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Skipping: a Lowtax-related bold claim (since that has gotten the thread gassed before); someone making unsavory comments about the kids being held in ICE campsquote:You know how in books or movies, there's this concept of a person being deleted from existence, and it's not that they died, it's that they were never born at all? But it's not quite right? Like things happened the way they did because this person was there, but now they weren't there, and things still had to have happened the way they did, so there's just this person-shaped hole in space and time, where causality doesn't quite make sense, and nobody can quite remember how or why exactly certain things happened the way they did? I can't think of any examples right now but just trust me it's a thing. I'd read this book quote:I make over $140,000 a year and haven't done any work in ten months. I got reassigned to a project that was doomed to fail in a remote office near the physical location of a plant that was designing special material for the project. Sure enough, the project failed. I was expecting to get assigned to another project. However, my boss wound up getting fired and I never heard who my new boss was. No new assignments, no word on any boss, and I'm still able to log into my computer and get a paycheck. At first, I sent e-mails asking around what I should do but when nobody had an answer, I eventually stopped following up. I show up to the office and gently caress around on my smartphone. I read the company-wide e-mails. I occasionally chat with some old co-workers just to stay on top of things. A couple months ago, some guy in the HR department asked to confirm my location and department, which I replied in the affirmative. I was thinking that was going to be the moment where they realize that I hadn't been doing work in months but nope. I got an e-mail this last week saying I was going to get a 4% raise, authorized by some guy who I never heard from before and never worked with. Something like this came up in the r/relationships thread for some reason and there is a legal risk here -- if HR finds out and they're feeling particularly litigious, they could decide you were defrauding them in some way. So tread lightly, and when you eventually get bored to the point of your brain melting and get a new job, quit with no notice and don't consent to any meetings or conversations with them. I'd totally believe something like this could happen -- goons.xls-havers might remember I've talked a lot about how I had a job once where the project I was brought in to work on was canceled within a month and I did basically gently caress-all for like two years. I still had a boss and they still had busywork for me so it's not QUITE the same, but only a couple degrees different.
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loquacius posted:
They can feel however they want - if OP is showing up to the jobsite and is available for work there's not much that can be done. You can sue anyone for anything. It's normal and accepted business practice to have staff idle... some Silicon Valley companies won't fire people for example, just bench them to goad them into quitting.
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 01:19 |
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The Will missing person story has been done by sci-fi/fantasy authors a couple of times, but this is a pretty good take on it. If you could flesh that out and turn it into a book you would really have something there. Don't ever reveal what exactly the deal was, and end on a cliffhanger when you find proof he existed.
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 02:01 |
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quote:I watch all the drama, and I take notes. "Goons .xls hurr" someone is probably exclaiming but no, more like goons.txt. If someone posts info about themselves - a city they live in, a photo, a college, a profession, a unique experience - I throw it in the text file. It's probably weird but it's harmless... I don't share it or use it in any way. I just like knowing things jumping around through this thread mostly at random, and, boy, this one starts in a weird place and just keeps getting weirder what's the consensus on how legit these things tend to be? big grain of salt? real but embellished? entirely fabricated? because that was a rollercoaster you start off wanting to sympathize the author, because they're your entry point into the story, then they drop this bomb and you're like "okay well that's kind of hosed up, I guess you're more like a chuck palahniuk protagonist?" then they start telling you about stumbling upon this elaborate fake person routine, and suddenly you're back on their side, because their weird behavior is now a superpower that exposed something weirder. then it goes another level deeper and... tbh I couldn't really parse what happened because they didn't finish one of their sentences(?) and it seems like they made a couple weird leaps but yeah I'm pretty sure last time I checked one of these anonymous confession threads, it was mostly like "I like the smell of my own poop!" and "I hosed a dog to death!" and "I'm the op and I masturbate to this thread and live in the trash!" not sure what changed but I approve. voted 5 reminds me more of the old summer ghost story threads, but instead of ghosts it's deeply weird poo poo people get up to in their private lives
