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Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013


... That just looks like durian to me.

Why does chicken look like durian.

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Stairs
Oct 13, 2004

CannonFodder posted:

Is this vee-en-ah or vie-en-ah?



Bit late here but around where I grew up it's "vi-EEN-yah" or "Vi-eeny weenies".

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
I lived for a year in Vienna, Illinois. It’s pronounced Vah-YANNA. Oddly enough we ate a lot of Vienna sausages while we lived there, because we were poor as poo poo, and we pronounced them “Vinah weenies.”

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

This is violence

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

The Glumslinger posted:

This is violence

Thread title tia

Much better than "extremely sad chicken itt"

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


sneakyfrog posted:

orange vegetables are not to be trusted.

I agree.
Orange carrots are a seditious vegetable perpetrated by the Dutch.
Stick with purple, yellow or white ones to be safe.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
drat YOU DUTCH

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Scarodactyl posted:

To be fair I just replaced the text on an old one.
Aside from the 4 official ones which I only did two of (:randstare: :randpop: :randno: and :randvince:) I've drawn... 6 (not counting the ones that didn't make the cut).

...yeah maybe that's too many. But like many Americans I find a fat orange cat to be strangely relateable.

I'm just going to quote this for one day when my wallet has $30 extra I can give to Lowtax

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Iron Crowned posted:

I'm just going to quote this for one day when my wallet has $30 extra I can give to Lowtax

And now I can't even keep my avatar. :negative:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Randaconda posted:

And now I can't even keep my avatar. :negative:

Don't worry, my rich uncle hasn't died yet

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Iron Crowned posted:

I'm just going to quote this for one day when my wallet has $30 extra I can give to Lowtax

FYI only one of those can be turned into a Smilie in it's current state:


These three would need a bit of work to be resized meet the 90x25 limit:


These would need more work as they need to be resized to meet both the 90x25 and 10kb limit.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!
sad olive/chive face on the lobster dong.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

.Z. posted:

FYI only one of those can be turned into a Smilie in it's current state:


These three would need a bit of work to be resized meet the 90x25 limit:


These would need more work as they need to be resized to meet both the 90x25 and 10kb limit.


Nah, we just need mod support

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Delightfully devilish!

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER

this is actually quite viscerally upsetting

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?



what the gently caress

Stairs
Oct 13, 2004

Is that pork chops?
How to you get bubbles in pork chops?
Do I want to know how you get bubbles in pork chops??

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Good find, that's the grossest poo poo I've seen in this thread in a while.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

There has never been a point in human history, in any culture, where people wouldn’t see a dick here

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

never microwave hamburgers

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
And my guess for the horror plate is like 30 year old burgers congealing together when someone found them in an abandoned freezer and figured “why not”

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Stairs posted:

Is that pork chops?
How to you get bubbles in pork chops?
Do I want to know how you get bubbles in pork chops??
They're turkey burgers.

NinjaDebugger
Apr 22, 2008


Stairs posted:

Is that pork chops?
How to you get bubbles in pork chops?
Do I want to know how you get bubbles in pork chops??

no, that's gotta be those gross ground beef patties. They do that all the time if you're not grilling them.

edit: okay, ground turkey. Same poo poo, different pile.

Stairs
Oct 13, 2004
Okay I feel better now.
Except meat of any type shouldn't have bubbles and I'm sticking to that.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Haifisch posted:

They're turkey burgers.

Yeah, I used to eat those when my mom made them as a kid and the fat bubbled up in the exact same way.

They actually still taste pretty good if you dump herbs and spices on them.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

chitoryu12 posted:

Yeah, I used to eat those when my mom made them as a kid and the fat bubbled up in the exact same way.

They actually still taste pretty good if you dump herbs and spices on them.


The Something Awful Forums › Main › Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists › Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: They actually still taste pretty good if you dump herbs and spices on them

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

chitoryu12 posted:

Yeah, I used to eat those when my mom made them as a kid and the fat bubbled up in the exact same way.

They actually still taste pretty good if you dump herbs and spices on them.

I’m not sure how I’d feel about my mom if she fed me the Dagobah swamp for lunch on the reg

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

man that's nasty. good thread content.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Aesop Poprock posted:

I’m not sure how I’d feel about my mom if she fed me the Dagobah swamp for lunch on the reg

We went through some money issues for a time due to severe illness on her part keeping her from working, so we ended up living for about half a year on the cheapest microwavable foods possible to minimize labor and cost. 750 calories of frozen turkey burgers is $5 and doesn't require a kid in school or a woman relearning how to walk on a bland diet to do any cooking.

That being said, they didn't bubble up quite that bad.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
I definitely remember that weird friggin burgerfat from the school cafeteria.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
I think it's from partially soy burgers?

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!
if you look carefully, you can see Loss.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Aesop Poprock posted:

I’m not sure how I’d feel about my mom if she fed me the Dagobah swamp for lunch on the reg

It's clearly a Gremlin in the middle of metamorphosis

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Imagine if you popped that big bubble on the bottom, and thousands of tiny spiders poured out.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


mng posted:

Imagine if you popped that big bubble on the bottom, and thousands of tiny spiders poured out.
"Finally, some fresh meat!"

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

Eldritch flesh from the hideous spawn of the stars!

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

mng posted:

Imagine if you popped that big bubble on the bottom, and thousands of tiny spiders poured out.

Imagine if I hated you for saying that.

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