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MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012


So... I should expect Guatemalan SOF raids in Wisconsin soon?

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Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009

And the graft goes on.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


*Shuts down a Golden Corral every day at lunch.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Casimir Radon posted:

*Shuts down a Golden Corral every day at lunch.

First thing she'll ever do to actually protect American citizens.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

Casimir Radon posted:

*Shuts down a Golden Corral every day at lunch.

Just gives them even more of a reason to deny her service, lol

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Nah, golden corral is a republican trough.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Found out today that Sanders is 35. I always thought she was in her 40's.

Hate ages you like no other, jesus.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

This administration is completely unoriginal. There was a story line in the West Wing where the press secretary got Secret Service protection like 16 years ago.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

That Works posted:

Can't wait for the "Try not being poor" jacket this time.

No, it'll say "Try not being brown".

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

That Works posted:

Can't wait for the "Try not being poor" jacket this time.

"¿DONDE ESTAS MAMI Y PAPI?"

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Handsome Ralph posted:

Found out today that Sanders is 35. I always thought she was in her 40's.

Hate ages you like no other, jesus.

Should've listened to her mother, turns out your face DOES freeze in that position.

Edit: I read the below as a different type of SS, based on current news!

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Jun 27, 2018

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I need the SS to protect my fee fees

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
its happening gif

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-06-26/mueller-poised-to-zero-in-on-trump-russia-collusion-allegations

quote:

Special Counsel Robert Mueller is preparing to accelerate his probe into possible collusion between Donald Trump’s presidential campaign and Russians who sought to interfere in the 2016 election, according to a person familiar with the investigation.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
In today's primary, Democrat House Rep Joe Crowley (NY-14), who is also the House Caucus Chairman, is getting the life beaten out of him by progressive Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. A woman who 9 months ago was passing campaign fliers out of a paper bag while she was waitressing.

57.4% Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 12,212
42.6% Joe Crowley* 9,063
81.5% of precincts reporting (366/449)

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1011781330210902016

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1011782798632472577

:itshappening:

edit: Beaten like Crowley

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Proud Christian Mom posted:

In today's primary, Democrat House Rep Joe Crowley (NY-14), who is also the House Caucus Chairman, is getting the life beaten out of him by progressive Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. A woman who 9 months ago was passing campaign fliers out of a paper bag while she was waitressing.

57.4% Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 12,212
42.6% Joe Crowley* 9,063
81.5% of precincts reporting (366/449)



You can do it!

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Maryland is trickling in...Chelsea Manning has 4.9% of the vote in the Senate Primary

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


sharknado slashfic posted:

Maryland is trickling in...Chelsea Manning has 4.9% of the vote in the Senate Primary
After palling around with Nazis. Some people are too loving stupid.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Proud Christian Mom posted:

In today's primary, Democrat House Rep Joe Crowley (NY-14), who is also the House Caucus Chairman, is getting the life beaten out of him by progressive Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. A woman who 9 months ago was passing campaign fliers out of a paper bag while she was waitressing.

I knew nothing about this race and this kind of result is surprising...

https://twitter.com/Ed_Demaria/status/1011787196603432960

Until you see that ad. Geez.


Edit: For below, Chuck Tingle does that a LOT. Usually you get a few cryptic tweets and he's back to "normal" in a day. Too many chocolate milks.

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Jun 27, 2018

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Bad news, buckaroos- it appears that our friend Dr. Chuck Tingle is decamping for more pleasant timelines. Dunno when he'll be back.

https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/1011787831117660160

What does he know that we don't? :tinfoil:

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

facialimpediment posted:

I knew nothing about this race and this kind of result is surprising...

https://twitter.com/Ed_Demaria/status/1011787196603432960

Until you see that ad. Geez.

:yeah:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
RIP

https://twitter.com/stephenatap/status/1011788852330205184

https://twitter.com/JesseRodriguez/status/1011788774647443461

Whoever helped her with that ad needs to be the lead Democratic admaker this year. Been a while since an ad got me like that.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


facialimpediment posted:

I knew nothing about this race and this kind of result is surprising...

https://twitter.com/Ed_Demaria/status/1011787196603432960

Until you see that ad. Geez.


Edit: For below, Chuck Tingle does that a LOT. Usually you get a few cryptic tweets and he's back to "normal" in a day. Too many chocolate milks.

I'm in love. I hope she sticks to her guns and gets poo poo done.

Tryzzub
Jan 1, 2007

Mudslide Experiment

worth it

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Crowley is head of Queens Dem Party and is favorite to be House Minority Leader or Speaker when Pelosi finally retires. He outspent her 10-1 and refused to even show for some debates, figuring that appearing to give this credibility would hurt his national view.

57.6% Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 12,857
42.4% Joe Crowley* 9,448
85.3% of precincts reporting (383/449)

lol

Solaris 2.0
May 14, 2008

sharknado slashfic posted:

Maryland is trickling in...Chelsea Manning has 4.9% of the vote in the Senate Primary

Meh.

The more important race is Ben Jealous is in the lead!

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
This woman has balls. I like this.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Solaris 2.0 posted:

Meh.

The more important race is Ben Jealous is in the lead!

Yeah I'm into that.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Bad news, buckaroos- it appears that our friend Dr. Chuck Tingle is decamping for more pleasant timelines. Dunno when he'll be back.

Someone told him the news and that was that.

https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/1011791385400258560

https://twitter.com/patkiernan/status/1011787851422453760

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Crowley is head of Queens Dem Party and is favorite to be House Minority Leader or Speaker when Pelosi finally retires. He outspent her 10-1 and refused to even show for some debates, figuring that appearing to give this credibility would hurt his national view.

57.6% Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 12,857
42.4% Joe Crowley* 9,448
85.3% of precincts reporting (383/449)

lol

:lol: he Sanforded himself except a good candidate benefited

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
From what I could tell, he was a pretty solid liberal Democrat. Why was he a primary target?

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Stultus Maximus posted:

From what I could tell, he was a pretty solid liberal Democrat. Why was he a primary target?

https://twitter.com/Ed_Demaria/status/1011787196603432960

Watch that ad.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

CommieGIR posted:

This woman has balls. I like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WptuNxdUOaA

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Stultus Maximus posted:

From what I could tell, he was a pretty solid liberal Democrat. Why was he a primary target?

Shot across the bow to the Wall street dems.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

That Works posted:

Shot across the bow to the Wall street dems.

What was Crowley's wall street connection?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Stultus Maximus posted:

What was Crowley's wall street connection?

....did you miss his donors list?

https://twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/1011786192210350081

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Stultus Maximus posted:

From what I could tell, he was a pretty solid liberal Democrat. Why was he a primary target?

Seems like one of those occasion that there was a candidate people actually WANTED to vote for.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Crowley spent $3 million. Ocasio was loving waiting tables six months ago.

The New York Times didn't run a piece on her, the NY Daily News referred to her as "Rep. Crowley's primary opponent".

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Centrist Dems get hosed

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psydude
Apr 1, 2008


Are you aware of where Wall Street is relative to San Jose?

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