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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


It isn't.

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peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
I would have had to read about 8 whole replies down to find that out, who's got time for that.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

Shrapnig posted:

It isn't.

Isn't it? I remember some goals being scored while the other team was still celebrating

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
England did the same thing with Trippier staying on his own whilst everyone else man piled in celebration.

But it looks to be a misinterpretation of the rule that states all players must be in their own halves at a kickoff restart. So sometimes a player will deliberately wander into the opposing half to prevent a kickoff whilst his team organises themselves into position. So all the other guys piled up off the pitch are still preventing a kickoff, the only time they wouldn't be is if they were piled up in their own half.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I'm pretty skeptical that this is a real rule

e;fb

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

shut up blegum posted:

Isn't it? I remember some goals being scored while the other team was still celebrating

When Danny Rose scored his first goal for Spurs he ran back into his own half to celebrate. When everyone came with him the opposition (Arsenal?) went ahead and kicked off.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbados_4%E2%80%932_Grenada_(1994_Caribbean_Cup_qualification)

quote:

Barbados 4–2 Grenada (1994 Caribbean Cup qualification)


The organizers of the tournament imposed a rule requiring all matches to have a winner and had chosen an unusual variant of the golden goal rule, which meant that the first goal scored in extra-time not only won the match, but also counted as double. Barbados started the match needing to win by a margin of at least two goals to qualify for the final tournament. When Grenada scored late in normal time to bring the scoreline to 2–1, Barbados deliberately scored an own goal to force extra-time, where they could get the two-goal winning margin they needed thanks to the unconventional golden goal rule.[1] This meant that for the last 7 minutes of the match, Grenada was trying to score on either their own goal, or the Barbados goal, as either outcome (either 3–2 or 2–3) would have advanced them to the finals. Ultimately, Barbados was able to prevent Grenada from scoring, obtain the 30-minute time extension, and score the golden goal as hoped.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
meanwhile in straya

https://twitter.com/capitalfootball/status/1010798000661131265?s=21

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012


lmao

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Noice!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Just swap sides

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

new USL side Las Vegas Lights just tried... something

https://twitter.com/USL/status/1011024978270027776

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Why is the commentator reacting as if they did something impressive, and not something laughably stupid?

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
None of them must’ve heard of the Henry-Pires fiasco.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
I'm so glad Vegas got a team cause they have been absolutely hilarious all season

BioThermo
Feb 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/JohnSulo/status/1010954239999401984

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Zlatan has tattoos on his rear end cheeks.

:nws:https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/6619523/zlatan-ibrahimovic-buttock-tattos-naked/:nws:

NWS for man rear end.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
What kind of a person tattoos his rear end cheeks, but not his chest? Just asking questions, here.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Those tattoos own.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

I hate that I noticed this, but(t) is there some symbolic reason as to why they’re different?

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
“How he’s passing his Arsenal DNA on to our young guns”

For fucks sake

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Vinestalk posted:

“How he’s passing his Arsenal DNA on to our young guns”

BIG UNAI KNEW

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Arsène knew

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Holy poo poo ANAL

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

OoO

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Kurtofan posted:

Holy poo poo ANAL
Up the Arse!

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Gay gunners

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
tbf "Anal" works as a response to pretty much all those article blurbs

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

vyelkin posted:

tbf "Anal" works as a response to pretty much all those article blurbs

every single one imo

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://mobile.twitter.com/ASRomaEN/status/1011596275031183362

lol

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



vyelkin posted:

tbf "Anal" works as a response to pretty much all those article blurbs

:eyepop:

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

vyelkin posted:

tbf "Anal" works as a response to pretty much all those article blurbs

Slap a B on the front of it and see how everyone really feels.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

KomodoWagon posted:

What kind of a person tattoos his rear end cheeks, but not his chest? Just asking questions, here.

me

Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




^^this is u ^^this is me

got to be a pisstake this

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



https://twitter.com/Millar_Colin/status/1011864488490995712

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Pogba is a good lad who means well.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

What an incredibly condescending tweet

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
"He is fluent in French"

African AIDS cum posted:

What an incredibly condescending tweet

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Yeah after a re-read it seems condescending as hell, I initially took it as "your dumb haircut doesn't mean you're dumb".

I was just impressed that he speaks better Spanish than Diego Costa.

Simone Poodoin fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Jun 28, 2018

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