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 Come on, you maggots! I want to see some prime killing going on! ...am I hearing explosions in the distance or is it just me?  Where's all my sunflower seeds??? And why the gently caress does my camp reek of vodka?!  STAAAAARS.... STAAAAAAUUUGHGHK- Oh come the gently caress on. What kind of giant zombie gets scared of a little combat? Okay, i'm definitely hearing explosions. What the gently caress IS that? Probably just the river phlegethon overflowing again. Look, more combat!  You lied to me, Dawkins! "The God Delusion" my bear as- ...is that a hotdog murdering a milkshake? Ahh, the classic mexican standoff. Does that ever end well for anyone involved? Those explosions are getting louder. And where the gently caress is that music coming from? ....wait. I know that tune... OH poo poo YOU AGAIN?! Oh gently caress me! RUN!!!   Okay, I think he's gone. Jesus christ. I told you to never say that name to me again!!! Oh get over it. You got paid, didn't you?
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Well, poo poo.
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Jun 13, 2018 15:07
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Welp, I gotta vote Hay Bale now.
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Jun 13, 2018 15:33
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Hoping for a High Dog vs. Hot Dog finale.
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Jun 13, 2018 17:30
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If the goal is to provide entertainment then High Dog has already won.
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 HAHAHAHA! Holy poo poo, that was hilarious! How do you even manage that? I can't believe the entire thing went up his nose! Sideways, even! That gives me an idea for even more fun. ATTENTION ALL TRIBUTES. I, SATAN, AM ISSUING A CHALLENGE - BEAT ME IN A STRAIGHT FIGHT, AND I WILL LET YOU GO FREE! Are you sure this doesn't count as interference, sir? Oh gently caress off, it's hell. I can do what I want. I didn't get to be Satan by playing fair.  Danky, no!!!! ...wowsers, even his corpse smells like weed. How high WAS he? That was less interesting than I thought it'd be. Bah. I mean, you could have just done that at the very beginning and had more challengers... Go go gadget chainsaAAAAAAAAAGH Weren't counting on me having an EMP, were you? Snarf this, i'm out! I wonder if that roasted dog counts as an edible. Want some? Uh... nah, i'm good thanks.
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 Ah, that explains Jed Clampett.
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Uh... there is something seriously wrong with this cat creature...  Ehhh... they're alright... I guess... I need a drink after seeing that lunacy. Argh! Someone DO something!
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This match rules, go Sad Hotdog!
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So, we're down to the last three. Who are you betting on? That whiny cat thing has been savage so far. I wouldn't mind having him stick around here. It would keep the imps in line. My money's on Gwen. She's smart enough to see it through. Are you putting that money on it? ...you know what? gently caress it, why not! Let's see what happens! ...you've got to be loving kidding me. My christ money!!! Congratulations, Sad Hotdog! Come on down! Ehhh... hi guys... So tell me, how would you like a job among the highest ranks of hell? Uh... I dunno if I really feel up to it, man.... Too late! Here's your complimentary horns and pitchfork! Meh... i'm evil now, I guess... Thank you for watching the Hunger Games: Hell Edition. As usual, you've all been a real hoot.
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Jun 15, 2018 05:56
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That was a neat round. Do we nominate our fresh tributes next?
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Jun 15, 2018 14:21
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Poor Hotdog. He refused to sell his soul and he ended up in Hell anyway.
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The way I see it there could be a winners round similar to what I just did (you can find the winners here) or we can just continue with regular games. I'm not really willing to run either considering the thread's kind of dying off in terms of traffic imo.
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Part of me hopes that the win will cheer up our boy Hotdog a bit...but then, if it did, he wouldn't really be Sad Hotdog anymore. Quite the conundrum!
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Sad Hot-dog devil, sounds like a parody name for a goth-metal band.
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I Said No posted:The way I see it there could be a winners round similar to what I just did (you can find the winners here) or we can just continue with regular games. I'm not really willing to run either considering the thread's kind of dying off in terms of traffic imo. I just remembered we did do a winner all-star match, so doing another is probably not as exciting. And I unfortunately agree with the last part. However, what I'm thinking is that I or somebody else could -maybe- do a Hunger Games show match with posters ITT. Even the guys that were only around for the beginning of the thread, should be at least 24 of them. Think Ultimate Arena goon fight but in the traditional format. Anybody like the sound of this?
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I'm in for the goon fight, and then we can retire the thread. It's been a good run.
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I’m gonna miss this thread. It’s been a blast guys!
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Yeah, a final goon fight would be good
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I think we can do a few more games if we stick with 36 tributes, but I seem to be outnumbered on this issue.
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Jun 16, 2018 23:11
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I’d like to keep going.
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I want to fight goons.
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I never want this crazy thread to end, but overall interest does seem to have dropped off as of late. I'm keen to follow the Games no matter what form they may take.
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I can probably do a goon fight, putting in goons that contributed tributes in the past so they become tributes themselves. Only question... A) Should it be purely vanilla for old time's sake? B) Should it be a familiar custom scenario, like the island games I ran? Fond of that one. C) Or, a totally different custom scenario, like a prison?
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I would go for B the custom games had more variety.
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Jun 22, 2018 17:43
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The clear answer is a Hellish goonmeet custom scenario
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I vote for a totally new custom scenario.
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That's how Gwen Ifil died irl, too. Dark.
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I really loved that island one, but i'll vote for C this time.
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Update: Got about 50% of the events made. I'll probably skim through this thread and the old one looking for notable contributors for tributes for this game. Goon fight 2.0 will happen, mark my words.
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I think I have all the events laid out. Start posting in here so I know for a fact you want to be in goon fight. I'll try to aim for 48 goons with a spare district for substitutes while going through this thread and the one in the goldmine. If you don't have an AV, I'll probably google image search your name and pluck the first image result to use in your place. If there are multiple people with the trump lover stupid newbie avatar that want in, I'll also do the same thing to avoid confusion. Pile in, people! We may get this goon fight rolling sooner than expected! E: Also, gifs play/loop normally for the tributes, so I'll just plop in gif avatars normally instead of trying to do freezeframe fuckery.  If you are reading this, slots are now closed. Games shall begin momentarily.
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Hi. Instead of representing me as a hair dryer, could you use this for my portrait:
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Let's do this. I'll destroy everything in my way to victory.
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Oooo I want to be in. If my avatar doesn't work then you can use smug Pennywise.
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I volunteer! I don’t have an av, so dealer’s choice on my placeholder image.
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Jun 24, 2018 01:26
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LadyPictureShow posted:I volunteer! Maybe a pic of Scott Weiland? 
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I chose Prohyas [img] prohyas-mighty-magiswords-69.4.jpg
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Put anime dad in for the goon fight.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Maybe a pic of Scott Weiland?  Good thinkin’!
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Current estimate puts me at 28. I am wondering if I should include the combatants from the proto goon fight I did a very long time ago in Ultimate Arena. *48 is ideal, if falling a bit short I can fill the remaining district with renowned goons
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