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Solice Kirsk posted:Beer is a drug the same way coffee is a drug (not really). I challenge someone to show me where beer directly lead to poor decision making or injury. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia
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Mine was supposed to be more tongue in cheek. Maybe I didn't go far enough? How far is too far enough though?
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Jun 26, 2018 07:13
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The more direct the incorrect statement, the deeper you have to lean into it or it seems simply malicious instead of humorous. This was test #1 stuff.
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Jun 26, 2018 07:15
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:We're in the same class and the semester just started. oh, sweet summer child.
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Jun 26, 2018 07:16
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Solice Kirsk posted:Beer is a drug the same way coffee is a drug (not really). I challenge someone to show me where beer directly lead to poor decision making or injury. Steel reserve is directly responsible for me and my roommate getting banned from a papa johns and having the manager yell at us that if we ever tried to order a pizza again he would poo poo on it, as my roommate puked all over the floor.
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Jun 26, 2018 07:46
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people should do more drugs
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Jun 26, 2018 12:02
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Steel reserve is directly responsible for me and my roommate getting banned from a papa johns and having the manager yell at us that if we ever tried to order a pizza again he would poo poo on it, as my roommate puked all over the floor. You gotta really pound the brewskies to get drunk so he had stacks of empty beer bottles in him room and even after a shower he smelled like a case of empties left in the sun.
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Jun 26, 2018 12:28
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Wouldn't that get you hella fat as well? I suppose they call it a beer belly for a reason.
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Jun 26, 2018 12:34
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I lived in a goon house in college and we were all alcoholics to one degree or another. The guy that took the cake though would wake up at like noon on a Saturday and take a beer with him into the shower and wouldn't stop until he passed out listening to Oingo Boingo sometime around midnight.
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Jun 26, 2018 12:38
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Steel reserve is directly responsible for me and my roommate getting banned from a papa johns and having the manager yell at us that if we ever tried to order a pizza again he would poo poo on it, as my roommate puked all over the floor. Well that's it, I'm never drinking THAT brand again
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Jun 26, 2018 12:44
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Steel Reserve is one of the worst beers in existence. That, Camo Silver Ice, and Panther Ice Ale are the absolute bottom tier of beer. I've drank bottles of Night Train Express and fallen asleep on park benches in November in Chicago, and even I steer clear of those.
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Jun 26, 2018 12:54
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Wouldn't that get you hella fat as well? I suppose they call it a beer belly for a reason. Yeah my roomie was very sporty so he should have had a sixpack but instead he had a hard round little starter beer gut. He also rarely consumed anything that wasn't beer. There's a cutesy term but it escapes me. Alcorexic?
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Jun 26, 2018 13:19
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There's a reason "hold my beer and watch this" is a well-known phrase.
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Jun 26, 2018 14:22
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alcohol has zero value to society and should be banned. imho repeal the 21st amendment and replace it with the 420th amendment iykwim
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Jun 26, 2018 16:38
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lotta folks ITT must be a huge hit at parties
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Jun 26, 2018 16:49
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Na, the difference between me at zero drinks and 1-5 drinks is just me getting exponentially more handsome and funny until eventually I am the funniest handsomenest guy at the party and everyone is like "drat, bust rodd you are so funny and smart" and then I wake up on the floor of a pawn shop next to a bucket of red puke and a the sound of sleep apnea that woke me up is not, in fact, my own.
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Booze is tons of fun, but, I agree that prohibition probably would have held if they'd been smart enough to let people smoke weed instead and our society would probably have been better off but we don't live in that future so it's absolutely a porque-no-los-dos scenario for your individual decision-making
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Jun 26, 2018 16:57
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Solice Kirsk posted:Steel Reserve is one of the worst beers in existence. That, Camo Silver Ice, and Panther Ice Ale are the absolute bottom tier of beer. I've drank bottles of Night Train Express and fallen asleep on park benches in November in Chicago, and even I steer clear of those. It grows on you if you drink enough of it. I actually prefer it to things like bud/miller/coors light (although coors original is superior).
