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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

My quarterback loves to kiss tittiess :smuggo:

Mine destroyed Cowherd :colbert:

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DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Jared Goff is a volcel, no issues there

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

It was pretty pathetic just how openly Tampa tried to rehab Winston's image in Hard Knocks. They basically made it a Winston Redemption Show.

What I'm trying to get at is Detroit has a rapist head coach.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

piss tape israel posted:

someone plz buy me a new title to support these dumb gay forums

Can it be steak related?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Silly Burrito posted:

Can it be steak related?

The one with the monocle made me laugh every time I saw it and I'm sad it's gone.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
my badly cooked steak is better than a rapist :grin:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Shoulda stuck to raping crab legs

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


piss tape israel posted:

my badly cooked steak is better than a rapist :grin:

Agreed completely, don't know why you tried to distance yourself from it so bad you went to the guy who was only ever going to get into worse and worse trouble

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
:yossame:

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

jameis winston is a crap leg stealing womanizing rapist aka a fsu alum

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Mulaney Power Move posted:

jameis winston is a crap leg stealing womanizing rapist aka a fsu alum

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
My quarterback has hosed

GokuGoesSSj69
Apr 15, 2017
Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again

a neat cape posted:

My quarterback has hosed

Up to 8 times even!

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

a neat cape posted:

My quarterback has hosed

Well I mean, so has mine

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Carson Wentz is saving himself for marriage.

Nick Foles probably fucks through a hole in a sheet.

What I'm saying is, we need more weird religious virgin QBs

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

there are like 10 of those QBs among the starters if you just consider the ones who married at 13 instead of waiting

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Even though he's been married twice and has a daughter, I'm still not entirely convinced Russell Wilson has had sex.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

whypick1 posted:

Even though he's been married twice and has a daughter, I'm still not entirely convinced Russell Wilson has had sex.

Me either

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

whypick1 posted:

Even though he's been married twice and has a daughter, I'm still not entirely convinced Russell Wilson has had sex.



if you look closely you can spot the exact moment he has sex

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Russell Wilson definitely instagrammed the world the second after he finished ejaculating for the first time

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

axeil posted:

Carson Wentz is saving himself for marriage.

Nick Foles probably fucks through a hole in a sheet.

What I'm saying is, we need more weird religious virgin QBs

Yet you people constantly complained about Tebow.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Joey Freshwater posted:

Well I mean, so has mine
:xd:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





axeil posted:

Carson Wentz is saving himself for marriage.

Nick Foles probably fucks through a hole in a sheet.

What I'm saying is, we need more weird religious virgin QBs

In all fairness Nicke Foles probably tucked that hole into the sheet to begin with. Bug Dick Nick probably doesn't even take his clothes off before he begins, his dong just busts through his pants like the Koolaid man ooooh yeah!

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

Quiet Feet posted:

Bug Dick Nick

:stonk:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
All I can picture is Foles getting sacked and falling apart while screaming MY BUGS!! MY BUGS!!! like Oogie Boogie

WinnebagoWarrior
Apr 8, 2009

I eat Rotheseburgehergh's like you for breakfast

Raku posted:

there's like at least 2 or 3 guys here that love him and he's literally their avatar

Lol who would have a rapist qb in their avatar

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

"Get you a fall guy"


Edit: my fav manas steak pic is the xenomorph one.

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 14:04 on Jun 24, 2018

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Eifert Posting posted:

"Get you a fall guy"

I think it’s more that his circle of friends is all about the rape culture; whether perpetrating or covering for.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm assuming Bort just plows bar skanks like all the loving time.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I'm still amazed the Jags are going all in on Blake loving Bortles.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mega64 posted:

I'm still amazed the Jags are going all in on Blake loving Bortles.

:iiam:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I just looked at the Vikings QB chart and I can't believe they went from having 3 iffy starters to Kirk Cousins and Trevor Siemian.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Having Marcus as a QB owns btw

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

axeil posted:



if you look closely you can spot the exact moment he has sex

Look at the dad-esque confidence on the left. That dude has definitely laid pipe

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Eifert Posting posted:

"Get you a fall guy"


Edit: my fav manas steak pic is the xenomorph one.



I've never seen this one before :laffo:

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

Quiet Feet posted:

I just looked at the Vikings QB chart and I can't believe they went from having 3 iffy starters to Kirk Cousins and Trevor Siemian.

Personally I have nothing against Kirk Cousins, but I sincerely hope he implodes spectacularly.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Cousins' big issue is that his decision making is really bad once a play breaks down. There was a post game interview with him last year where a reporter asked him why he took a sack on a play. He basically said "Well, I had two options: Make a bad throw into coverage or take the sack."

No motherfucker, you have another option... You throw the loving thing away.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Randaconda posted:

I'm assuming Bort just plows bar skanks like all the loving time.
same

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Mega64 posted:

I'm still amazed the Jags are going all in on Blake loving Bortles.

A 3 year contact is all in?

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CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

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