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Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

SENSUAL DAD KISS posted:

say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, at least they kept records

I get that it shouldn't make a goddamn bit of difference but the obvious lack of give-a-gently caress-ness of loving ICE regarding record-keeping with this program makes me somehow even angrier.

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Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
fuckit, cats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phlWFP1xnfs

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

,

Only registered members can see post attachments!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde


https://twitter.com/goons_txt/status/577560125671608320

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

President Beep posted:

i love this image. what ever happened to this goon?
only brought the spare magazine by accident and got jumped on his way to the supermarket by a knife-wielding minority hiding in a tree

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





What ad was this for again?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

What ad was this for again?

windows phone, lol

and the gist of it was "all those other phones have apps and distract you, but windows phone has nothing!"

e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9evyGr57hs

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

i'm commander sagebrush and this is my favorite cat on the internet



i send it to my sister at least once a week

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER
NO CASH :(

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello











H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

:discourse:

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Why does the pen have a kilopascals rating?

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

Schadenboner posted:

Why does the pen have a kilopascals rating?

when youre a janitor at NASA you have to be prepared for anything

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
because it is a tactical pen

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Bring back the "I'm a jackass! I post img-timeline shame avatar just for the porsident.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
you never know when you might need to sign for a package delivered to the bottom of the ocean

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

wasnt he just a server room person with no actual reason to carry a gun

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





is this loooooooooooooooooooooooss

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




i had that pda, it sucked but it was free so i used it to read ebooks.

i still have it somewhere but can't find the charger.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




phone goatse icon


i had a goofy reply but this is actually a really nice use of motion in an illustrated medium

Agile Vector fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Jun 22, 2018

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

because it is a tactical pen



the soviets used a pencil

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
the panel where she's trying to get the key in the lock is really on point. also the second to last and last panels are accurate too.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



H.P. Hovercraft posted:

because it is a tactical pen



second feature: pen

BlockChainNetflix
Sep 2, 2011

my favourite every day value dirty martini is 3 parts every day value gin and one part every day value ham and beef paste

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde


Jerry Cotton posted:

the soviets used a pencil

actually they used grease pencils just like we did

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



President Beep posted:

the panel where she's trying to get the key in the lock is really on point. also the second to last and last panels are accurate too.

the pulsing street panel is nailing it too, something about the frustrated not-vertigo of it all

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

wasnt he just a server room person with no actual reason to carry a gun
All the reason you need is a small pee pee.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

Agile Vector posted:

second feature: pen

the mugger was kind enough to wait whilst i changed my tactical pen to self defense mode before he beat the living poo poo out of me

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

pagancow should make more of these

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

pagancow should make more of these

poooning nooobs on my posting throne

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

they're too busy sacrificing children for a higher CTR or whatever it is ad people do. half of them have too much flashing and are too painful to look at (mlmp)

Janitor Prime
Jan 22, 2004

PC LOAD LETTER

What da fuck does that mean

Fun Shoe

Smoke weed instead

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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magimix
Dec 31, 2003

MY FAT WAIFU!!! :love:
She's fetish efficient :3:

Nap Ghost

Sagebrush posted:

windows phone, lol

and the gist of it was "all those other phones have apps and distract you, but windows phone has nothing!"

e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9evyGr57hs

I can't loving *believe* you weren't just joking with that. Holy loving poo poo :captainpop:

Edit: I feel strangely less cool about having a Windows phone.

I actually do have a Windows phone

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
lol, HP providing the shameful laughs.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
she was miss louisiana when i was in college

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1010245776285556736

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