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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Spidey, your legs!

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ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
Iron Fist real confused by Spidey's ability to teleport behind him

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Pssht, nuthin' personnel kid.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012


Now what the gently caress. The bald assassin wasn't the bald goon from the alley.

Newspaper Spider-man is somehow confusing me, despite the glacial pace

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



oh no

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
they missed a big opportunity by not having his trailing bandana bits form a !? at the end there

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

they missed a big opportunity by not having his trailing bandana bits form a !? at the end there

The way it spiked up looks like his Spider-Sense is going off

"Don't team up with this dumbass, you're going to get hurt."

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

I hope his Spidey-Sense can tell him how to rotate stuff in the items menu or this story is gonna be reeeeallll long.

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!

You're so much better than this Danny, just do it on your own.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

uPen posted:

You're so much better than this Danny, just do it on your own.

He really isn't.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

uPen posted:

You're so much better than this Danny, just do it on your own.

I've seen his show, I know the truth.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Cabbit posted:

He really isn't.

howe_sam posted:

I've seen his show, I know the truth.

So not fair to hold a comic version of Danny Rand accountable for the tv version's actions.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

FronzelNeekburm posted:

I hope his Spidey-Sense can tell him how to rotate stuff in the items menu or this story is gonna be reeeeallll long.



Oh, that is on point. :golfclap:

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Lurdiak posted:

So not fair to hold a comic version of Danny Rand accountable for the tv version's actions.

It's true, Jeph Loeb is the real villain here

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Lurdiak posted:

So not fair to hold a comic version of Danny Rand accountable for the tv version's actions.

Clearly the studio saw the Spidey/Iron Fist team-up, wanted to make a show out of it, but decided to conflate the two characters: the body of Iron Fist, the mental capacity of Newspaper Spider-Man!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
hey, nsm is an idiot failure but he's a lovable idiot failure. nif is just bad and dumb.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
You know what I really want to see? A crossover between Netflix Iron First and MCU Spider-Man.

Teenage Spidey being the reasonable and competent one when compared to a thirty-something idiot would rule.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
I fully accept that Netflix Iron Fist survived the Thanos Snap by being too dumb to die

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
Is that......a reference to the Netflix shows? I assumed these were all written in the 80s and stored in a vault somewhere

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Thats right, spray him with sticky fluid after he turns you down.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Danny: ...please... please don't make me remember Defenders.... :cripes:

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Escobarbarian posted:

Is that......a reference to the Netflix shows? I assumed these were all written in the 80s and stored in a vault somewhere

They're still being written, allegedly by Stan Lee

Now, some people doubt this, but take the lead time into account and try to line up Stan's life events with the comic. It's actually heavily autobiographical.

On the first of this month, Stan Lee, a nurse, a lawyer, and a business partner were threatened by two gunmen

And remember all those blood transfusion shenanigans?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Oh no its a coded cry for help!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

Danny: ...please... please don't make me remember Defenders.... :cripes:

Making us remember Danny in the Defenders and not Jessica and Matt's interactions is a crime.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Tunicate posted:

They're still being written, allegedly by Stan Lee

Now, some people doubt this, but take the lead time into account and try to line up Stan's life events with the comic. It's actually heavily autobiographical.

On the first of this month, Stan Lee, a nurse, a lawyer, and a business partner were threatened by two gunmen

And remember all those blood transfusion shenanigans?

:vince:

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008


Shut up Spidey, it was a white lie because he doesn't want to work with you.

Anyway, how does he know about Iron Fist's partners? Three weeks Five minutes ago he had no idea who the guy was.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Qwertycoatl posted:

Shut up Spidey, it was a white lie because he doesn't want to work with you.

Anyway, how does he know about Iron Fist's partners? Three weeks Five minutes ago he had no idea who the guy was.

Yeah, wait, what the gently caress? Did he swipe Danny's Rolodex when we weren't looking?

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."



Okay, first of all, with the lousy word spacing in the second panel, I legit thought this was a bad edit.

Additionally, a few seconds ago Spider-Man didn't know who Iron Fist even -was-. Now he apparently knows an extensive list of people Iron Fist has teamed up with in the past.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

he didnt want to admit he watched the show

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


I refuse to believe even a fictional, mentally deficient character with not only a vulnerability, but a propensity toward head related trauma would watch Iron Fist and The Defenders in their entirety.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


You're all very gullible.

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
HAHAHA oh gently caress. Amazing work Tigg

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Oh no they both look fake now, which do i shoot??

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Shoot in the air. The true NSM will be hit anyway.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Elfface posted:

Shoot in the air. The true NSM will be hit anyway.

And in some nutty way, I win

eternaldough
Jan 16, 2017

Every strip from now on will have to be put under scrutiny.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Oh no they both look fake now, which do i shoot??

Why shoot when you can just throw a brick?

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Dont be alarmed, but the blood transfusions have spread.


(this is after the Phantom picked at some shrapnel in his skin and severed an artery)

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