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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



you have ben grimm syndrome so i need you to wrap this mr fantastic piss tape around your ankles

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Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

punchymcpunch posted:

you have ben grimm syndrome so i need you to wrap this mr fantastic piss tape around your ankles

it better be thing burger flavored

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Your future is to become Vernon. Sorry.

Drythe
Aug 26, 2012


 

RosaParksOfDip posted:

I never prestiged. Full whitemans.

Svensken
May 29, 2010
I only prestiged so my heroes' names were color coordinated with their "theme".


I'm not sure if this is actually better than going full comic.

I AM THE MOON
Dec 21, 2012


Nutritional Info - Denny's The Thing Burger
Calories - 1920 (from Fat - 1180)
Fat - 131g (Saturated Fat - 36g)
Sodium - 2310mg
Carbs - 121g (Sugar - 12g)
Protein - 63g

I AM THE MOON
Dec 21, 2012


Nutritional Info - Denny's Human Torch Skillet
Calories - 1130 (from Fat - 780)
Fat - 87g (Saturated Fat - 22g)
Sodium - 3010mg
Carbs - 54g (Sugar - 11g)
Protein - 40g

I AM THE MOON
Dec 21, 2012


Nutritional Info - Denny's Fantastic Four-Cheese Omelet (not including bread)
Calories - 810 (from Fat - 550)
Fat - 58g (Saturated Fat - 23g)
Sodium - 1220mg
Carbs - 27g (Sugar - 5g)
Protein - 47g

I AM THE MOON
Dec 21, 2012


Nutritional Info - Denny's Invisible Woman Slam (not include sausage or bacon)
Calories - 760 (from Fat - 300)
Fat - 33g (Saturated Fat - 9g)
Sodium - 1750mg
Carbs - 89g (Sugar - 25g)
Protein - 28g

Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.


Given that she's the one most capable of making your heart explode out of nowhere, you'd think it would somehow be even less healthy than the Thingburger. :thunk:

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
For me, it's the Thing Burger. The best fast food sandwich.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Holy hell those salt ratings, hope your blood vessels are as flexible as Mr. Dad's wing dang doodle

Sea Lily
Aug 5, 2007

Everything changes, Pit.
Even gods.

johnny got that Big Sausage

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



sodium - 200g

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




Hey you need that much sodium to preserve it when you have to truck microwave food around the country.

Sea Lily
Aug 5, 2007

Everything changes, Pit.
Even gods.

http://massivelyop.com/2018/06/25/trion-just-bought-up-gazillions-assets-to-beef-up-its-mmo-publishing-arm/

I wonder what they're going to use this stuff for

Maybe a new game using MH as some kind of framework

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
"Trion Worlds will combine the Gazillion tools with its Trion Glyph platform"

They may have not thought this through

Gynovore
Jun 17, 2009

Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

WHY IS THIS GAME DEAD?!

Kelp Plankton posted:

http://massivelyop.com/2018/06/25/trion-just-bought-up-gazillions-assets-to-beef-up-its-mmo-publishing-arm/

I wonder what they're going to use this stuff for

Maybe a new game using MH as some kind of framework

Holy crap this is just like Silicon Valley.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
We're happy to announce a brand new absolutely not-Disney-owned video game Marvin Gyros with all your favorite not-licensed characters like Nudieman and Invisimom

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I'm not sure what "tools" they're expecting to be in that package as having played Rift a long time ago Trion already had automated server events.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Trion has too much automation, they need switch flipping technology

The Lore Bear
Jan 21, 2014

I don't know what to put here. Guys? GUYS?!
they are literally buying the switch flipper from gaz's dead office

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Adult Sword Owner posted:

"Trion Worlds will combine the Gazillion tools with its Trion Glyph platform"

They may have not thought this through

The perfect storm.

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

thelazyblank posted:

they are literally buying the switch flipper from gaz's dead office

Do you think anyone told him that the game shut down? Or has he been sitting there the whole time, flipping away, sustaining himself on boxes of leftover Thing burgers?

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

thelazyblank posted:

they are literally buying the dead switch flipper from gaz's office

It's been half a year and no one has been feeding him.

Drythe
Aug 26, 2012


 
One of the switches makes hotdogs

Drythe
Aug 26, 2012


 
I have no clue from where

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

No one wants to see how they're made.

The Lore Bear
Jan 21, 2014

I don't know what to put here. Guys? GUYS?!
rip switch flipper, may you dine on hot dogs forever in switch heaven

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



ICR
Dec 31, 2008


This is perfect.

FranktheBank
May 14, 2007
In the beginning...the universe was created. his has been widely regarded as a bad move and has made a lot of people very angry.

Ghostlight posted:

I'm not sure what "tools" they're expecting to be in that package as having played Rift a long time ago Trion already had automated server events.

From a reddit reply (grain of salt)

"So from my understanding Marvel Heroes actually had a very well designed tool that allowed programmers to basically create content within the game without editing a single line of code." That sounds useful to company like Trion.


Nightmare fuel.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



That redditor sounds like someone who is really impressed with Star Citizen because those kinds of tools are both ubiquitous and generally non-transferable because of course you want to be able generate content without involving your programmers (as opposed to enabling your programmers to make things without having to code, which is like employing a rocket scientist to launch fireworks) but the way to do that varies greatly depending on your existing code spaghetti and engine - none of which Trion's games shares with trashfire gyros.

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no

FranktheBank posted:

tool that allowed programmers to basically create content within the game without editing a single line of code."

so, a lot of the content was basically stored in temp files

*extremely gaz voice*: very stable

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


only Gaz tools I see are the ppl posting in this thread!!!!

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



theyre buying the item drop simulator

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text
Maybe they want the tech that made new lootboxes content updates

Fried Sushi
Jul 5, 2004

Maybe they are buying the tech to remove Moleman from the game but not from any quests? That's some high grade code, probably cost them a small fortune.

Diabetic
Sep 29, 2006

When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.
Look reskin it as a modern diablo clone and I'll be happy.

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I AM THE MOON
Dec 21, 2012

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