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uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



focus this time so i don't have to keep telling you idiots what happened
Lipstick Apathy

Dr. Video Games 0089 posted:

Is it considered assault if I pick someone up, moved them to another location, and placed them down?

I've had this thought after watching videos of bouncers dealing with unruly people. If the bouncer had the ability to pick someone up, let's say like this:



or



Assuming the person being picked up doesn't suffer any injuries like a fractured rib from a bear hug — is it assault?

The legal definition of assault varies by jurisdiction but if I recall not every place even requires physical contact, never mind actual injury. The most benign definition is something like causing someone to be apprehensive about imminent physical harm, basically threatening someone. So I guess in the worst case you might be in court trying to convince a jury that whatever you did (picking someone up and moving them) didn’t cause them to fear physical harm, which seems like an easy thing for the other person to “prove” if they wanted to.

e: not a lawyer or even an expert, I just recall that the bar seemed low to me and it is basically defined by the “victim.”

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ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

twodot posted:

Generally, assault refers to any sort of unwanted touching

That's battery. Assault is either attempted battery or placing someone in fear of a battery. Those are really old common law definitions superseded by statute everywhere, of course.

revolther
May 27, 2008
Yeah, battery is any unwanted physical contact, it can easily be kicked up to assault if a prosecutor wants. You can technically catch a battery charge for giving someone a bad haircut.

Bouncers, bartenders and security personnel have different limits regarding what they can do, and how the drunk person is acting. In California you are supposed to only firm lead people out by the shoulder, but I've seen guys attack security personnel and then be carried out horizontally by 4 guys, just battering ram open the door with their head ala Casino and then throw them as far into the street as possible.

Once someone acts in a dangerous manner, the rules are basically out the window, but you're supposed to firmly talk them out the door and off the premises, call the cops to document, call the cops the next time for a restraining order, and the third time send them to jail. That's why you'll more often see someone get roughed up, because bars get fined for calling the cops who show up late if ever and do nothing to help the problem.

revolther fucked around with this message at 12:03 on Jun 21, 2018

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Thanatosian posted:

He will get a slap on the wrist for it [not paying taxes, paying late and in cash] and fire you.

This is America, not socialism-land.

It's California, though, so they might actually do something.

Blackfyre
Jul 8, 2012

I want wings.
So this is a bit of an odd one. I've struggled with OCD for years and in the last couple its got real bad, I'm at therapy at the moment which is helping but I'm having one issue. I feel like I've lost track of whats normal. Basically I get super anxious with foods, mainly oily/greasy foods and will over clean myself, the environment around and stuff.

So my question is, and it is a stupid one, what do people do normally with these sort of things? I mean I see people have KFC and other greasy foods at lunch, pizza at parties, even potato chips and to me I'm not sure what people do? I mean is it just wipe your hands on some tissue and its fine? People using phones etc during is strange too as I'd be worried about getting stuff super greasy? I mean I couldn't imagine eating a slice of pizza while on my PC or anything no way.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



If only there was a substance you rub on your hands and then maybe splash some water on them?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Blackfyre posted:

So my question is, and it is a stupid one, what do people do normally with these sort of things? I mean I see people have KFC and other greasy foods at lunch, pizza at parties, even potato chips and to me I'm not sure what people do? I mean is it just wipe your hands on some tissue and its fine? People using phones etc during is strange too as I'd be worried about getting stuff super greasy? I mean I couldn't imagine eating a slice of pizza while on my PC or anything no way.
I think most people mostly just ignore it, but I don't think anyone will judge you if you want to use a serviette or wash your hands after you eat something greasy or otherwise messy. :shrug:

Organza Quiz
Nov 7, 2009


Blackfyre posted:

So this is a bit of an odd one. I've struggled with OCD for years and in the last couple its got real bad, I'm at therapy at the moment which is helping but I'm having one issue. I feel like I've lost track of whats normal. Basically I get super anxious with foods, mainly oily/greasy foods and will over clean myself, the environment around and stuff.

So my question is, and it is a stupid one, what do people do normally with these sort of things? I mean I see people have KFC and other greasy foods at lunch, pizza at parties, even potato chips and to me I'm not sure what people do? I mean is it just wipe your hands on some tissue and its fine? People using phones etc during is strange too as I'd be worried about getting stuff super greasy? I mean I couldn't imagine eating a slice of pizza while on my PC or anything no way.

