in that. Actually I'm an E-6
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Jun 18, 2018 23:41
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please do not stick your dick in the training equipment
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Jun 18, 2018 23:43
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I was an e4, can confirm I stuck my dick in everything. You need like at least one more chevron before you can stow your meat for sea
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Jun 18, 2018 23:58
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It was his turn in the barrel
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Jun 19, 2018 00:15
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I did a thing this weekend! My first roller derby bout, got some pics of me being all active and junk.
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Jun 19, 2018 00:35
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picture does not appear to contain visible junk
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Jun 19, 2018 03:14
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r00tn00b posted:I did a thing this weekend! My first roller derby bout, got some pics of me being all active and junk. Congrats! That's a pretty cool pic btw.
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Jun 19, 2018 05:35
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LingcodKilla posted:My grandma use to call call me stubborn rear end and to shut your mouth stupid but said it in spanish so it was adorable. Mine used to threaten to wash my mouth out with soap if I used rude words. Can't remember the details why whether it was a mistake on my behalf or I did it deliberately but I was like 8 and she sat me down and rubbed a bar of soap over my teeth. I loved my nan but that was cruel and disgusting.
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Jun 19, 2018 11:04
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Kitchner posted:Mine used to threaten to wash my mouth out with soap if I used rude words. Can't remember the details why whether it was a mistake on my behalf or I did it deliberately but I was like 8 and she sat me down and rubbed a bar of soap over my teeth. Mine used to say something along the lines of "do good in school, or you'll become a ditch digger". I was always kind of a slacker in school, now I'm a driller, which is kinda like, almost the same thing. poo poo grandma, you were right. Old people be wise as gently caress.
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Jun 19, 2018 12:36
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Kitchner posted:Mine used to threaten to wash my mouth out with soap if I used rude words. Can't remember the details why whether it was a mistake on my behalf or I did it deliberately but I was like 8 and she sat me down and rubbed a bar of soap over my teeth. Did you use rude words where she could hear it again?
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Jun 19, 2018 13:18
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Carth Dookie posted:Did you use rude words where she could hear it again? Yes, can't remember why though. It was still a cruel punishment.
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Jun 19, 2018 16:46
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I heard always heard of soap in the mouth as a punishment but never had it, so when i was a wee little Three-of-Hearts i tasted a bar of irish spring and jesus christ wtf is wrong with people who do that to kids.
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Jun 19, 2018 18:18
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It can get less or more foul than that, depending on the brand of soap your parents buy
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Jun 19, 2018 18:44
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Jun 19, 2018 18:55
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:I heard always heard of soap in the mouth as a punishment but never had it, so when i was a wee little Three-of-Hearts i tasted a bar of irish spring and jesus christ wtf is wrong with people who do that to kids. My parents used liquid dish soap, it just coats your mouth and if you try to wash it out it just bubbles up. Not to mention if you swallow it, you get the shits 
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Jun 19, 2018 19:04
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Soap to the mouth has to skip a generation like alcoholism or something If you've suffered through it you can't inflict it on your own kids, or there's something really wrong with you
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Jun 19, 2018 19:12
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  That day was too hot for the flannel shirt 
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Jun 19, 2018 19:25
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WTF happened? Didn't you just get those teeth? (wow, that would be a weird question out of context) (here's a weirder one) Is there some kind of warranty or something?
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Jun 19, 2018 20:09
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I moved to North Carolina and I’m back to Lyft driving while I interview for jobs. What’s up you beautiful people you?
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Jun 19, 2018 20:23
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Dudeabides posted:I moved to North Carolina and I’m back to Lyft driving while I interview for jobs. What’s up you beautiful people you? Where in NC?
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Jun 19, 2018 20:24
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COOL CORN posted:Where in NC? Raleigh. It’s a pretty neat place and abundant with decadent chicken and bbq joints. As a northerner I still feel at home!
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Jun 19, 2018 20:29
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Proteus Jones posted:WTF happened? Didn't you just get those teeth? It's a denture, best of both worlds!
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Jun 19, 2018 20:43
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Man, imagine knowing if you take a photo of either side of your face it's definitely captured your "good side".
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Jun 19, 2018 21:22
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Sweet As Sin posted:
This is the eyeliner look i always
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Jun 19, 2018 21:24
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Earlier today while I was at work, my wife sent me a selfie of her doing a silly face (where you make your neck look all fat by pushing your head down) and said "Happy Birthday, ya ol nutsack!". I took a quick look at the filters available to me, saw this one, did a similar face, and made probably the best possible reference to sex I'll ever come up with. It was a good birthday. Here you go: 
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Jun 19, 2018 23:10
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Dudeabides posted:Raleigh. It’s a pretty neat place and abundant with decadent chicken and bbq joints. As a northerner I still feel at home! Raleigh rules, I just moved out of Greensboro!
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Jun 19, 2018 23:10
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Earlier today while I was at work, my wife sent me a selfie of her doing a silly face (where you make your neck look all fat by pushing your head down) and said "Happy Birthday, ya ol nutsack!". You married your bong?
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Jun 19, 2018 23:15
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Jun 19, 2018 23:18
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JEEVES420 posted:You married your bong? My name in messenger is Chanandler.
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Jun 20, 2018 00:13
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Dudeabides posted:Raleigh. It’s a pretty neat place and abundant with decadent chicken and bbq joints. As a northerner I still feel at home! Beasely's chicken and waffles right near the Natural History Museumn is amazingly good.
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Jun 20, 2018 02:07
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Dudeabides posted:Raleigh. It’s a pretty neat place and abundant with decadent chicken and bbq joints. As a northerner I still feel at home! Last time I was in Durham, Bullocks had very good BBQ, especially the brisket.
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Jun 20, 2018 02:11
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Yard work day!  Yes that is a trampoline. I know it's messed up, it's for Beelzebub and his flock.
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Jun 20, 2018 02:14
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Scathach posted:Yard work day! The depth of this pic is amazing. You. You being judged by a dog. Dude gardening. Digging dog helping dude gardening. 
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Jun 20, 2018 05:26
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Jun 20, 2018 06:29
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Scathach posted:Yard work day! That's a cool tiny dog you've got on your shoulder.
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Jun 20, 2018 08:54
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COOL CORN posted:Raleigh rules, I just moved out of Greensboro! Did you move out of state? Rythe posted:Beasely's chicken and waffles right near the Natural History Museumn is amazingly good. I’m going to weigh about 50 more pounds if I don’t control myself. There’s a lot of great beer here too. Thankfully they play ice hockey around here so I’ll have pickup games I can join until fall league starts.
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 Good morning, goons! I am off to the hospital to argue about appointment dates. Hopefully not too much arguing, just gentle persuasion. You are all excellent.
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