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Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

*watches WW2 docos on the History channel avidly*

*has a live-in son who is nationally known as the guy who organized Charlottesville*

# ? Jun 29, 2018 03:43

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# ? May 28, 2024 22:03

Mr Interweb: Aug 25, 2004

FCKGW posted:

https://twitter.com/jimpjorps/status/1012395310461710339

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# ? Jun 29, 2018 03:47

Reclines Obesily: Jul 24, 2000; Hey Moona!; Slippery Tilde

im starting to think that post on 4chan about the ww2 vet beating the poo poo out of his nazi grandson is real

# ? Jun 29, 2018 03:57

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Data Graham posted:

*watches WW2 docos on the History channel avidly*

*has a live-in son who is nationally known as the guy who organized Charlottesville*

i can see his dad slowly cleaning his gun while in his la-z-boy

# ? Jun 29, 2018 04:04

A Gnarlacious Bro: Apr 25, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Love all these losers doing little Skype chats whith each other and hanging out on discord bitching and moaning about how their minions don't obey their epic plans

# ? Jun 29, 2018 04:14

A Gnarlacious Bro: Apr 25, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The only qualification to be a WN "thought leader" is to beilve that intimidating even bigger losers on discord and 4chan makes you charismatic and smart

# ? Jun 29, 2018 04:21

Reclines Obesily: Jul 24, 2000; Hey Moona!; Slippery Tilde

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Love all these losers doing little Skype chats whith each other and hanging out on discord bitching and moaning about how their minions don't obey their epic plans

# ? Jun 29, 2018 04:37

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Reclines Obesily posted:

drat this was the worst goon meet ever

# ? Jun 29, 2018 04:38

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Dreddout posted:

drat this was the worst goon meet ever

Nah.

# ? Jun 29, 2018 04:47

A Gnarlacious Bro: Apr 25, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Reclines Obesily posted:

"I'll join the discord" is Nazi "I'll make the website"

# ? Jun 29, 2018 04:52

Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

lmaoooooooooooooo that youtube vid is loving gold

all these little nazi-wannabe racist shits deserve to die

# ? Jun 29, 2018 05:32

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Reclines Obesily posted:

slackbastard posted an account written by somebody else before that happened and it's a good read about da tru blu cru

quote:

The True Blue Crew are rallying tomorrow in the city, holding a vague kind of �flag worship� event. It marks two years since an event in Coburg when the TBC got popular for punching on with lefties. Are you going to counter them or to wave a flag alongside them? Either way, it�s important to know what exactly the TBC is. Let�s recap and go through what we know in brief.

The TBC were formed after a few of their original core crew got into a scrap with some Antifa kids after a 2015 rally. �Never again,� they said! So, the TBC were originally meant to be a patriot answer to black bloc Anteefa contingents.

Their red letter day came in May 2016, when they took part in an organised attempt to have the far-right march through Coburg. Their brief, televised fights with masked lefties were a big popularity boost for them. TBC started charging membership fees � $20 a week, $10 for �casual� members. At one point, they were earning tens of thousands of dollars in just a few months! The money was being managed by TBC �President� Kane Miller�s partner and her sister and all of that money was going to Kane. He was largely spending it as he liked.

Behind closed doors, the �President� was abusing his partner. He even broke her back. He wasn�t the only woman-bashing TBC member, either � and when photographic evidence of another member�s brutal assault on his wife was made public, Kane avoided the increasing media spotlight on TBC by kicking Mark out. Members knew that decision made Kane a bit of a hypocrite, for the abovementioned reasons� So they started leaving the TBC. Kane�s abused partner finally left him too and the money management side of TBC went down the drain. The things she revealed about the abuse meant even more TBC members left the group � and they took their membership fees with them.

Kane went quiet for a long while, feeling defeated. TBC �club meetings� dwindled after a time to little more than 12 unemployed blokes sitting around sucking cones in Kane�s mum�s living room. But the lure of conning working class Aussies out of their hard-earned wages still called to Kane. So TBC returned somewhat with an Australia Day BBQ in St Kilda (a genius idea he came up with after a sesh watching the new Romper Stomper). And he had some stupid loving idea to wander around parks with a bunch of other losers looking for Sudanese children to fight. A meeting he held at Tom Sewell�s Cheltenham clubhouse was televised, with Channel 7 airing a description of the TBC�s initiative as being �like a Neighbourhood Watch� � and it seemed to the world like the TBC were back!

