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Jun 28, 2018 21:49
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im on the net me boys posted:They aren't bobbleheads. At least, there are variations that are bobbleheads, but most are stationary. They're just little vinyl figures. 01011001 posted:plastic figures that are usually some kind of nerd media character which go on top of a computer desk or in a cubicle in a vague attempt to prove to coworkers that you have some spark left ok so theyre bobbleheads but nerd-branded and (like everything nerd-branded) three times as expensive
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Jun 28, 2018 22:24
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finally, i've found my calling
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Jun 28, 2018 22:44
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wouldn't the crows eventually develop a taste for the cigarette butts due to the nicotine?
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Jun 28, 2018 22:46
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CoolCab posted:wouldn't the crows eventually develop a taste for the cigarette butts due to the nicotine? put even more nicotine in the treat to up their tolerance and keep them hooked on your poo poo
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Jun 28, 2018 22:48
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eventually all species will be enslaved to the megacorps
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Jun 28, 2018 22:55
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Pushing drugs to birds to save the environment Who said capitalism isn't inventive
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Jun 28, 2018 22:56
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I like crows, they're cool and cute. 
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Jun 28, 2018 23:03
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MonsieurChoc posted:I like crows, they're cool and cute. now they might swarm smokers and snatch their still lit cigs for delicious treats. or possibly just toss sticks and literally anything like a cigarette that will trigger treat dispensing
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Jun 28, 2018 23:19
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Marzzle posted:now they might swarm smokers and snatch their still lit cigs for delicious treats. or possibly just toss sticks and literally anything like a cigarette that will trigger treat dispensing yeah what if crows grab still-lit cigarettes during wildfire-season and drop them by accident into the forest
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Jun 28, 2018 23:21
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EugeneJ posted:yeah what if crows grab still-lit cigarettes during wildfire-season and drop them by accident into the forest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJQh22sCTZI
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Jun 28, 2018 23:28
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Krankenstyle posted:cant wait for gangs of crows to SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH me up and steal my cigarettes 
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Jun 28, 2018 23:32
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loving crows taking MY JOB
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Jun 28, 2018 23:33
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The Smoking Crows
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Jun 28, 2018 23:34
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burma-shave
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Jun 28, 2018 23:45
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Are cigarette butts even a major concern anymore; train them to harass vapers who cloudchase.
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Jun 29, 2018 00:05
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Shear Modulus posted:ok so theyre bobbleheads but nerd-branded and (like everything nerd-branded) three times as expensive pretty much except worse somehow
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Jun 29, 2018 00:24
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Quixotic1 posted:Are cigarette butts even a major concern anymore; train them to harass vapers who cloudchase. something like 30% of Americans smoke, and not smoke as in use tobacco products of some kind but like, actual cigarettes
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Jun 29, 2018 00:55
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MonsieurChoc posted:I like crows, they're cool and cute. this morning on my way in to work I saw and heard one cawing endlessly in the middle of the freeway off ramp and noticed both of its legs had been crushed along with some of his left wing. he couldn’t move. I kept going because I had to get in to work and press some buttons.
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Jun 29, 2018 01:39
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HEY NONG MAN posted:this morning on my way in to work I saw and heard one cawing endlessly in the middle of the freeway off ramp and noticed both of its legs had been crushed along with some of his left wing. he couldn’t move. Why did you tell me this noooooooo
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Jun 29, 2018 01:58
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HEY NONG MAN posted:this morning on my way in to work I saw and heard one cawing endlessly in the middle of the freeway off ramp and noticed both of its legs had been crushed along with some of his left wing. he couldn’t move. The crow lies there, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its wings, trying to turn itself over, but it cannot do so without your help. You are not helping. Why?
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Jun 29, 2018 04:02
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at work some kids added me to a text chain they all use specifically for texting out photos of dead animals they find. I’m too scared to let them know how soft I am.
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Jun 29, 2018 04:03
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HEY NONG MAN posted:at work some kids added me to a text chain they all use specifically for texting out photos of dead animals they find. you can't, which is why you need to take a picture of a dead cat and pretend it's one of their pets
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Jun 29, 2018 04:07
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Artificial womb development is still on a steady pace https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/sep/04/artifical-womb-women-ectogenesis-baby-fertility here's a gif of an artifical womb with a lamb subject https://gfycat.com/GrandFabulousArabianoryx
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Jun 29, 2018 05:14
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I'm with Bujold in that true equality for women can't exist without uterine replicators
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Jun 29, 2018 05:22
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Larry Parrish posted:I'm with Bujold in that true equality for women can't exist without uterine replicators only issue i see is that it could gently caress with abortion rights
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Jun 29, 2018 05:25
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Larry Parrish posted:I'm with Bujold in that true equality for women can't exist without uterine replicators i won't rest until Junior is real
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Jun 29, 2018 05:26
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It's gonna be weird as hell when artificial womb babies come out way healthier than regular babies because of the perfectly controlled nutrients and hormones and people opt to do that. It's one of those things that would be great if it's a right and dystopian if it's not and poor people all have worse-off newborns (besides for the reasons that already happens)
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Jun 29, 2018 05:31
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HorrificExistence posted:only issue i see is that it could gently caress with abortion rights Great news! Those are already dead in the U.S., as of yesterday.
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Jun 29, 2018 05:43
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https://twitter.com/jongold/status/931700690195324928 https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1011039248386965504
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Jun 29, 2018 06:47
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im the developer who implements the Mad Max mode in an autopilot and shrugs and goes "its a living!!"
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Jun 29, 2018 06:53
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elon made the flamethrower so he could add a guitar to it later
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Jun 29, 2018 06:55
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anime was right posted:elon made the flamethrower so he could add a guitar to it later this is 100% true and you cannot argue with this natural law of the universe.
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Jun 29, 2018 06:55
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is "mad max mode" when one of his cars guillotines its passengers because can they all be put in mad max mode if so
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Jun 29, 2018 07:18
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wait, "aggressive" why does the car have settings to make it less safe to begin with
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Jun 29, 2018 07:19
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Al! posted:wait, "aggressive" why does the car have settings to make it less safe to begin with 
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Jun 29, 2018 07:22
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Jeb! Repetition posted:It's gonna be weird as hell when artificial womb babies come out way healthier than regular babies because of the perfectly controlled nutrients and hormones and people opt to do that. It's one of those things that would be great if it's a right and dystopian if it's not and poor people all have worse-off newborns (besides for the reasons that already happens) only the rich will have babies because poor people cant afford them. https://youtu.be/CWILhrSzw5o
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Jun 29, 2018 07:51
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got any sevens posted:only the rich will have babies because poor people cant afford them. oh poo poo the future is here
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Jun 29, 2018 08:02
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Al! posted:is "mad max mode" when one of his cars guillotines its passengers because can they all be put in mad max mode if so tesla: the most cutting edge in self-guillotine technology
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Jun 29, 2018 08:02
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HEY NONG MAN posted:at work some kids added me to a text chain they all use specifically for texting out photos of dead animals they find. softness isn't whether or not you feel like looking at the hot new dead animals softness is being unable to say, 'lol no thx you sick weirdos'
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Jun 29, 2018 09:44
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