June N/V: Andrew Luck Throws Football

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EmbryoSteve: Dec 18, 2004; Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

whypick1 posted:

1999? When Holmgren first started and we won the division?

'08 was Holmgren's last year, '09 Mora's only.

I meant that holmgren was outdated and figured out by the end of his time as he would never change anything (HERE COMES ANOTHER FULLBACK DRAW). The 08 team looked uninspired and it's best players were falling apart RIP walter jones. didn't think about the year other than it was in a different century/millennia

# ? Jun 22, 2018 19:57

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# ? May 24, 2024 20:56

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/alriveron/status/1010248132108709890

# ? Jun 22, 2018 22:45

pmchem: Jan 22, 2010

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/alriveron/status/1010248132108709890

TY for not throwing SB LII to the Pats, Gene. Good job going out on top.

# ? Jun 22, 2018 22:56

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

that's not all

https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1010283449335275520

# ? Jun 22, 2018 23:10

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

SKULL.GIF posted:

YAY! The Browns are on a chart! And we rank high on consistency! YEEAAAAHHHHH!!!

Gettin' hosed to-nite!

# ? Jun 22, 2018 23:23

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Vertical Lime posted:

that's not all

https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1010283449335275520

gently caress McAulay

# ? Jun 22, 2018 23:38

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Vertical Lime posted:

that's not all

https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1010283449335275520

I bet this dude has plenty of bullshit calls but his decisions in the super bowl were legit. Ertz was clearly a runner, Clement never lost control of the ball at any moment, but lots of refs would've relished a chance to call it differently. With all the other lovely stuff going on in this country another Pats super bowl win would've driven me completely insane

# ? Jun 22, 2018 23:43

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/06/22/third-man-with-jameis-winston-and-ronald-darby-is-now-in-prison-for-rape/

quote:

Third man with Jameis Winston and Ronald Darby is now in prison for rape

It was also reported at the time that a third man was with Winston and Darby, and today comes news that the third man was Brandon Banks, a former Vanderbilt football player who is now in prison for rape.

Banks� attorney, Mark Scruggs, told ESPN that Banks was with Winston and Darby in a different Uber earlier in the evening, but that Winston went into the car alone with the driver who accused him of grabbing her crotch later in the night. Darby claimed the three of them were all in the Uber together and Winston was never alone with the woman. Scruggs said Banks doesn�t know what happened between Winston and the driver because Winston and the driver were the only people in the car.

�What happened after that, they cannot say,� Scruggs said of Banks and Darby.

The Uber incident took place in March of 2016, after Banks had been accused of raping a woman in a Vanderbilt dorm room but before he had gone on trial. Banks would later be convicted and sentenced to 15 years in prison.

That's, uh, some questionable decision making, regardless of what actually happened.

# ? Jun 23, 2018 00:14

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Coldforge posted:

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/06/22/third-man-with-jameis-winston-and-ronald-darby-is-now-in-prison-for-rape/

That's, uh, some questionable decision making, regardless of what actually happened.

I think it's pretty obvious now that what happened is a drunk Winston reached over and grabbed a woman's crotch. I don't believe the NFL would've suspended him at all if that much wasn't clear

I have no idea how this convicted rapist figures into it though. Maybe he was regaling Winston with tales of derring-do and rape and Jameis got all fired up to try it for himself?

# ? Jun 23, 2018 00:44

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Play posted:

I think it's pretty obvious now that what happened is a drunk Winston reached over and grabbed a woman's crotch. I don't believe the NFL would've suspended him at all if that much wasn't clear

I have no idea how this convicted rapist figures into it though. Maybe he was regaling Winston with tales of derring-do and rape and Jameis got all fired up to try it for himself?

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/15/sports/football/jameis-winston-erica-kinsman-lawsuit.html

https://deadspin.com/tallahassee-police-finally-admit-problems-with-investig-1746446618

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/inside-the-jameis-winston-rape-case-file/

Choice of friends is just interesting, given his history.

Edit: annnnd Ronald Darby is one of the guys who gave him cover in that 2013 rape case.