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 02:44 |
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Cubone posted:"I'm the op and I masturbate to this thread and live in the trash!" Hey now, my new house is getting cleaner and cleaner every day and we're even putting away the boxes once we unpack them now
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 03:06 |
There are a couple possibilities with Will. The supplied explanation that he's an artificial memory construct that also fills in mundane memories that have been lost, like the mystery flashlight. Will has achieved ultimate transcendence and thru some metempsychotic event mantled the godhead. You partially remember him because he can't bring himself to totally erase his mortal past for inexplicable god reasons or nostalgia or something. Will has been incompletely unmade. Before I was deprived of some of my best oldest books, one was about a similar scenario. I can't really describe it because it was really complex and good and I haven't been able to read it in decades, but this also requires supernatural events. Someone broke time like an rear end in a top hat and Will is collateral damage. The time travel waves haven't completely propagated yet so you still remember him. Maybe the paradox will resolve itself. Will pissed off the illuminati and they simply haven't gotten around to bombarding you with the necessary psi energy, so he's not completely damnatio memoriae'd yet Am I missing anything? Maybe he was subject to psychic terrorism or there was the memetic equivalent of an industrial accident?
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 04:47 |
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That Will confession reminds me of that awesome Lacey Rinehart story from the spooky stories thread from years ago. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1970998 Kosmo Gallion fucked around with this message at 12:04 on Jun 29, 2018 |
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In a hurry today, have a wedding in my wife's family basically all day so here's an early, rushed feshpostquote:I have a criminal history and spent two years in prison. I've been out since 2015, got off parole in 2017, and I've got a steady job at a retail/pharmacy place. I'm trying to get into a position that allows me to work both the retail and pharmacy positions, which also comes with a $1.50 raise (I'd be at $10.75/hr woo). I had to pass a background check to get into my current position, but I have to pass another to get into the pharmacy. I guess the first one wasn't comprehensive enough? quote:Simple confession: I happened to notice the SA app icon on a coworker's phone and found out they're a notorious poster. I've definitely said some poo poo on SA that would keep me from running for office (in either party, for different posts)
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 13:19 |
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quote:I make over $140,000 a year and haven't done any work in ten months. I got reassigned to a project that was doomed to fail in a remote office near the physical location of a plant that was designing special material for the project. Sure enough, the project failed. I was expecting to get assigned to another project. However, my boss wound up getting fired and I never heard who my new boss was. No new assignments, no word on any boss, and I'm still able to log into my computer and get a paycheck. At first, I sent e-mails asking around what I should do but when nobody had an answer, I eventually stopped following up. I show up to the office and gently caress around on my smartphone. I read the company-wide e-mails. I occasionally chat with some old co-workers just to stay on top of things. A couple months ago, some guy in the HR department asked to confirm my location and department, which I replied in the affirmative. I was thinking that was going to be the moment where they realize that I hadn't been doing work in months but nope. I got an e-mail this last week saying I was going to get a 4% raise, authorized by some guy who I never heard from before and never worked with. The satellite location thing is going to make it tougher but personally I'd take this as a grand opportunity to invent my own job. Like, come up with something at the company that needs done, would be interesting to do, and nobody is doing. Then just pretend that the last boss put you on this project. What are they going to do, ask the guy they fired? As long as you produce some kind of product that looks like work; it won't matter that you took a 10 month vacation. You might even parlay that into a higher position if you make somebody high up happy enough. Unless you just hate your industry this is a great opportunity to do something interesting and useful with no attached bureaucracy, paperwork, or deadlines. You can even wrangle low level people in the company into doing some of the work for you. Tell an intern to do something and they'll probably do it because they have no idea whether you're important or not and they're bored anyway. Leviathan Song fucked around with this message at 13:23 on Jun 29, 2018 |
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dont poke around in someone elses poo poo ya weirdo.