It was not like a Neighbourhood Watch. It was just more hare-brained, shard-addled fantasy garbage from a man who was desperate to be given more membership fees to enjoy himself with. He says it�s for a �clubhouse� but it isn�t and it never will be. TBC only have about 5-10 people contributing membership fees and they get most of their cash from merch. It�s not enough. Kane just wants to siphon more money out from poor, angry, confused Aussies.

That money won�t do anything but fund the TBC �President� and his lifestyle. This is a man who gets cash-in-hand from his Muslim boss (serious!) and has membership fees go into his mates� bank account so child support can�t take it. This is a man with convictions for domestic violence (he was also violent to his last ex, who also dumped him), multiple AVO breaches and firearms charges who won�t pay for his own child. Money given to TBC is fleeced money, and it pays for a poo poo loving dude.

Hey. Put the culture wars down for a moment. Are you a right-winger intending on going tomorrow? Don�t. Pick your battles, and more importantly, pick your allies. These are bad ones. Spend your petrol money on beer, yeah? Enjoy your Sunday.

Are you a left-winger going tomorrow to counter? gently caress yeah! I can�t come coz I�m interstate. I wish I could. I�d love to yell at them. Of course you should show these egomaniacal arseholes they can�t march through the city uninterrupted. Go and yell at racist dogs!

Just remember, y�all � the filmed fights at Coburg were the best thing that ever happened to these guys. So, be careful. And don�t lose on camera!

http://slackbastard.anarchobase.com/

# ? Jun 29, 2018 05:45

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/1012524756908769280

:thunk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pESEJNy_gYQ

# ? Jun 29, 2018 05:54

Prester Jane: Nov 4, 2008; by Hand Knit

Epic High Five posted:

not limited to the west, either

Can I get this on a decorative vase so I can put a house plant in it?

# ? Jun 29, 2018 05:59

Ruzihm: Aug 11, 2010; Group up and push mid, proletariat!

https://twitter.com/MrDanZak/status/1012558486549467137

# ? Jun 29, 2018 06:07

Spuckuk: Aug 11, 2009; Being a bastard works

Ruzihm posted:

https://twitter.com/MrDanZak/status/1012558486549467137

This lady is extremely cool

# ? Jun 29, 2018 07:20

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Data Graham posted:

*watches WW2 docos on the History channel avidly*

*has a live-in son who is nationally known as the guy who organized Charlottesville*

i mean would you not beat your own blood if such was the case

# ? Jun 29, 2018 07:26

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Reclines Obesily posted:

C-SPAM: This place is not a place of honor > Meet the Renegades of the Bumfuck Hicktown Chapter

# ? Jun 29, 2018 07:27

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

holy lol

https://twitter.com/don_chump/status/1012517788198539265

It's good poo poo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3YQuTvOPUc&t=10s

# ? Jun 29, 2018 08:01

Doktor Avalanche: Dec 30, 2008

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

It's good poo poo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3YQuTvOPUc&t=10s

Dave Johnson
4 hours ago
THE CATS IN THE CRADLE AND THE SILVER SPOON

lmao

# ? Jun 29, 2018 10:38

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/1012524756908769280

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pESEJNy_gYQ

Pener Kropoopkin has issued a correction as of 12:54 on Jun 29, 2018

# ? Jun 29, 2018 11:14

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

That pedostache on Spencer, holy moly

# ? Jun 29, 2018 11:39

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

um

https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/1008829070644166656
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i haven't paid much attn to spencer in months but i guess he's trying to reinvent himself ... somehow. prediction: watch him pull a tommy robinson esque 'i'm leaving the alt-right' where he ostensibly renounces it all, gets a lot of publicity, and then he goes back to it in a different form. just watch.

BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 12:07 on Jun 29, 2018

# ? Jun 29, 2018 11:51

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

I have to admit I'm surprised review guy didn't turn out to be alt right or fedora centrist at least

not because of anything he's said, just well you know

# ? Jun 29, 2018 12:11

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/1012524756908769280

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pESEJNy_gYQ

"you know how i'm going to make myself more relatable? grow w creepy fuckin mustache and talk about how child porn should be legal"

# ? Jun 29, 2018 12:32

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Alan Smithee posted:

I have to admit I'm surprised review guy didn't turn out to be alt right or fedora centrist at least

not because of anything he's said, just well you know

This would legit upset me. Every now and then I watch his videos spellbound.

# ? Jun 29, 2018 12:51

Pornographic Memory: Dec 17, 2008

Business Gorillas posted:

"you know how i'm going to make myself more relatable? grow w creepy fuckin mustache and talk about how child porn should be legal"

i mean, being libertarian is relatively more mainstream than being a self proclaimed nazi

# ? Jun 29, 2018 14:44

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

the really pathetic thing about kessler is that he's sitting there in his dad's room calling him a cuck for not hating jews while kessler himself (who is broke and embroiled in lawsuits) is only living there because his dad is letting him.

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the patriot prayer rally in portland on saturday is shaping up to be probably a bit violent and just plain nuts. a bunch of proud boys, right-wing livestream grifters and assorted nutcases who are traveling there are talking about smashing heads and already referring to it as the "battle of portland." they're really gearing up for it. it's also taking place the same day as a bunch of ICE protests across the country.

if there's a silver lining it's that the guys who might show up to hassle protesters in other cities are glomming onto portland. which sucks for portland. anyways here's the kind of livestream/nutcase/paranoiac who is showing up at this thing:

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as an aside, a book that's really popular with a whole heaping dose of these folks is "white girl bleed a lot" by colin flaherty. the book is about "black mob violence, black on white crime and the Knockout Game." i had never heard of this book and it dates from 2012, but flaherty has gotten good press from conservative outlets and has appeared on infowars a bunch of times. worldnetdaily's publishing arm apparently put it out:

really part of a centuries-old racist tradition grounded in fear that ravenous black men are out victimizing white women and it's being "covered up."

note: several years ago, anglin attacked flaherty and this book because it wasn't anti-semitic (of course). one of the examples flaherty has given for this thesis is a jewish man being assaulted in crown heights by a black man. so, naturally in anglin's view, flaherty is part of a worldwide jewish plot to have whites think of jews as victims when 'they are really responsible for all the ills of the world' etc. etc. etc. blah blah

BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 14:57 on Jun 29, 2018

# ? Jun 29, 2018 14:53

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Zeroisanumber posted:

Nah.

oh man, that smilie has a story?

# ? Jun 29, 2018 15:19

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

pillsburysoldier posted:

oh man, that smilie has a story?

You haven't heard the tale of gooncamp?

# ? Jun 29, 2018 15:30

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

You haven't heard the tale of gooncamp?

It's not a story BYOB would tell you

# ? Jun 29, 2018 15:52

Bullfrog: Nov 5, 2012

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

the patriot prayer rally in portland on saturday is shaping up to be probably a bit violent and just plain nuts. a bunch of proud boys, right-wing livestream grifters and assorted nutcases who are traveling there are talking about smashing heads and already referring to it as the "battle of portland." they're really gearing up for it. it's also taking place the same day as a bunch of ICE protests across the country.

Every event the right wing has tried to put on during a liberal + leftist cross-appeal protest has ended up going badly for them.

# ? Jun 29, 2018 16:23

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

fyad gooncamp thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1858814

also imo take further discussion to sa's greatest sagas thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3784826

# ? Jun 29, 2018 16:23

Bullfrog: Nov 5, 2012

https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/1012706559539871747

# ? Jun 29, 2018 16:31

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Bullfrog posted:

Every event the right wing has tried to put on during a liberal + leftist cross-appeal protest has ended up going badly for them.

They've been reduced to glorified flashmobs just from antifa, and disappeared in the face of juggalos, getting anywhere near an ICE protest will have them gone so fast they'll be claiming they were never there and never planned to be.

# ? Jun 29, 2018 16:35