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Ak Gara posted:They're also angry because their toilets are backwards. Ah yes, the shitshelf. I found that if you sit on it facing the wall, it's a pretty good design. And if you find an older hotel where the toilets still have a tank, sitting on it backwards, and utilizing the tank top as a workspace is pretty tits, really. 
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I may have to try that at home because it's pretty gross. Not only do you have to stare your turd directly in the eye, the extent to which it increases the smell during the act cannot be overstated. Add to that the fear that I'm going to really get going some day and pile one up until it drags across my balls, and it's basically just the worst of all possible worlds. Compounding that is the fact that I moved here from Japan where my toilet had a built in heated bidet, charcoal odor filter, and would probably do my taxes for me if I found the right button.
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The whole point of shitshelves is that you spend a minute or so studying the state of your fecal matter and how it relates to previous dumps. If you are not doing that, you are doing it wrong!
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Mierenneuker posted:The whole point of shitshelves is that you spend a minute or so studying the state of your fecal matter and how it relates to previous dumps. If you are not doing that, you are doing it wrong! Yeah, I think I'll do it "wrong," thanks
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I seriously don't get this phenomenon. I get not wanting to talk about that kinda stuff where the family of the deceased could run across it, but not talking about when they die seems kinda off- since that's big enough news that people would notice and actually have something to say since they're relevant to people who may not be following them regularly or what have you.-
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Ah yes, the shitshelf. I found that if you sit on it facing the wall, it's a pretty good design. And if you find an older hotel where the toilets still have a tank, sitting on it backwards, and utilizing the tank top as a workspace is pretty tits, really. There's an interesting study in culture in toilets. German toilets are no-nonsense and rational, allowing you to inspect your poo poo on the little shelf for health reasons. French toilets have a deep and narrow well so the poo poo disappears straight away, giving the illusion that nothing undesirable has happened at all. English (and U.S.) toilets are purely utilitarian without the benefits of either. E: I guess throw in Japanese toilets which are basically high-tech robots that you poo poo into voiceless anal fricative has a new favorite as of 13:32 on Jun 20, 2018 |
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RareAcumen posted:I seriously don't get this phenomenon. I get not wanting to talk about that kinda stuff where the family of the deceased could run across it, but not talking about when they die seems kinda off- since that's big enough news that people would notice and actually have something to say since they're relevant to people who may not be following them regularly or what have you.- XXXtentacion was a complete psychopath who nearly beat his pregnant girlfriend to death for humming another rapper's track, then beat up a gay man in prison for looking at him and gleefully described the feeling of blood under his fingernails. He beat his girlfriend every few days with whatever instrument he could, threatened her with knives, and once tried to drown her. I think his victims deserve more respect than the dead. Jerry Cotton posted:Now I want a pre-Metal Gear Metal Gear game where Zero and whatever those other old dudes from Metal Gear Solid 3 were called try to destroy this thing. Metal Gear Zero would be a rather obvious title for it. I read in another thread that the Battlefield 5 trailer is probably what World War II looked like in the MGS world.
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Jun 20, 2018 13:30
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Last Chance posted:Yeah, I think I'll do it "wrong," thanks Yeah same.
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Ak Gara posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36xSrKhCojw
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Last Chance posted:Yeah, I think I'll do it "wrong," thanks Trig Discipline posted:Yeah same.  
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bike tory posted:There's an interesting study in culture in toilets. German toilets are no-nonsense and rational, allowing you to inspect your poo poo on the little shelf for health reasons. French toilets have a deep and narrow well so the poo poo disappears straight away, giving the illusion that nothing undesirable has happened at all. English (and U.S.) toilets are purely utilitarian without the benefits of either. My experience with american toilets is that the rings are super wide and for some reason the water level is high enough that your dong is an inch from dipping into it and splashback is almost guaranteed.
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Foxhound posted:My experience with american toilets is that the rings are super wide and for some reason the water level is high enough that your dong is an inch from dipping into it and splashback is almost guaranteed. If you had a big American dong it would dip in every time
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Jun 20, 2018 14:19
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nothing wrong with a little splashback
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:You guys should get a gang tag Glad to see the swap.avi stars are still close with each other 
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Jun 20, 2018 14:23
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:You guys should get a gang tag Actually Air Force Bake Sale and I should have these shirts because it seems like any time we chat via any medium one of us is taking a poo poo.
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Jun 20, 2018 14:35
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Jun 20, 2018 14:45
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Trig Discipline posted:Actually Air Force Bake Sale and I should have these shirts because it seems like any time we chat via any medium one of us is taking a poo poo. Yeah, I'm in purely read-only mode whilst making GBS threads so I don't know if it'd work out between us
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Jerry Cotton posted:Now I want a pre-Metal Gear Metal Gear game where Zero and whatever those other old dudes from Metal Gear Solid 3 were called try to destroy this thing. Metal Gear Zero would be a rather obvious title for it. Same, but Metal Slug.
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Is football where you go when you can't make it in wrestling?
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Das Boo posted:Is football where you go when you can't make it in wrestling? Vince would poo poo himself at some of that bad selling.
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Randaconda posted:https://i.imgur.com/mDZGkJ9.mp4 Remember this post when you're about to post something creepy and weird, because this is pure and beautiful and made my day better
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DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:Remember this post when you're about to post something creepy and weird, because this is pure and beautiful and made my day better 
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Jun 20, 2018 15:16
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DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:Remember this post when you're about to post something creepy and weird, because this is pure and beautiful and made my day better If you can remember, link that post back to him if he ever has a whole post of nothing but women in bikinis falling over. That's usually the sign of regression.
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Jun 20, 2018 15:21
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SpacePig posted:If you can remember, link that post back to him if he ever has a whole post of nothing but women in bikinis falling over. That's usually the sign of regression. I only did that once, and it's what the dump on Imgur was. 
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Aston posted:whatever floats your goat Two pool noodles is all it takes it seems.
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Strictly speaking, this is a soup.
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My favorite flop video is the guy rolling around yelling that his leg's broken and the guy on the other team just lifts him by the armpits and puts him down on both legs.
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Jun 20, 2018 16:24
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I've got too much free time at work:
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Jun 20, 2018 16:27
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I like the stealthy googly eyes on the picture in the background.
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Imagine blazing up with a 420 zebra
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I am conflicted. I like this googly eyed derpy little dude, but on the other hand it is a printer, my sworn enemy.
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OSU_Matthew posted:I've got too much free time at work: I laughed way too hard at this.
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Jun 20, 2018 16:35
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Aston posted:whatever floats your goat  I am so annoyed at myself for not immediately thinking this.
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I never thought I'd be jealous of a goat, but after 10 straight days of work averaging 12 hours a day with no end in sight (including working til after 9 last night and getting up at 4 so I could be back in the office at 5:30 this morning), welp, here we are.
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Still ultra alpha macho compared to people who can't even look at their own poop. 
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Jerry Cotton posted:LEBENSHACK Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeechdach, verrostet
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