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 13:24 |
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The idea of being fired for SA posts is kind of ridiculous. I post a lot of stupid poo poo all the time that I don't actually believe but would probably get me fired because I'm either drunk or bored (or both) and think it's fun at the time to be inflammatory. If it was something with your name attached like facebook or twitter etc then it's different, but words on an (alleged) comedy forum that are more or less anonymous don't harm the company image in any way so it doesn't need to be brought to their attention. Plus there's the fact that you'd have to admit you snooped around on a coworker's computer, which at least in my job is something you just don't do, ever, and would likely lead to severe consequences.
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 13:29 |
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loquacius posted:In a hurry today, have a wedding in my wife's family basically all day so here's an early, rushed feshpost Reverse internet detective goon: Sneak onto their machine and post a banme. A funny one
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 13:36 |
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There are an absolute shitload of companies that hire felons. Even if the pharmacy thing doesn't work out -- and yeah there's a good chance they won't want you handling controlled substances -- you could go to any of these companies.
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 13:57 |
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I just took a hiring managers workshop at work. You cannot be legally denied employment for a criminal record unless the record is directly related to the work. But it’s super gray. And the workshop, presented by an outside company, basically illustrated how it’s how you document the hire/no hire, not the reason. So probably depends on the crime and the hiring person. There used to be no law around this and he said at that time everyone with a criminal record was immediately culled during hiring.
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 14:03 |
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The missing Will confession reminded me of John dies at the end, which was a completely ridiculous story that was published online a decade or two ago and was available for free for a while. It featured this trope, along with many other nonsensical ideas, and it was fairly entertaining. So thank you confessor for reminding me of something I had enjoyed when I was younger and stupider. I googled it just now and it turns out they made a movie out of it. I’m not gonna watch it.
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 14:37 |
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loquacius posted:In a hurry today, have a wedding in my wife's family basically all day so here's an early, rushed feshpost Libertarians probably wouldn’t care yeah I eat rear end posted:The idea of being fired for SA posts is kind of ridiculous. I post a lot of stupid poo poo all the time that I don't actually believe but would probably get me fired because I'm either drunk or bored (or both) and think it's fun at the time to be inflammatory. If it was something with your name attached like facebook or twitter etc then it's different, but words on an (alleged) comedy forum that are more or less anonymous don't harm the company image in any way so it doesn't need to be brought to their attention. Couldn’t the fesser just lie and say they saw SA open on their phone or computer and Googled the username? Too lazy to scroll but iirc they saw the app icon on a phone originally? Sten Freak posted:I just took a hiring managers workshop at work. You cannot be legally denied employment for a criminal record unless the record is directly related to the work. But it’s super gray. And the workshop, presented by an outside company, basically illustrated how it’s how you document the hire/no hire, not the reason. So probably depends on the crime and the hiring person. This presumes they’re dumb enough to give a reason. Also this isn’t true everywhere- some states like California have laws saying you can’t discriminate on crim history but they’re largely an exception
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I've heard that white men with criminal histories get hired more than black men without.
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Caganer posted:This presumes they’re dumb enough to give a reason. Also this isn’t true everywhere- some states like California have laws saying you can’t discriminate on crim history but they’re largely an exception Also he's not going to sue if he doesn't get the position but if he were qualified they'd have to give a reason why they passed him over.
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Sten Freak posted:It's a federal law, title VII. But honestly I don't think it really helps the guy. Given it's a pharmacy they are going to probably reject him as soon as the history pops. Yes BUT anything involving theft or violence is valid to be concerned about which means it’s useless for many. Companies are never obligated to provide a reason outside of a courtroom which someone w no money will not get to
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Guy with goon coworker goon: What thread was he looking at? It doesn't necessarily have to be one he (or she) posts in. I bet it was Three olives
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wesleywillis posted:Guy with goon coworker goon: What thread was he looking at? It doesn't necessarily have to be one he (or she) posts in. Kyoon obviously.
