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Related: is there a single army reg haircut where someone doesn’t look like an idiot?
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Jun 24, 2018 00:05
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Probably none in a light infantry unit, no
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Jun 24, 2018 00:07
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Most haircuts are within regs considering the actual rules. But commander's discretion.
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Jun 24, 2018 00:07
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Like yeah if your unit is all hooah your skin must be showing hooah then rip
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Jun 24, 2018 00:09
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Vahakyla posted:Related: is there a single army reg haircut where someone doesn’t look like an idiot? I don't think changing your haircut will fix your image.
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Jun 24, 2018 03:59
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I don't think changing your haircut will fix your image.
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Jun 24, 2018 06:01
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mods change my name posted:Probably none in a light infantry unit, no We would do the old 2 on the sides mid fade and got away with it but I still got poo poo a lot for not rocking the high and tight. I just told them I liked looking like someone who doesn't beat their kids.
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Jun 24, 2018 06:43
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I don't think changing your haircut will fix your image. That’s what the nose job is for.
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Jun 24, 2018 07:33
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Vahakyla posted:That’s what the nose job is for. No, that’s what your next surgery after your jump in the fall is for - to fix the perma-hunch.
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Jun 24, 2018 08:21
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not caring here posted:I got Barry, swish. 
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Jun 24, 2018 14:10
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I never looked but I got out in 2014 and I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t get like a GWB leftover or something
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Jun 24, 2018 14:32
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Jun 24, 2018 21:20
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 There's too many soldiers that think poo poo like this is cool and good
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Jun 25, 2018 22:18
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Oh cool, a legit cult.
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Jun 25, 2018 22:19
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I hope those drinks spill, they get ants and some fresh e6 with a motto hard on does a room inspection at 3:45am (0345 for you still-a-dumbasses). boop the snoot fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Jun 25, 2018 |
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Jun 25, 2018 22:33
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I got an email from my senator's legislative correspondent basically saying "we support eliminating the SBP-DIC offset, but we don't know where we're gonna get the money for it from!" They had the misfortune of sending me this email on what would have been my fourth wedding anniversary, so I unloaded at them with both barrels.
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Jun 25, 2018 22:42
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boop the snoot posted:I hope those drinks spill, they get ants and some fresh e6 with a motto hard on does a room inspection at 3:45am (0345 for you still-a-dumbasses). I think those are candles
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Jun 25, 2018 23:13
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Slim Pickens posted:I think those are candles An open flame in my barracks?! I DON'T loving THINK SO!
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Jun 25, 2018 23:25
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Slim Pickens posted:I think those are candles boop the snoot posted:I hope those candles spill and burn the whole barracks down
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Jun 25, 2018 23:39
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Kinda ironic to have a book about Jesus on the shrine you constructed to your false idol.
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Jun 25, 2018 23:45
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As of 12:55 this afternoon I am officially never going to do a day of work for the army ever again. Now it's time to relax, take some heavy duty pain killers, and do whatever the gently caress I feel like until I'm mobile enough to clear.
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Jun 27, 2018 04:53
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Go smoke a poo poo ton of weed, brother
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Jun 27, 2018 04:55
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That's definitely on the docket. But mt ETS date isn't until the end of next month, so I've got to stick it out a few more weeks. But by then I'll be in Canada and high as gently caress all day every day until school starts.
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Jun 27, 2018 05:13
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Mustang posted:Go smoke a poo poo ton of weed, brother This. I had someone OD from the stuff we got unintentionally. That poo poo will kill you. Congratulations
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Jun 27, 2018 05:40
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I had surgery yesterday, so it's prescribed medication, I'm not just having some fun.
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Jun 27, 2018 06:31
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I'm so high that I barely remember the army rn
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Jun 27, 2018 06:35
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I can't wait for that to be me
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Jun 27, 2018 06:45
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Our poo poo was prescribed too. Just saying, people dont realize that the stuff basically tells your respiratory system to slow down. Do what you do, I just lost a good friend a year and a half ago from the stuff. I always tell people to be careful.
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Jun 27, 2018 06:47
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A Bad Poster posted:I can't wait for that to be me It can. Here's a tip, dont answer your phone.
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Jun 27, 2018 06:48
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I'm just kidding I still have nightmares where I have been forced back in and have a layout or something and I just yell at people that I'm retired or whatever
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Jun 27, 2018 07:04
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Qtiyd
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Jun 27, 2018 07:04
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Like they picked me up today and are immediately mad at my haircut
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Jun 27, 2018 07:07
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I'm probably just mental come to think of it
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Jun 27, 2018 07:08
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Soulex posted:Our poo poo was prescribed too. Just saying, people dont realize that the stuff basically tells your respiratory system to slow down. Do what you do, I just lost a good friend a year and a half ago from the stuff. I always tell people to be careful. Yeah, I'll be careful with this stuff. I know it's nothing to mess around with.
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Jun 27, 2018 07:31
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mods change my name posted:I'm probably just mental come to think of it Same
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Jun 27, 2018 07:35
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I've had way more nightmares about showing up unprepared for Army poo poo than I every had for school.
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Jun 27, 2018 13:58
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I've been out for 12 years. I still have dreams about: Being magically back in, but still having DCUs and needing to find a clothing and sales, being stopped by every NCO in existence for being out of uniform Being in uniform but not having my boots, unable to find them, constantly stepping on the boot blousing strings Being back in but my rank is wrong and I have to keep correcting people Being back in and arguing with everyone that I should be platoon leader because I'm the best educated loving indoctrination.
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Jun 27, 2018 14:03
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I like the dream where I'm supposed to be ready for deployment but I have no gear and nobody believes me when I tell them I'm not in the army anymore.
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Jun 27, 2018 14:27
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I have dreams where, for some reason, I have to go through basic training again.
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Jun 27, 2018 14:31
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I lost something at work. In the army, I’d be paying for that for weeks. After I copped to it at work, it was never brought up again. Lol gently caress the army.
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Jun 27, 2018 14:41
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