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TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

drat this guy is good.

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nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
Ladies and gentlemen,
Russian railroads

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Alexeythegreat posted:

Ladies and gentlemen,
Russian railroads


Please tell me that the Russian text also says that

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Smirr posted:

Please tell me that the Russian text also says that

It says "shower service" but without the word for service it can be soul, I think. It's different in Ukrainian though, so I'm probably wrong.

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

Smirr posted:

Please tell me that the Russian text also says that

Yes and no. It says "the cost of the shower service", with душ being shower, душа being "shower" in the genitive case (i.e. "service of shower"), and душа being soul. They google-translated the Russian phrase and printed without looking. It could be "soul" if there were a dash, like so: "Стоимость услуги - душа", but google translate is not good enough to make out the difference

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/FCBeej/status/1012016278813495296

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/mrjameshodari/status/1009351251056787459

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013





damnit, I was thinking the same thing

also, there's a new Squires: https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/jun/29/david-squires-on-world-cup-cliques-germany-going-home-and-group-chat

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003

oh come on, stop it

also, dude obviously doesn't know how to read a data set, because if you look at the distribution that is a nominal bell curve distribution

by his logic did iran, colombia and panama use some sort of cognitive doping to have hyper efficient movement dynamics?!

vivisectvnv fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Jun 29, 2018

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
https://i.imgur.com/PhDvyeR.mp4

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre

Came to post this.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

vivisectvnv posted:

oh come on, stop it

also, dude obviously doesn't know how to read a data set, because if you look at the distribution that is a nominal bell curve distribution

by his logic did iran, colombia and panama use some sort of cognitive doping to have hyper efficient movement dynamics?!

Colombia had someone sent off so fewer people to run around, the others are within 1 of the next lowest team.

I'd like to see the data now that everyone has played 3 games though.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

vivisectvnv posted:

oh come on, stop it

also, dude obviously doesn't know how to read a data set, because if you look at the distribution that is a nominal bell curve distribution

by his logic did iran, colombia and panama use some sort of cognitive doping to have hyper efficient movement dynamics?!

Nah, Russians are doped up to their eyeballs

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/RecasexUnblock/status/1012723777636044800

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

TheBigAristotle posted:

Nah, Russians are doped up to their eyeballs

I think this is a combination of doping and training regimen designed to have the players peak during matches with KSA and Egypt, thus enabling Russia to get out of the group stage without much concern for the game against Uruguay. It seems to have worked out just fine

If that is the case, Russia is positively hosed against Spain, even against this Spain

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Famous clean country Spain.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Fair play is such a foreign concept to the Spanish that they got perfectly ordinary basketball players to pretend to be disabled so they could win the Paralympics, and to this day they don't understand what was wrong with that.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

KomodoWagon posted:

Fair play is such a foreign concept to the Spanish that they got perfectly ordinary basketball players to pretend to be disabled so they could win the Paralympics, and to this day they don't understand what was wrong with that.

haha i googled this. pro google

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

KomodoWagon posted:

Fair play is such a foreign concept to the Spanish that they got perfectly ordinary basketball players to pretend to be disabled so they could win the Paralympics, and to this day they don't understand what was wrong with that.

I think the response of the Spanish public is always "what? everyone's free to try this. it's not our fault you guys suck at creative interpretation of the rules" and it owns

brasstassels
Oct 26, 2007
https://twitter.com/FutbolsaCountry/status/1012805739075682304?s=19

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

KomodoWagon posted:

Fair play is such a foreign concept to the Spanish that they got perfectly ordinary basketball players to pretend to be disabled so they could win the Paralympics, and to this day they don't understand what was wrong with that.

Lmao

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/james_dart/status/1013099162479595523?s=21

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Best Ronaldo

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Thinking about those cakes

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Kurtofan posted:

Thinking about those cakes

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Someone needs to edit the Neymar roll into the Pavard goal

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/IFTVofficial/status/1013495679082270721

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012


lol

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Lol good lad

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

tbh i'd avert my eyes too if I had to sit next to a gross slug-man and watch him slobber on some poor woman

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
https://i.imgur.com/pa1C2Kj.mp4

every single one is good

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

lmao

Velvet Elvis
Jul 1, 2007

Neymar gifs are the best thing about this WC.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



I miss Ronald

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

lmao

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
wrong thread lol

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Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/Mari__D_G/status/1013819662801489921

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