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I was a little worried it was me since I leave my laptop unlocked at work and browse the forums there all the time, but I wouldn't say i'm "very notorious", just intensely disliked by a handful of people, and then I got to the part where they are known for being "very skilled" and well-liked and all the charity stuff and then I knew 100% it was not me.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I was a little worried it was me since I leave my laptop unlocked at work and browse the forums there all the time, but I wouldn't say i'm "very notorious", just intensely disliked by a handful of people, and then I got to the part where they are known for being "very skilled" and well-liked and all the charity stuff and then I knew 100% it was not me. I only find you notorious for your knowledge of eating rear end. I mean, if you didn't have a heap on knowledge on the subject you would have chosen a different user name right?
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 20:13 |
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In case anyone was wondering, no I don't eat rear end
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:That Will confession reminds me of that awesome Lacey Rinehart story from the spooky stories thread from years ago. Considering that's TwoWorlds, I'm genuinely surprised Lacey was not a fictional character in Ari's/TwoWorlds' head. Also it's really weird a ton of goons got involved in harmlessly doxxing this lady. I hope Ari stayed the gently caress away from her. Trying to 'rescue a damsel in distress' is so loving weird.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I was a little worried it was me since I leave my laptop unlocked at work and browse the forums there all the time, but I wouldn't say i'm "very notorious", just intensely disliked by a handful of people, and then I got to the part where they are known for being "very skilled" and well-liked and all the charity stuff and then I knew 100% it was not me. I like your posts
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SciFiDownBeat posted:In case anyone was wondering, no I don't eat rear end Sucks to be you
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Caganer posted:I like your posts thank you friend
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yeah I eat rear end posted:The idea of being fired for SA posts is kind of ridiculous. I post a lot of stupid poo poo all the time that I don't actually believe but would probably get me fired because I'm either drunk or bored (or both) and think it's fun at the time to be inflammatory. If it was something with your name attached like facebook or twitter etc then it's different, but words on an (alleged) comedy forum that are more or less anonymous don't harm the company image in any way so it doesn't need to be brought to their attention. I reported someone at my company for a SA post, but that was their own dumb fault. They posted confidential company information with enough details that it could be narrowed down to just one person in the company. Out the door that day. I don't feel bad, wtf are you posting poo poo for after signing an NDA?
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 21:04 |
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i'm actually torn on the "being fired for posts" being ridiculous. if it's generic offensive/troll poo poo, then yes i'd take issue. but if someone's a nazi or incel or something that to me becomes an issue since it's happening during work hours and arguably contributes to a hostile work environment if a coworker discovers you're posting about FEEEEEEMALES between tickets
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 21:09 |
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People who write stories with names like Will and W at the time should have their hands smashed with a sledgehammer
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Pelvic Floor Wax posted:I reported someone at my company for a SA post, but that was their own dumb fault. They posted confidential company information with enough details that it could be narrowed down to just one person in the company. Out the door that day. I don't feel bad, wtf are you posting poo poo for after signing an NDA? Well that's different, like the facebook/twitter stuff. If it can be tied to a specific person or just the company by an outside party then yes it's a problem and they should be fired.
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Lou Takki posted:Kyoon obviously. The first name that popped into my head was: Pick
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Ratzap posted:The first name that popped into my head was: Pick Pick has previously said that she hates her coworkers, does nothing for them, and occasionally murders them. Probably not her. I thought it might be me but then i remember my company has not given me internet access lol (I have it anyways (hack the planet))
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# ? Jun 30, 2018 03:32 |
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It's me, I'm charitygoon.
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PetraCore posted:It's me, I'm charitygoon. Give me a dollar
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Odd posted:Give me a dollar
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# ? Jun 30, 2018 03:58 |
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It's niggerstomper. Or smelliet
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# ? Jun 30, 2018 04:57 |
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dgsw. or maybe nooner.
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Forgotten employee goon: Start looking for a new job ASAP. The faster you jump ship the less likely it is to sink. Don't even dare try to double dip either. Get a new job, cut and run, don't answer any calls from HR, admit to nothing.
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