Coldforge fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Jun 23, 2018

# ? Jun 23, 2018 01:48

waah: Jun 20, 2011; Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Countdown until Jameis gets a season long placement on commissioners exemptions list and then going the Greg Hardy route.

# ? Jun 23, 2018 02:20

Miss Lonelyhearts: Mar 22, 2003

What an rear end in a top hat

# ? Jun 23, 2018 08:18

Cat Hassler: Feb 7, 2006; Slippery Tilde

Jameis Winston is a piece of poo poo

# ? Jun 23, 2018 08:52

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Coldforge posted:

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/06/22/third-man-with-jameis-winston-and-ronald-darby-is-now-in-prison-for-rape/

That's, uh, some questionable decision making, regardless of what actually happened.

Banks is one of the guys in the Vanderbilt gang rape case where four football players recorded the whole thing on their cell phones if you remember that. I was surprised he remained out so long but I guess he was only convicted and sentenced last August.

This happened while James Franklin was there and there were rumors he might have done some not totally on the up and up stuff to try to keep it quiet. Of course this meant nothing to Penn State because why would they care about a silly thing like that?

# ? Jun 23, 2018 10:27

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Keith Atherton posted:

Jameis Winston is a piece of poo poo

You don�t say

# ? Jun 23, 2018 13:40

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Dammit Darby...

# ? Jun 23, 2018 13:51

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

This is, what, the third known allegation now?

Winston is a rapist.

# ? Jun 23, 2018 15:07

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

SKULL.GIF posted:

This is, what, the third known allegation now?

Winston is a rapist.

Remember when everyone was saying he obviously was a piece of poo poo before he got drafted and then people got the vapors and insisted he wasn't but nope, he was always a piece of poo poo?

Fun times.

# ? Jun 23, 2018 15:51

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

vacate everything from his time at FSU imo

# ? Jun 23, 2018 15:55

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Who has ever said he wasn�t a piece of poo poo? Nobody here that I remember.

I love the Bucs but I�ve always separated the two since the got drafted. I refuse to root for him.

# ? Jun 23, 2018 15:58

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Joey Freshwater posted:

Who has ever said he wasn�t a piece of poo poo? Nobody here that I remember.

I love the Bucs but I�ve always separated the two since the got drafted. I refuse to root for him.

I don't think it was anyone here, more the national media.

# ? Jun 23, 2018 16:01

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

axeil posted:

I don't think it was anyone here, more the national media.

Well that�s not really all that surprising

# ? Jun 23, 2018 16:02

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Joey Freshwater posted:

Who has ever said he wasn’t a piece of poo poo? Nobody here that I remember.

I love the Bucs but I’ve always separated the two since the got drafted. I refuse to root for him.

I remember some poster pointing at hard knocks or something going "see he's grown up "

# ? Jun 23, 2018 16:03

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

He's had a very Ben Roethlisberger start to his career, except without all that postseason success

# ? Jun 23, 2018 16:06

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Flikken posted:

I remember some poster pointing at hard knocks or something going "see he's grown up "

It may have been me because I definitely at one point said he looks like he�s a good leader and the team respects him but I also followed it up by saying it�s too bad he�s a garbage human.

# ? Jun 23, 2018 16:11

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Kalli posted:

He's had a very Ben Roethlisberger start to his career, except without all that postseason success

And Ben was an actual for real comp for him before the draft, which was always morbidly funny.

# ? Jun 23, 2018 16:15

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Kalli posted:

He's had a very Ben Roethlisberger start to his career, except without all that postseason success

The Big Ben Moral Quandary

# ? Jun 23, 2018 16:21

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

The Tom Brady Asterisk Conundrum

# ? Jun 23, 2018 16:24

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

I only root for moral quarterbacks like Ryan Tannehill

# ? Jun 23, 2018 16:46

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Joey Freshwater posted:

Who has ever said he wasn�t a piece of poo poo? Nobody here that I remember.

I love the Bucs but I�ve always separated the two since the got drafted. I refuse to root for him.

there's like at least 2 or 3 guys here that love him and he's literally their avatar

# ? Jun 23, 2018 16:57