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quote:I'm wearing officially licensed Neon Genesis Evangelion underpants. Wearing anime underwear is basically an implicit admission that you will not get laid today quote:My confession is I've found a new way to fund Lowtax's new neck AND troll the forums: buying big angry titles for one person in a slapfight. I think I've seen this a few times People very rarely admit to having bought someone a red-text, but sometimes the confusion seems genuine
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Jun 26, 2018 17:59
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lol anime bloomers what is with all the sad lame puppetmaster folks
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Jun 26, 2018 18:14
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i start pretend slapfights in gibbs so lurking puppetmasters think they're smartypants when they buy one of us a bad avatar you're welcome Lowtax 
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Jun 26, 2018 18:19
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Solice Kirsk posted:Steel Reserve is one of the worst beers in existence. That, Camo Silver Ice, and Panther Ice Ale are the absolute bottom tier of beer. I've drank bottles of Night Train Express and fallen asleep on park benches in November in Chicago, and even I steer clear of those. I had a buddy who lived with a couple of alcoholics. He drank steel reserve exclusively at the time because it was the only beer he could get that they wouldn't steal
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Jun 26, 2018 19:14
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Anime Underpants is clearly fake, nobody wants to be Shinji (including Shinji)
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Jun 26, 2018 19:17
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My dad still can't drink beer because he had a really bad experience with Colt .45 when he was like 13 and all beer just tastes like that to him now (he still drinks ofc; he's wine- and hard-liquor-only) Last time I had either Steel Reserve or Colt .45 was in college, because we needed 40s for a band tradition and you can't get good beer in a 40. I don't remember them tasting noticeably different from each other.
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Jun 26, 2018 19:20
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Get in the normal underpants, Shinji.
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Jun 26, 2018 19:20
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I'm curious, are we talking about kid-style branded underwear where it's tighty-whities with a picture of your cartoon character of choice emblazoned on the rear end, or is it more like boxers with hearts on them only instead of hearts it's waifus?
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Jun 26, 2018 19:22
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Neither is acceptable because boxer-briefs are the underwear of adults.
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Jun 26, 2018 19:23
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RFC2324 posted:I had a buddy who lived with a couple of alcoholics. He drank steel reserve exclusively at the time because it was the only beer he could get that they wouldn't steal Whenever I went to a byob party in college I would always bring steels or if I was feeling fancy, natural ice. Nobody would touch it, it was great. They didn't even mind when you asked if you could bring whatever was left over home. I mean, the concept is bring your own beer, not share your own beer.
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loquacius posted:I'm curious, are we talking about kid-style branded underwear where it's tighty-whities with a picture of your cartoon character of choice emblazoned on the rear end, or is it more like boxers with hearts on them only instead of hearts it's waifus? 
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Jun 26, 2018 19:38
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those would only work on a dude with a massive erection
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Jun 26, 2018 19:43
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Lol if you have avatars on or care about red titles on this dead gay forums Embrace minimalism
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Jun 26, 2018 19:45
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It's easy to be minimalist when you steal other people's food 
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Jun 26, 2018 19:51
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I heard that steel reserve, Milwaukee's best, etc. are substandard batches that come from the same facilities as major brands. like for example natural ice is Coors that didn't pass a quality check but is still legally drinkable
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value-brand cereal posted:Lol if you have avatars on or care about red titles on this dead gay forums shut up, thief you twat
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Son of Man posted:I heard that steel reserve, Milwaukee's best, etc. are substandard batches that come from the same facilities as major brands. like for example natural ice is Coors that didn't pass a quality check but is still legally drinkable Except these poo poo beers are almost certainly produced in larger or equivalent quantities. There's no way they're just doing a test taste of every batch before deciding what label to throw on them. And how dare you speak ill of Milwaukee's Best.
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Jun 27, 2018 02:16
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I got this Avatar without red text but honestly what could the red text add to make this worse?
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Jun 27, 2018 02:29
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"we're dating your mom now, call me chad dad"
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Atlas Hugged posted:Except these poo poo beers are almost certainly produced in larger or equivalent quantities. There's no way they're just doing a test taste of every batch before deciding what label to throw on them. The beast has gotten me through some rough times
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Bust Rodd posted:I got this Avatar without red text but honestly what could the red text add to make this worse? "Never made it as a wise man"
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"my rear end in a top hat hurts and it's not from spicy food" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loetZcU7yr0
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