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Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Zeroisanumber posted:

Jesus that's dark.

post escalator onion is less about twisting news syntax into absurd premises, and more "here's a thing that happened, but we say it without euphemism. TA-DAAAAA!"

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Willie Tomg posted:

post escalator onion is less about twisting news syntax into absurd premises, and more "here's a thing that happened, but we say it without euphemism. TA-DAAAAA!"

speaking of, did you see the article on the homeless they did

https://www.theonion.com/myth-vs-fact-homelessness-1826764655

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
https://twitter.com/shanedkavanaugh/status/1009511139208654848?s=19


protest continues tho because gently caress ice

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Raskolnikov38 posted:

speaking of, did you see the article on the homeless they did

https://www.theonion.com/myth-vs-fact-homelessness-1826764655

goddrat

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010

BraveUlysses posted:

first time caught attempting to enter into the country is a federal misdemeanor, felony for 2nd or more

however they are also arresting people who are attempting to ask for legal asylum at a border crossing which is what you are supposed to do if you apply for asylum

This wouldn't be ok even if they were violent criminal children, friends

Family Photo
Dec 26, 2005
*cheese*


fuuuuuuck ice

where can i send :20bux: to help fix this garbage country? is there a cspam-approved list of worthy orgs? i can’t find a “donations” thread anywhere in d&d :(

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Family Photo posted:

fuuuuuuck ice

where can i send :20bux: to help fix this garbage country? is there a cspam-approved list of worthy orgs? i can’t find a “donations” thread anywhere in d&d :(

you have less money than the people loving this garbage country up. if it comes down to money you will lose bigly.

you need to get involved with immigrants and the working poor communities they live in.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Zeroisanumber posted:

Jesus that's dark.

Laura Ingraham said it was a summer camp so gently caress her, thats what its making fun of

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Family Photo posted:

fuuuuuuck ice

where can i send :20bux: to help fix this garbage country? is there a cspam-approved list of worthy orgs? i can’t find a “donations” thread anywhere in d&d :(

join a local organisation like the dsa

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Willie Tomg posted:

post escalator onion is less about twisting news syntax into absurd premises, and more "here's a thing that happened, but we say it without euphemism. TA-DAAAAA!"

i think its also to do with the onion staff unionising

Family Photo
Dec 26, 2005
*cheese*


Willie Tomg posted:

you have less money than the people loving this garbage country up. if it comes down to money you will lose bigly.

you need to get involved with immigrants and the working poor communities they live in.

bump_fn posted:

join a local organisation like the dsa

fair, thank you

will spend the :20bux: on dsa membership dues

gently caress ice

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Family Photo posted:

fair, thank you

will spend the :20bux: on dsa membership dues

gently caress ice

dues are good but going to meetings and joining a working group is better

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

hell yeah

Family Photo
Dec 26, 2005
*cheese*


bump_fn posted:

dues are good but going to meetings and joining a working group is better

that’s the plan :cheers:

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Willie Tomg posted:

post escalator onion is less about twisting news syntax into absurd premises, and more "here's a thing that happened, but we say it without euphemism. TA-DAAAAA!"

The Onion has always been like that

https://www.theonion.com/middle-east-conflict-intensifies-as-blah-blah-blah-etc-1819569079
https://politics.theonion.com/nations-poor-win-election-for-nations-rich-1819567598
https://www.theonion.com/americans-take-brief-break-from-waiting-on-hold-with-in-1819577953

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Willie Tomg posted:

you have less money than the people loving this garbage country up. if it comes down to money you will lose bigly.

you need to get involved with immigrants and the working poor communities they live in.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Family Photo posted:

fuuuuuuck ice

where can i send :20bux: to help fix this garbage country? is there a cspam-approved list of worthy orgs? i can’t find a “donations” thread anywhere in d&d :(

this seems to be a popular one: https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/bondfund

so popular their website is down lol

quote:

This fundraiser is for The Refugee and Immigrant Center for Education and Legal Services (RAICES). RAICES is the largest immigration legal services non-profit in TX, focusing on under-served immigrant children, families and refugees. From their Facebook page: “RAICES is an organization that serves immigrants and refugees in our community by providing immigration-related legal services, advocacy and opportunities for educational and social support. We believe that by actively promoting the well-being and informed participation of immigrants and refugees in the community, everyone benefits.” Their Facebook page is here: https://www.facebook.com/raicestexas/ and their website is https://www.raicestexas.org/


Family Reunification and Bond Fund: FREE our Families - Parents separated from their children at the border (and other immigrants placed in detention) can't get released from ICE custody to reunite with their families until they pay the full amount of their immigration bond. Bonds are set at a MINIMUM of $1500, and are usually in the range of $5-10K, even for asylum seekers without any criminal history. This fund will directly support legal services for detained separated parents and the direct funding for bonds to get parents released.

it's somewhere to start

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1009590558556409859

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Bring back orphanages?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Raskolnikov38 posted:

speaking of, did you see the article on the homeless they did

https://www.theonion.com/myth-vs-fact-homelessness-1826764655

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/colindickey/status/1009621077679632385

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Arm the judges imo :unsmigghh:

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005



This is a favorite of mine https://politics.theonion.com/millions-without-power-following-election-1819574165

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



lmao

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos


wait a minute this isnt the trump thread

Fuck You And Diebold has issued a correction as of 17:54 on Jun 21, 2018

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/karlazabs/status/1009805224100466688

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS



thanks bbc

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
Prison Architect 2 looks amazing.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

gently caress You And Diebold posted:


wait a minute this isnt the trump thread

This is great since it was a actual Trump quote.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/AndradeAdrii/status/1009953773614174208

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

etalian posted:

This is great since it was a actual Trump quote.

:thejoke:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
gently caress ice


https://twitter.com/Svenceremos/status/1010275153807323141?s=19

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/ZackFinkNews/status/1009891487344144385

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Sometimes bad Sex and the City actress is right this time.

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
S U C C
https://twitter.com/kimfrederi/status/1009969089966637057

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Founder and Co-Leader @TheHRCSuperVols , All things @HillaryClinton, @Madonna fan - DNC delegate for Hillary #LGBT Not #TheResistance - part of #TheOffensive

(@TheHRCSuperVols is short for The Hillary Rodham Clinton Super Volunteers)

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Main Paineframe posted:

Founder and Co-Leader @TheHRCSuperVols , All things @HillaryClinton, @Madonna fan - DNC delegate for Hillary #LGBT Not #TheResistance - part of #TheOffensive

(@TheHRCSuperVols is short for The Hillary Rodham Clinton Super Volunteers)

Oh, and here I thought it was a moment of self-awareness that they were pest rodents who put their head in the dirt.

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El Mero Mero
Oct 13, 2001


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3eQv9YC6NI

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