Assuming you're talking about eating with your hands, use one hand to eat the greasy food and be on your phone or whatever with your other hand. And yeah usually wiping them down with a serviette will clean them enough, depending on how greasy we're talking.

Squibsy
Dec 3, 2005

Not suited, just booted.
College Slice

Blackfyre posted:

So this is a bit of an odd one. I've struggled with OCD for years and in the last couple its got real bad, I'm at therapy at the moment which is helping but I'm having one issue. I feel like I've lost track of whats normal. Basically I get super anxious with foods, mainly oily/greasy foods and will over clean myself, the environment around and stuff.

So my question is, and it is a stupid one, what do people do normally with these sort of things? I mean I see people have KFC and other greasy foods at lunch, pizza at parties, even potato chips and to me I'm not sure what people do? I mean is it just wipe your hands on some tissue and its fine? People using phones etc during is strange too as I'd be worried about getting stuff super greasy? I mean I couldn't imagine eating a slice of pizza while on my PC or anything no way.

Yeah I just wipe my hands on whatever is available until I can’t detect the grease any more.

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

ineptmule posted:

Yeah I just wipe my hands on whatever is available until I can’t detect the grease any more.

I surreptitiously wipe my greasy hands on the most nervous, OCD looking person I can see in close proximity.

twodot
Aug 7, 2005

You are objectively correct that this person is dumb and has said dumb things

ulmont posted:

That's battery. Assault is either attempted battery or placing someone in fear of a battery. Those are really old common law definitions superseded by statute everywhere, of course.
Please point me to the statute in my state that forbids battery. Like if we're going to go pedant, let's actually do it.

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

Blackfyre posted:

So this is a bit of an odd one. I've struggled with OCD for years and in the last couple its got real bad, I'm at therapy at the moment which is helping but I'm having one issue. I feel like I've lost track of whats normal. Basically I get super anxious with foods, mainly oily/greasy foods and will over clean myself, the environment around and stuff.

So my question is, and it is a stupid one, what do people do normally with these sort of things? I mean I see people have KFC and other greasy foods at lunch, pizza at parties, even potato chips and to me I'm not sure what people do? I mean is it just wipe your hands on some tissue and its fine? People using phones etc during is strange too as I'd be worried about getting stuff super greasy? I mean I couldn't imagine eating a slice of pizza while on my PC or anything no way.

I'll try to help: When I eat a greasy food I first wipe my hands on paper towel or fabric napkin to take care of most of it while eating, then I go to the sink and use soap and water and dry my hands off with a towel. The whole process takes like 30 seconds at the sink. If there's any soap or grease left after drying, I just wash that part again. :shrug:

OCD is very interesting and scary and I'm sorry you're going through this. :ohdear:

I also just do food prep on cutting boards and then wash those cutting boards with soap and hot water, or a dishwasher. Then they drip dry. The countertop gets wiped down with a cloth with hot water in it. If the counter is greasy somehow, a soapy sponge and then rinsed off with a cloth is perfectly sufficient.

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

AlbieQuirky posted:

It's California, though, so they might actually do something.

This is a Small Business Man and Job Creator.

Don't hold your breath.

Organza Quiz
Nov 7, 2009


If you really want to challenge yourself try licking your fingers to clean them.

Kritzkrieg Kop
Nov 4, 2009
I eat pizza and chicken wings with a knife and fork, no grease or mess!

Yak Shaves Dot Com
Jan 5, 2009
If something is especially oily I'll actually hold it with a disposable napkin if it's the kind of meal where those are available. However, I'm kind of a fast eater by nature so I'm sensitive to looking/feeling sloppy.

Fake edit: I'm curious if using a fork and knife for this kind of stuff is an American vs European thing. I've been told that but I've never confirmed.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Why do people think wiping their rear end is enough to consider it clean? You wouldn’t wipe dog poo poo off your hand with a napkin and think that’s good enough.

Everyone get a bidet or wet wipes.

Squibsy
Dec 3, 2005

Not suited, just booted.
College Slice

George H.W. oval office posted:

Why do people think wiping their rear end is enough to consider it clean? You wouldn’t wipe dog poo poo off your hand with a napkin and think that’s good enough.

Everyone get a bidet or wet wipes.

People are animals and animals are biology and biology is just gross hth

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Blackfyre posted:

So this is a bit of an odd one. I've struggled with OCD for years and in the last couple its got real bad, I'm at therapy at the moment which is helping but I'm having one issue. I feel like I've lost track of whats normal. Basically I get super anxious with foods, mainly oily/greasy foods and will over clean myself, the environment around and stuff.

So my question is, and it is a stupid one, what do people do normally with these sort of things? I mean I see people have KFC and other greasy foods at lunch, pizza at parties, even potato chips and to me I'm not sure what people do? I mean is it just wipe your hands on some tissue and its fine? People using phones etc during is strange too as I'd be worried about getting stuff super greasy? I mean I couldn't imagine eating a slice of pizza while on my PC or anything no way.



I assume these are also a thing in the USA?

I use them while eating KFC, but often also give my hands a wash in the bathroom afterwards.

I don;t think it is nuts to want to wash the grease from your hands before touching stuff .

Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.

George H.W. oval office posted:

Why do people think wiping their rear end is enough to consider it clean? You wouldn’t wipe dog poo poo off your hand with a napkin and think that’s good enough.

Everyone get a bidet or wet wipes.

I don't poo poo out of my hand.

kedo
Nov 27, 2007

spog posted:

I don;t think it is nuts to want to wash the grease from your hands before touching stuff .

Yeah I don’t think this is abnormal at all. I wash my hands after I eat something greasy or sticky or whatever because I don’t want that crap on my computer or phone, and also grease tends to smell and I don’t like smelling pizza or dried chicken on my hands hours after eating.

If I don’t have access to a sink I don’t worry to much about it, but in almost every scenario in normal life in the US there’s someplace nearby to at least rinse off your hands.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

George H.W. oval office posted:

Why do people think wiping their rear end is enough to consider it clean? You wouldn’t wipe dog poo poo off your hand with a napkin and think that’s good enough.

Everyone get a bidet or wet wipes.

Because Americans associated Bidets with french whorehouses during world war 2, and Wet wipes are horrible terrifying monsters that destroy sewage systems.

Also, rare is the moment when I need to use my rear end to feed myself or transfer an object to another person, so it not being 100% sanitized is far less of an issue than if I have dogshit on my hand that I use to stuff my face with cheetos.

Blackfyre
Jul 8, 2012

I want wings.

kedo posted:

Yeah I don’t think this is abnormal at all. I wash my hands after I eat something greasy or sticky or whatever because I don’t want that crap on my computer or phone, and also grease tends to smell and I don’t like smelling pizza or dried chicken on my hands hours after eating.

If I don’t have access to a sink I don’t worry to much about it, but in almost every scenario in normal life in the US there’s someplace nearby to at least rinse off your hands.

Thanks all this is helpful, although I'll add a bit more context for how awful OCD is.

If I was to say, order a pizza and take it in, eat it then through the box away, there would be loads of anxiety caused by way more than just washing my hands. I would worry about if the boxes etc had grease seep through, if the guy got anything on my door, what I touched on the way to the table etc. Would also worry about getting it on me, and want to REALLY wash/wipe anything exposed (whole face) and wash up to my sleeves then even put the clothes in the wash. Same if I went in a KFC, stress about what my arms are resting on, where I'm sitting using door handles etc. Its been real bad. Working on it now but I wish I could just order a pizza some nights and not have it be an issue. Helping visualize what I should be aiming for helps though as I've definitely lost touch with it over the years. There is an element of just not caring I guess that I might get stuff greasy/dirty even my expensive poo poo or trusting myself more at least.

Apologies for the downer here but thanks again for your help.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
This probably belongs in the coding forums but I'm not sure where specifically to go as I'm not clear on the exact language being used here, but it feels kind of like AWK(?).

Anyway, I'm trying to build a form that will import data in several variables and give them proper case. So for example JANE SMITH run through this code will change to Jane Smith. Likewise, jane smith becomes properly capitalized.

print @str.substring($customer.firstname,0,1);
print @str.substring(@str.tolower($customer.firstname),1) & " ";
print @str.substring($customer.lastname,0,1);
print @str.substring(@str.tolower($customer.lastname),1);

This works fine. I'm trying to do the same thing for addresses, and those are stored as 123 fake st and I want them to be 123 Fake St
The problem is I don't know how long the numerical part of the address is, so I can't just say skip the first three characters, plus a space, and then capitalize like above.

So, what I was thinking was to make a loop that would stop at each space and effectively break the line into however many parts the street address is, and then capitalize the first character in each part. But again, I don't recognize this language and I did not find any examples of doing what I want.

Does anyone recognize the syntax so I can google the correct language, or can I please have a link to the correct forum

TheLastManStanding
Jan 14, 2008
Mash Buttons!

CzarChasm posted:

This probably belongs in the coding forums but I'm not sure where specifically to go as I'm not clear on the exact language being used here, but it feels kind of like AWK(?).

The Cavern of COBOL › Ask General Programming Questions Not Worth Their Own Thread

baquerd
Jul 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

CzarChasm posted:

This probably belongs in the coding forums but I'm not sure where specifically to go as I'm not clear on the exact language being used here, but it feels kind of like AWK(?).

Anyway, I'm trying to build a form that will import data in several variables and give them proper case. So for example JANE SMITH run through this code will change to Jane Smith. Likewise, jane smith becomes properly capitalized.

print @str.substring($customer.firstname,0,1);
print @str.substring(@str.tolower($customer.firstname),1) & " ";
print @str.substring($customer.lastname,0,1);
print @str.substring(@str.tolower($customer.lastname),1);

This works fine. I'm trying to do the same thing for addresses, and those are stored as 123 fake st and I want them to be 123 Fake St
The problem is I don't know how long the numerical part of the address is, so I can't just say skip the first three characters, plus a space, and then capitalize like above.

So, what I was thinking was to make a loop that would stop at each space and effectively break the line into however many parts the street address is, and then capitalize the first character in each part. But again, I don't recognize this language and I did not find any examples of doing what I want.

Does anyone recognize the syntax so I can google the correct language, or can I please have a link to the correct forum

Capitalizing a number should have no effect, just apply the algo to all space delimited tokens.

Edit: realized you are asking more about the api and language. Looks vaguely like a weird variant of perl.

baquerd fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Jun 22, 2018

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
nm

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 15:07 on Apr 9, 2019

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
You make your own.

I think there is, or used to be, a 'make me an avatar' thread in... CC maybe? But it's not hard to make your own.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Eric the Mauve posted:

You make your own.

I think there is, or used to be, a 'make me an avatar' thread in... CC maybe? But it's not hard to make your own.

nm

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 15:08 on Apr 9, 2019

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

twodot posted:

Please point me to the statute in my state that forbids battery. Like if we're going to go pedant, let's actually do it.

Fine.

ulmont posted:

That's battery. Assault is either attempted battery or placing someone in fear of a battery. Those are really old common law definitions superseded by statute almost everywhere, of course and not in Washington, which retains the common law definition of battery for tort purposes by judicial precedent . See Kumar v. Gate Gourmet, Inc., 325 P.3d 193, 204 (Wash. 2014) ("A "battery" is an intentional and unpermitted contact with the plaintiff's person. A defendant is liable for battery if (a) "he [or she] acts intending to cause a harmful or offensive contact with the [plaintiff or a third party], or an imminent apprehension of such contact, and (b) a harmful or offensive contact with the [plaintiff] directly or indirectly results.") (internal citations omitted).

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


I recently was switched this to this student loan handler https://www.navient.com/ <<<<--this is their real site

I went to call and make a payment this morning and didn't have their number on me, so I just lazily googled and and called the first result my phone that popped up. After a minute or two I started to question the legitimacy of the number I called, because they didn't seem to have any info about me on file and the usual automated system I had dealt with wasn't present. I hung up on the guy when he asked for my full social security # after already asking me to verify the last four and he didn't seem to have any pre existing info on me. It was just setting off a bunch of red flags. Embarrassingly I gave him my email, full name, and last 4 of my social before hanging up on them. The site connected to the number I called was this http://navientstudentloanservices.com/ and each time I clicked on the phone # it changed which is even more sketchy.

Was I in the middle of falling for some sort of scam, or where they trying to sell me something without being upfront about it, or is this a legit service and it was just confusion on both ends? How worried should I be about the info that I have already given them?

veni veni veni fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Jun 22, 2018

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

veni veni veni posted:

Was I in the middle of falling for some sort of scam, or where they trying to sell me something without being upfront about it, or is this a legit service and it was just confusion on both ends? How worried should I be about the info that I have already given them?

Somewhere between option one and option two. That second website is labeled as "WeDocPrep", which offers to lower your Navient Student Loans (and also, if you go straight to WeDocPrep.com, to help with a divorce, name change, business start, etc.). They were probably going to get a bunch of information from you and charge you to prefill forms for you to send to Navient and try to lower your payments or similar. Their marketing strategy is relatively skeevy though so god only knows.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
Can anybody recommend Windows software for managing tens of thousands of digital photos in a completely disorganised folder structure? Or multiple programs that will handle the following needs:

- find and delete duplicate photos en masse, keeping the highest quality version or showing each result with greater details (folder location etc) so i can decide which to delete if there's no obvious answer
- be able to move the physical files to different folders from within the program
- view all photos according to either folder structure or a series of filters (date range, etc)
- be able to modify metadata of the files themselves, en masse, and then filter by this (e.g. adding people's names and so on) -- although I don't know if this is technically possible, maybe it'd have to be just within the program itself, which is also ok

Or, since I have no idea what I'm doing, if anybody has a better way of organising that many photos, please let me know since the problem is just getting worse with time and I'm not quite sure what to do

e: I suppose I could organise into folders by year and then by either event or month, then just add categories and labels on top using acdsee photo studio or something

Sulla Faex fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Jun 23, 2018

Squibsy
Dec 3, 2005

Not suited, just booted.
College Slice

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

Can anybody recommend Windows software for managing tens of thousands of digital photos in a completely disorganised folder structure? Or multiple programs that will handle the following needs:

- find and delete duplicate photos en masse, keeping the highest quality version or showing each result with greater details (folder location etc) so i can decide which to delete if there's no obvious answer
- be able to move the physical files to different folders from within the program
- view all photos according to either folder structure or a series of filters (date range, etc)
- be able to modify metadata of the files themselves, en masse, and then filter by this (e.g. adding people's names and so on) -- although I don't know if this is technically possible, maybe it'd have to be just within the program itself, which is also ok

Or, since I have no idea what I'm doing, if anybody has a better way of organising that many photos, please let me know since the problem is just getting worse with time and I'm not quite sure what to do

e: I suppose I could organise into folders by year and then by either event or month, then just add categories and labels on top using acdsee photo studio or something

I need something like this, but that can also handle video

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

ineptmule posted:

I need something like this, but that can also handle video

I think Google Photos will do this for you, not sure though.

I know for sure that Adobe Lightroom (Classic) will do both photos and video how you guys describe. You just want to import from your original folder mess and copy to the Lightroom managed directory. Then once you’re sure everything is copied over you can delete the others.

It’ll do all its management by exif and metadata and then you can sort by location/date or put things in collections or whatever. You never need to touch the folder structure again and everything is done by interacting with the library LR creates. Every edit and organizational change is also nondestructive.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Windows Photos app will handle a lot of this, I think. They gave it a big update last fall: http://uk.pcmag.com/microsoft-photos-for-windows-10/77350/review/microsoft-photos-for-windows-10

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

greazeball posted:

Windows Photos app will handle a lot of this, I think. They gave it a big update last fall: http://uk.pcmag.com/microsoft-photos-for-windows-10/77350/review/microsoft-photos-for-windows-10

Oh wow, it's good now!

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Why is there no microwave that has a door that can be closed quietly? Surely there's a market for it.

Qubee
May 31, 2013




Memento posted:

Why is there no microwave that has a door that can be closed quietly? Surely there's a market for it.

Or a "Quiet" mode for using the drat thing at night. It's so loud and the beeps and boops can wake roommates up.

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Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost


How's this for phrasing that I still expect to get my full month's rent cheque?

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